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new girlfriend. not allowed to love theseus.

#canon hades game lore #hades game #lesbians for theseus #eating an apple right now

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this game starting to get boring😅😅😅

#hades game #i just wish they would add more #i just wish it wasnt so repetitive #i might replay it #i dont know #zagreus is cute #zagreus is hot #all of the characters are hot #it is great character design

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girlfriend broke up with me so i’m free to love theseus

#hades #asterius and theseus #theseus is so cute #hades game #theseus is a cutepie #theseus is my king #girlfriend broke up with me for separate reasons

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zagreus is literally camillo cabd cabedo

#hades game #canon hades game lore #hades #zagreus #zagreus is camilla #asterius and theseus #theseus is so cute #cutiepie #i love it when you call me senorita #burps

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forgot asterius doesn’t have a name in the myth so i wrote an entire poem about hades game lore for my creative writing class

#hades game #i forgor💀 #cute things #asterius and theseus #asterius #asterius is cute af #asterius with cat ears challenge #tim tok

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zagreus defeats and sends his own father back to the depths of hell and then goes on to trip on a banana peel and die

#zagreus #hades game #god what #what #WHAT??? #zagreus the type of fella #zagreus and hades #hades

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( .)( .) theseus boobs

#hades game #theseus #theseus and the minotaur #theseus and asterius #hades #aesthetic #(.)(.)

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FROM HIS a HIS MASSIVE HONKAS (.)(.)

theseus has back problems

#hades game #canon #theseus #theseus boobs #theseus and asterius #theseus and the minotaur

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theseus has back problems

#hades game #canon #theseus uses a heating pad #theseus gets hot flashes #i’m still hot just in flashes #theseus and asterius #asterius lets thseus use him as a couch #bullfriend

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theseus puts nair in zagreus’ shampoo. every day.

#canon #hades game #canon hades game lore #bae #zagreus #theseus #zagreus and theseus rivalry #rivalry #they are dynamic duo #my stomach hurts #i had too much enchilladas

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i love dusa i love her so much she’s so bisexual 99% women but the 1% is zagreus

#pie chart #hades game #dusa and meg are so lesbo #i used to hate dusa but she is so cute idk why i hated her i think it was her voice #zagreus #zagreus is hot #megera #megaera is hot

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atlas is such a nice guy. just holding up the sky for us. man.

#greek mythology #mythology #atlas #hades game #i love hades #i love it so much #zagreus brushes his teeth with face mask

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theseus shaves his legs with tweezers

#hades game #theseus and asterius #theseus #yes i know #I KNOW TWEEZERS DONT SHAVE #weezer #canon #zagreus hates children

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i want to see dusa angry. i want to see her livid i need to see those hair snakes in action

#hades game #dusa #i love dusa #megaera and dusa #lesbian moments #lesbo #i’m so lesbo for meg and dusa #gal pals

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zagreus uses twitter to bully minors

#hades game #zagreus #i love zagreus #zag #this is a joke btw #zagreus only bullies majors #english majors #thanatos #he only bullies thanatos

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this is so them 😍😍😍

#theseus and asterius #hades game

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why can’t meg be my ex girlfriend what the hell

#hades game #megaera #megaera is hot #mommysorrymommysorrymommysorrymommy