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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

#thank the shitlord my pfp is a shitpost

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I don't have a ton of shit to do this summer

Top 3 i will do

Reblog if you vote

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ATTENTION QUEER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

we need to take Halloween.

it needs to be ours.

idk how, but we will find a way.

Halloween will belong to the gays by this October.

taging everyone to spread the word:

@cryptidwithaninternetconnection @gingerbreadeel24 @nimonastan @pickupstyx @reggie-the-inferi

#gay #queer #lesbian #lgbtq+ #aroace #halloween #asexual #pansexual #biseuxal #nonbinary #demi boy #trans #demi girl #qm

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LETS HUNT

Going thru tags bot hunting, I have realised:

#trans pride has been ultimately overrun with porn bots

#transisbeautiful is unfortunately 99% porn bots, despite how great the tag name sounds and how good it can be used, it's a bot haven

#acespec mafia has been discovered by the bots, although not too badly right now

#transfem, #transfemme, and literaly any transfem/trans woman tag has a lot of porn bots fetishising trans women. Never are any of these trans porn blogs of trans men, always of trans women and mainly sexualising their breasts and private area

#nonbinary has few bots, though a few can still become a problem in due time

I need to check other ones, such as #gay, #lesbian, #sapphic, etc, but I've been going thru these for hours now. I'm taking a break. Goodluck out there, soldiers

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Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

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watching/rewatching a show when you already have an established favorite character is great because every time they come on screen it's like

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#YES YES THATS ME *POINT* #THATS LITERALLY ME EVRY TIME!!!

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love the whole “WHEN we get a season two” energy everyone’s been having lately

#MOOTS!!! PLEASE!!!

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watched neil gaiman's new gay pandering show today and it's kind of indescribable. created by destiel king steve yockey and starring the actress who played rowena on spn. episode directed by legendary lesbian filmmaker cheryl dunye. canon fujoshi character who talks about her explicit yaoi. an amnesiac medium named crystal palace. gaiman's typical vaguely autistic hugely gay dandy who's never been kissed but also literally every man he meets wants to fuck him so bad it makes them clinically insane. also he's a ghost and died in an accidental demonic sacrifice in 1916. and he tries to confess his love to his best friend and is interrupted by being sent to hell. he then confesses successfully while his best friend is bringing him out of hell in a named orpheus and eurydice allusion. this show needs 12 seasons.

#i am once again begging my moots to watch this show

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I’ll say it again, please just grit your teeth and vote for Biden…

#americans please

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Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

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People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

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This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

#lmao what-

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#yes specially if youre a boy and use that stinkyass one #honestly they do that in my class every day

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PRETTY!!!

just wanna share this pic I took on a cycle today with my moots because it is honestly heavenly like the evening light and the colours in the water and on the wood fence and the silhouette of the swan and the sunbeams and the clouds and the reflections yeah I think I looked god in the eyes today so how's it going cus I'm fucking wonderful rn

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happy pan awarensss day 🩷💛🩵

grab some pride merch for yourself today ! https://freakshop-2.creator-spring.com

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Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents

Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,

Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS