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Eclipse season treated me so right while mercury retrograde just keeps giving me dirty

#personal #of course you’re here #I’m not surprised #I never am anymore #4.19.24

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It’s really not cool that none of you texted me back

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The crazy thing is that I drove someone else home in their car, uber’d back to the bar, then attempted a 3 hour road trip before totaling my car. It’s amazing I can tell the internet this.

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Hi I got fired and it was out of nowhere so if you’d like to help a gay poor person with no job my cashapp is $theonewhodared

I have about 2 weeks worth of money saved up and I’m applying everywhere but shit is weird in Las Vegas so anything helps 💕

#personal #help please #help #sorry #charity #this is so stupid #4.5.24

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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I miss her i miss her i miss her

#personal #3.30.24

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A person who wrote a really popular song about going to strip clubs when I was 5, hangs out the strip club I work at now at 26

#personal #he was 27 when it came out

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i feel like the boeing whistleblower case should radicalize more people. a major airline company is producing planes with less and less regard for safety and it's starting to get noticeable. man takes them to court, which would reduce profit at the cost of public safety. he fucking dies the night that boeings legal team asks him to stay an extra day. if nothing happens about this, i hope it gets through to people that america would literally kill you for a few extra cents

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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

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My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

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Stuff like this radicalizes me. How is this the best system we have?

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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal