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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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PSA to new followers/new to tumblr:

Finish your blog. Choose a profile picture. Title your blog. Post SOMETHING. Even a reblog is fine.

There are so many bots on tumblr that empty accounts look like bots and you WILL get blocked.

Untitled/Sin título/Sans titre are a huge red flag, so if that's what yours looks like, don't be surprised if you suddenly can't access the blogs you're interested in. There are a lot of you folks lately, and I really don't want to have to block you, but I will be doing so much more indiscriminately.

And (hate to say it but) likes don't really do anything, reblogs do.

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I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.

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pfizer - biontech and moderna send their regards

#laughing forever about this

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Carlos really said

#wimbledon #carlos alcaraz #the other one doesn’t get a tag

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HENRY CAVILL Wiedźmin Fest Poland June 24, 2023

#oh my god is this the return of curly cavill??? #henry cavill #curly cavill #the best cavill

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A Summary of the Hogwarts Houses & astronomy studies 🌌 [more here]

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im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

#amazing showstopping spectacular #classic #music #about me

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- a post for anyone who is wondering why a TV show is trending that hasn’t created a single new episode in a decade.

#merlin #tag yourself if you still haven’t recovered

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Merlin is the FATHER of savagery:

“Look, I’ve told you you’re an ass. I just didn’t realize you were a royal one.”

“How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord”

Arthur: “We’re supposed to be hunting. It requires speed, strength, and an agile mind!” Merlin: “So you’re able to get by on two of the three then?”

Uther: “If this were a time of war, I’d have you flogged.” Merlin: “But since it’s not we’ll let it go just this once?”

“One day you’ll transform into a beautiful prince. But magic’s outlawed in Camelot so that’ll probably never happen.”                                      

Merlin: “She likes you?” Gaius: nods head Merlin:“Oh, that is disgusting.” “Imagine…imagine if she kissed you! UGH”

Arthur: “Take some advice from someone who knows about women-” Merlin: “If such a person existed maybe I would”

Authur: “You have the mind of a child” Merlin: “Yet I’m still more intelligent than you" 

“I take it you haven’t come all this way JUST TO SMASH MY FAVORITE POT”

Leon: “Whats the job, exactly?” Merlin: “To kill Arthur” Leon: “Driving you mad isn’t he?” Merlin: “Not for much longer!”

Gaius: “Sometimes two heads are better than one.” Merlin: “Yes but not when one of them is yours.” 

“PERCIVAL, that is a sword, it DOES hurt”

“Will it be hot? Will it be cold? Will it be wet? Will it be dry?" 

Merlin: "I wouldn’t do that if I were you because if you do that….you’ll never learn of my plan.” Arthur: “… What plan?” Merlin: “EXACTLY! That’s why you can’t run me through!”

“Don’t think too hard, I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself”

“Are you threatening me with a SPOON?”

Morgana: “You’re just my imagination” Merlin: “That’s right. I’m not really here. Just pretend i’m not really here!”

“The belt is one hole shy of perfection!”

“Do you want us to help you?…. Or do you want to do this alOoOone" 

……

…

No other character will be as iconic as Merlin :)

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I knew we could get it trending again.

#TenYearsLaterAndStillNotOverIt

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

#i really want that job #please please please

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Legend ❤️

#angela lansbury #this is too much #i don’t’ think I like this year anymore

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🎐

#do you mean Theon Greyjoy #i think you’re talking about Theon Greyjoy #Theon Greyjoy deserved better #Theon Greyjoy

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this is happening too much for me personally ngl

#roger federer #rafael nadal #best friends forever #this is giving we’ll never see each other ever again level tears of despair #laver cup