thekattverse

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It was but a whisper, near impossible to hear upon the screams of those around him

but, once the chaos had subsided, and all in the planet had been burned to ashes, he stood in his conquest. The Universe Eater almost seemed to be relishing it, a wild animal basking in a successful hunt, and he finally heart the pitiful plea. A summon, someone out there was calling for his presence. Who was he to deny someone the undying spectacle of his raw power. Tearing the universes apart, and forcing them together, he stepped through from what seemed to be thin air. Floating in the atmosphere, dwarfing the planet itself, the dragon looked to the lone king, who's kingdom had been brought to near ruin. He had a bargain for the dragon. "Please, hear me out! I have heard of your insatiable hunger, I can help! My men's magic can provide you with whatever you desire, in exchange, we ask only for protection from the enemy factions!" The dragon stared, for only a second. But the glare in it's eyes, the king could have sword they'd been there for years. Finally, the eater of universes grunted. The king almost rejoiced, but if he hadn't known any better, he'd have thought it was a cruel, and wicked laugh. But as far as anyone knew, this dragon had no brain, no guts, only hunger, and soon enough, the king was on the menu. The dragon took one clean bite out of the planet, and as the kingdom fell to it's maw, they found themselves fading. Slowly, all they were, and all they ever would have been, would be erased from the world. From the universe. From everything. Nobody quite knows what happens to those who the dragon eats, and yet, nobody asks. As all that it consumes is soon after forgotten.

#the eater of universes #ocs #serious writing

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5th Chip: The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. (5 minutes later) 5th Chip: omg, Ethel

#Chip #Ethel #sona #oc

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Katt: I have a bad feeling about this... Chip: huh? why? Katt: You know that little voice you get in the back of your head? The one that tells you something you're doing is gonna go wrong. Chip: nope, no idea what you're talking about Katt: Well, that explains a lot

#Chip #Katt #Fursona

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The Hunter: Who ARE you? Talon: You killed my father. The Hunter: The Hunter: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

#The Hunter #Talon #Ocs

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alternate angle

Khanette on her favourite bean bag chair

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Khanette on her favourite bean bag chair

#khanette #sona #art #celebrating my art tablet working again #by doodling

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Chip: Vivi, how much is 10-10? Vivi: The number of shits I give about this whole thing? Chip: Dead on, zero is the right answer. Chip: Khanette, how much is 5320 divided by 0? Khanette: Uhhhh, the number of shits I give? Chip: Wrong, too many is not the right answer.

#Chip #Vivi #Khanette #Sona #Oc

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Chip: After you, Hunter! The Hunter: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me, 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear. Chip: Ooookay, well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack from the front. The Hunter: This is true, but It would be easier to stop. I'll be able to see it coming, and I can block the blow, or count- (Chip smacks The Hunter, and walks away laughing)

#Chip #The Hunter #Sona #Oc

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Chip: Am I a top or a bottom? Easy, I'm a threat. Liege, through a mouthful of crisps: She's a bottom

#Chip #Liege #sona

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5th Chip: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse. Ethel: Get out of bed, we're saving these dumbasses whether you like it or not 5th Chip: I REFUSE!

#Chip #5th chip #ethel #sona #oc

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Katt: Your bed is probably as happy to see you, as you are to see it. Here comes the warmth slab, it thinks. Vivi: Wrong, it thinks "God I hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans on me again, who tf eats beans in bed" Vivi: Guys stop reblogging this, new year new me, I haven't spilled beans in bed ONCE this year Vivi: Uh Oh

#Katt #Vivi #Sona #Oc

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Chip: Those aren't my tits, those are my poison storage sacs Liege: And I wanna get poisongjfhgksfdghndfkgdfslh g ndfj Chip: Let this be a warning to you

#Chip #Liege #Sona

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Katt: So how do you think Khanette will make a distraction for us?

Chip: She'll probably throw some rocks, or make a noise. That's what I would do.

(a nearby building explodes, and sevral car alarms gk off)

Chip: ...Or she'll do that.

#chip #khanette #katt #sonas

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idea: au where Katt is actually normal, and Chip takes her in as a companion

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Vivi: Hey Raven, turn around!

Raven: Vivi, I swear to god if I turn around and you throw a pie in my face again I'm going to bury you in the ground.

Vivi, holding a pie: I no longer need you to turn around

#raven #vivi #ocs

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Khanette: Count how many rooms there are in the TARDIS, Chip. That is your first mission. Chip: Alright! 1, 2, 3... Katt: Why the fuck would you make her do that? Khanette: It passes the time. Katt: It’s gonna take so long! Khanette, it’s gonna be so annoying! Khanette: I’m curious what the highest number is. Katt: No, she’s gonna be counting forever! Khanette: Perhaps, but... Chip: 42, 43, 44... Katt: Khanette, what have you done? This is your fault! Chip: There are about 52 million rooms in the TARDIS Khanette: See? That was easy. Katt: Fuck, oh my god...

#Katt #Khanette #Chip

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Katt: Oh I love this wine, what is it? Vanya: The souls of the innocent :) Katt: Vanya: Vanya: I'm just kidding, it's some random store bought wine

#vanya #katt #ocs