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What kind of dog is that?
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I shäll nämë my späwn Häm2, thë sägä cöntïnüës.
if i have a kid im naming them thot
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Änd my bröthërs stïll gët tö lïvë.
Justice is a dish best served cold because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.
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Thät äwkwärd mömënt whën yöü förgët yöür frëïnd's töästër ïn yöür bäth änd hävë tö pïck üp ä nëw önë fröm yöür cöüsïn Rïck whö lïvës ïn Wïscönsïn (ä gövërnmënt cövërup) änd hë gïvës yöü HIV ïnstëäd.
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"Lïfë is just a chücklë-fück-pïcküp-trück."
-TheHäm
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Kiltler lïvës ön ä frësh dïët öf bäcön. Sävë thë häm, kïll thë Jëws. Shnëll.
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"Höt cheese will cause the end of the wörld."
-Turtles, Turtles Everywhere.
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Yöü förgöt thë bäcön.
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Nöw shë cänt rün äwäy.
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crimson baby
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@dennys plëäsë stöp ëätïng my brëthrën.
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