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This would be hilarious

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

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ISTANA - The Animals by Zhe Wang

#so pwetty

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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

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bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

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in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

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Have I told y’all about my husband’s Fork Theory?  If I did already, pretend I didn’t, I’m an old.

So the Spoon Theory is a fundamental metaphor used often in the chronic pain/chronic illness communities to explain to non-spoonies why life is harder for them. It’s super useful and we use that all the time. But it has a corollary.  You know the phrase, “Stick a fork in me, I’m done,” right? Well, Fork Theory is that one has a Fork Limit, that is, you can probably cope okay with one fork stuck in you, maybe two or three, but at some point you will lose your shit if one more fork happens.  A fork could range from being hungry or having to pee to getting a new bill or a new diagnosis of illness. There are lots of different sizes of forks, and volume vs. quantity means that the fork limit is not absolute. I might be able to deal with 20 tiny little escargot fork annoyances, such as a hangnail or slightly suboptimal pants, but not even one “you poked my trigger on purpose because you think it’s fun to see me melt down” pitchfork.

This is super relevant for neurodivergent folk. Like, you might be able to deal with your feet being cold or a tag, but not both. Hubby describes the situation as “It may seem weird that I just get up and leave the conversation to go to the bathroom, but you just dumped a new financial burden on me and I already had to pee, and going to the bathroom is the fork I can get rid of the fastest.”

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#good things #Good #poll #polls #b

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This is my spirit animal

#amazon #cardboard box #meme

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Guh

#guh #trudging through life like a a I don’t even know any animals that put themselves through this much suffering

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gays help me out, also leave your answer + your orientation in the tags

#obviously wizards #I mean come on long funky beard and robes and u can do magic #I wanna be one #I’m pan btw

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I learned today that some gnats can bite you, by being bitten by swarms of them repeatedly.

Send help.

#gnats #flies #they don’t even itch they just hurt #send help

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#shredded cheese supremacy #it tastes better than normal cheese imo #dunno why

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Guh

#guh

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Me when I want attention

Me

#heheheheh

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Put your reason in the tags!

#frc build season #Valentine’s Day = chocolate #feb break #SNOW #hehehehehhhhhh 12 option polls are so funnnnn #oh if it wasn’t obvious I picked February forgot to say that

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also put it in the tags so they see, i love seeing what people think eachother looks like lolol <3

#like a light brown to dirty blonde #idk really lol

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Because we all need some good in this world ❤️

#polls #good #good things #the letter a #a #my posts