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bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

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I love spring. It's raining rn, i've got the windows open. The smell of the rain is just impeccable. very chill vibes

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mrow :3

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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#i make SO fewer typos on a keyboard than on a phone

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Queer as in gay, yes, but most importantly, queer as in unusual, strange, creepy, odd..

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL HYENA Day!

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My sweetie 💕

#heaven official's blessing #shi qingxuan #qingxuan #tgcf fanart #digital arwork #mxtx characters #tgcf novel #fanart #师青玄 #天官赐福 #tian guan ci fu #tgcf

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DIVERSITY WIN! This homophobe is a queer single dad!

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #qi rong #tgcf fanart #cw blood

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sometimes i cant wrap my brain around the fact that Feng Xin ascended through pure martial might and what that implies

like sure in the simplest way my brain understands "feng xin = strong man, strong man = strong god"

but like? martial might is more than just brute strength, it's not just skill with weapons, and hand to hand combat... but it's understanding battle tactics and formations, having the ability to execute said tactics successfully etc etc

#feng xin #nan yang #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mxtx

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Hua Cheng would ABSOLUTELY give his entire support to that little kid merchant who said he was gonna build a temple for Xie Lian after the Ban Yue mission concluded.

I can imagine that kid grew up to be the most successful merchant of his age, always having a little extra luck for reasons unknown to him. Even ghosts never disturb his company's shipments.

He also finds himself hiring a one legged beggar with a broken arm as his marketing rep--which turns out to be the best decision of his career. The company has a banquet once a year in the finest restaurant in the capital. The marketing rep brings the same dour faced stranger with him every year. This stranger eats through half of what the restaurant makes for the entire company.

Even though he never got Xie Lian's identity, events would unravel that would mysteriously allow him to figure it out. A puzzle that intrigued him through his adolescent life, very satisfying to finally solve.

When the merchant starts working on the temple he promised Xie Lian, he commissions the divine statue from an especially talented and earnest traveling sculptor with no references or background to speak of--he just has a good feeling.

Hua Cheng and Xie Lian visit the completed temple often, and even go there on dates sometimes.

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #xie lian #ol feng #banyue pass #banyue arc #merchant boy #beefleaf

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redraw of these pretty best friends 🦋🍃

#mxtx tgcf #tgcf fanart #tgcf #tgcf xie lian #tgcf shi qingxuan #heaven official’s blessing fanart #heaven official's blessing #fanart #shi qingxuan fanart #shi qingxuan #xie lian fanart #xie lian

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“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”