theawkwardone6

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I keep scrolling through prompt and nothing I hate myself

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I want to write I want to write I want to write

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Anyone else just scrolling through the watcher tag and laughing

We could just buy the subscription or unsubscribe from the YouTube channel bc we disagree on principle but instead let’s fight😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭it’s so funny. And the fact that they’re STILL fighting. Like how are you surprised by this in the slightest

#and ppl comparing it to dropout is funny #bc I have dropout but only bc I got hooked on it while my dad was watching it and he got mad that I was using his subscription #so he sends me $6 a month for my own hahahahaha #I just watch the dnd stuff bc I watched fantasy high jr yr and thought “omg this is the best dnd story ever??????” #and then I just sat in my room thinking about the world for days #and I ended up needing to get it out so I literally wrote an essay (with a bibliography) for literally NO reason #the dnd stuff IS free on YouTube but I’ve become accustomed to no ads and not waiting #personally on the whole drama I’m not surprised I always felt like this was gonna happen #do i feel like i wasted a good portion of my life? a little but eventually i was like “something like this is gonna happen” #I’m like that with all big creators now that these streaming services exist so yeah #eventually everyone is gonna have their content behind a paywall and no one will be able to afford all the streaming #and then free content will come back bc ppl unsubscribe due to being unable to afford the subscription #or not #but it’s a possibility

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My family has had young Sheldon and Brooklyn 99 on in the house on repeat and all I want to do is put child capital holt, Sheldon, and a train in a room and watch them fight about what’s accurate

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[ID: three images

The first image is a close up of the sims 3 friendship bar, with negative friendship coming off of it.

The second is a screenshot of the replies by @khitasira: HUH??? HUH?? “PLANTS ARE INHERENTLY EVIL AND SPITEFUL” BUDDY THIS IS A FUCKING PLANT? THIS IS LEAVES!!!

The third are two women standing in front of a houseplant. One woman’s face is obscured by the angle, but the other woman’s face can be seen. She is shouting something with the caption reading, “THIS IS A PLANT! THIS IS LEAVES!” END ID]

an aside but one time I was told by someone who shall remain nameless that I needed to stop treating my plants with such love because plants were inherently evil and spiteful and I'd be much happier once I accepted that and in that moment the sims negative interaction symbol appeared crystal clear in my mind

#PLANTS ARE EVIL??????? #Bitch HOW

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I love the way my cat pushes her head against my hand when I pet her and how when I give her head scritches she moves her face so my hands get the itchy spot and when she lays on my chest she puts her head down on my chest

#she just loves physical contact #and she tries to cuddle me like I’m a cat ❤️😭

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I just realized my parents low key used to do witchcraft disguised as a prayer

#they’d anoint everyone in the family’s head with oil (even the animals) #bc David was anointed with oil in the Bible #and then they’d anoint every threshold in the house with oil while screaming at demons to get out #they’d save the entrance of the house for last #bc “if you anoint it before any other threshold then the demon won’t be able to leave and will be trapped in a single room” #mother that is deity work

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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

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best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko

#atla #avatar the last airbender

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I love learning rly old family stories and I don’t know why bc I hate my family lmao

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I get a lil sad when my great grandmother tells stories abt her childhood

#lady went thru stuff #and she acts like it doesn’t even bother her #god #no wonder my family is fucked up

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okay wait im not done talking abt this yet but dropout could do the funniest fucking thing in the entire world and come out with a mystery/ghost hunting show

#do it

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When u die and meet god and he’s a frat boy

#i can’t with this show

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I love the fact that whoever you google my last name my great great great great great grandfather shows up on the list of notable ppl with the last name. Yes yes go on and on and on about how he was a revolutionary war patriot and married a loyalist I’m also obsessed with it.

#I would so do that back then #like they were on opposite sides of everything why did they get married #was she not rly a loyalist #was she secretly reading a modest proposal by Jonathan swift and her dad found it and burned it and she ran away with a rebel whose to say #I say

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my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

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Just got confirmation that it, indeed, does not get better

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“Toxic masculinity is dead, I dance now”

#help #why are they so funny