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Socially anxious girls why do you gotta go for standoffish garrulous men?

Because someone’s gotta tell the waitress my Oreo shake isn’t sweet enough and it ain’t gonna be me.

#tumblog #memes #tumblr reblog #funny jokes #couple #couple jokes

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he’s so…so cute… i just want to smother him with all my love and maybe rearrange his insides until the only thing he remembers is my name, whining it pathetically like a prayer spilling from his pretty little lips ♡

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(i just want to know im not alone with my weird hands)

#thumb and middle finger

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being queer is really fun until u gotta tell people

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Is that all you want to be? Liked? Wouldn't you rather be passionately and voraciously desired?

-Margaret Atwood, from "Bodily Harm."

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#The Ink Black Heart by Robert Galbraith

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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by @wuhen678

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Just made a man put sunscreen on his face, feeling very accomplished today.

#men ☕️

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when I was

a young girl

my mother

took me into the city

to see how my father was hanged for treason

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My papa has never once said no to buying Ferraro Rochers for me and here I’m taking shit from guys with the credibility of dirt in fingernails.

Fuck of y’alls.

#my dad can buy me flowers #mensuck