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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

my birthday was two days ago so this is like a late present. go me ig (i never use this website i just ignore the notifications)

#1 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

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Jack Kline from Supernatural is trans and plays ROBLOX!

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its not buying each other flowers anymore, its sending each other money on cashapp so your boyfriend can unlock the rest of the bluey game.

i have absolutely no problem with it if my boyfriend is happy i am too

#shitpost #bluey cartoon #bluey #blueygame

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JEFF NO PLEASE

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forget doing something for a klondike bar . what would you do for the vine ?

personally , id draw the line at bodily harm or secondhand embarrassment

#shitpost #do it for the vine

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yeah . sorry dude

*signs in I am gay?*

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i dont feel like people understand what i mean when i say im in love with a character

cuz it isn't romantic or sexual or whatever im just in love with the character and idk how to explain it other than that right now

like im in love with sam winchester but im not in *love* with him, you know ? idk how else to explain it other than being in love with the character but not being in love with the character

#someone explain #i cant do whatever this is #and idk what it even means #on that note i also love richard speight jr as an actor and director #just watched unfinished business #it was so good #and i am also in love with gabriel #as a character #you know ? #anyway yeah gn #sam winchester #gabriel supernatural #supernatural

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fenn this is why im convinced you are also in the supernatural fandom tbh

obsessed with characters that are so diehard for another character they lose themselves to it. characters who are devoted to the point of ruination. who take one request from the other and run it into the ground. characters who love more than they are loved and know it, but who continue loving anyway. characters who become the other. who are no longer themselves at the end.

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50 posts!

im so awesome i got 2 milestones in a day. everyone cheer

#50 posts #tumblr milestone

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Thank you @defectivegembrain and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

thank you for letting everyone see my insanity and my incredible incredibleness <3

#5 reblogs #tumblr milestone #thank you

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eat the rich before they eat you. support those protesting and on the picket lines

Update from the WGA on negotiations

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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like

why is there a massive fucking shake on your front lawn matthew

#shitpost #my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard #i typed this on discord first #and no one laughed #so im posting here #so someone else will

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not risking it im sorry to anybody who has to see this but i need good things rn

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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I just followed you but now that you said you think Spider-Man is bi I think I gotta unfollow sorry

this is so funny what did you expect me to say. did u not read my url when u followed

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i hate this fucking series sm okay so beckendorf and silena were dating right. hephaestus/aphrodite. hephaestus/aphrodite didnt work out (cheating with ares and all that jazz. the pjo greek gods book has a great explanation). guess what happened to fucking beckendorf and silena. IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK OUT BECAUSE THEY DIED. BUT THEN THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER IN ELYSIUM. I HATE THIS SM ITS SO BEAUTIFUL BUT FUCK THIS SHIT I AM TOO TIRED TO CRY ABOUT THEM AGAIN

#pjo #charles beckendorf #silena beauregard #silena pjo #beckendorf #percy jackon and the olympians #i hate this #why #stop making me cry #uncool dude #not cashmoney

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pop off king

*says some nonsense*

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sometimes i wonder what makes me love stupid things and then i remember im stupid so i guess its just projection or something

anyway who wants to listen to me scream about supernaturals gabriel for the next billion years