the-malewife-ever

[the-malewife-ever]

Who's a good Dog? You decide!

Alright guys, i know we all avoided this one because it breaks our hearts to watch dogs compete and thus have the possibility to lose, but we need to actually do something about the lack of Fictional Dog tournaments

so welcome one and all, to the Bracket for the Ultimate Good Dog!

Now some of you may note: what IS the system for what constitutes a good dog? How do we know who to vote for during a poll? well it's simple. Which one do you want to get more headpats and treats? that's the good dog you should vote for.

Rules:

Only fictional dogs allowed (mythological dogs ok)

It can be a wierd fantasy version of a dog as long as it's still called a dog (like 'hell hound' or 'Alien dog' are both acceptable so long as they are in-universe still called and thought of as dogs)

Wolves, coyotes, and other wild canines not applicable we're talking domestic creatures here

Anthropomorphic dogs are ok

Propaganda is allowed and encouraged but don't insult other dogs to do it

don't be wierd about this guys, it's a tumblr poll about dogs

deadlines are unpredictable and arbitrary, The Admin is working full time and is doing this for fun

Nominations are currently being held until April 15th

Automatic contestants are

Scooby doo, Snoopy, Mr Peabody, Snowy, and Courage

Blogs that this was inspired by @autismswagsummit @nonbinaryswagsmackdown @stachebracket @best-green-character @best-fictional-cat @bunnyrabbitbracket

#other tournaments #puppy!

[the-malewife-ever]

#malewife speaks #yeah...

[the-malewife-ever]

Why is the poll giving 100.1 percent...?

im on mobile and therefore nothing is wrong forever and ever

#malewife speaks

[the-malewife-ever]

The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!

But who will win?

#propaganda

[the-malewife-ever]

you know what, that’s fair so congrats to gomez!! you can check out witch hat atelier on comicdays i think (official), otherwise mangadex. hope you like it

thank you!

and everyone, get some taste 🙄 [joke] go check out witch hat atelier!

what even is it about anyways, other than a man, his malewife, and their four daughters

#malewife speaks

[the-malewife-ever]

fun birthday fact! did you know that each day a million babies are born in the united states alone?

i did not see this!

happy late birthday to the million birthday twins of mine :)

#malewife speaks

[the-malewife-ever]

The respectful profile pic change means a lot, the malewife of the multiverse deserved so much more

eeaao is my favorite movie, only behind the princess bride. the malewife of the multiverse DID deserve so much more. 4th place isnt so bad though!

#malewife speaks

[the-malewife-ever]

So... you reading Witch Hat Atelier after this contest, OP?

where do i read it! i do not know where. i might go out and buy them if theyre good enough

#thankfully for me i prefer manga over anime #malewife speaks

[the-malewife-ever]

anyways if you guys love me youd go and follow @blueandgreentournament ill be running that soon :) stay fresh!

im not sure what to do with this account, though. should i do a minor bracket? like the unpopular characters that only got one or two votes?

or maybe itd be where people can vote on whether a character is a malewife from descriptions given by submitters, since a lot of you guys said that picks i chose werent malewives [please chalk it up to me not knowing the series, like howl o1]

what do you think, though?

#malewife speaks

[the-malewife-ever]

gongrats to gomez addams for being declared the malewife ever!

and gongrats to olruggio and samwise gamgee for getting second and third respectively!

The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!

But who will win?

#final round

[the-malewife-ever]

The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!

But who will win?

#propaganda

[the-malewife-ever]

Neff, give it up. We did our best, it is over. We gained second place, rest now my Yuri Warrior.

i dont know what this means and im scared

#malewife speaks #propaganda

[the-malewife-ever]

this is absolutely the best reblog on this account. samwise gamgee doesnt even fit the troll naming scene

The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!

But who will win?

#are you thinking of gamzee? #malewife speaks

[the-malewife-ever]

The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!

But who will win?

#propaganda

[the-malewife-ever]

The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!

But who will win?

#final round #gomez addams #olruggio wha #samiwise gamgee #lotr #lord of the rings #wha #witch hat atelier olruggio #witch hat atelier #olruggio witch hat atelier #the addams family

[the-malewife-ever]

when will the world learn the difference between malewife, househusband, wife guy, and babygirl (male). this is a venn diagram, folks. take notes!

(bless you btw for your service of making this page 🫡🫡🫡🫡)

o7 godspeed gentlemen (gender neutral)

#malewife speaks

[the-malewife-ever]

it is my birthday and i got sweeped by saiki k. thank you saiki k [party horn sfx]

my birthday is today btw. if you guys even care. im running a poll about malewives and the malewives are losing horribly. the economy is in shambles and it is my birthday i am just a birthday boy

#malewife speaks #i am aware you are in fact not saiki k #but its funnier that way