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i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

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I always roll my eyes at posts about what "true punk" is/was and how it was always a left-wing thing because, like, the Sex Pistols were on of the first popular punk rock bands and they were recognized right from the start as posers who had no coherent politics beyond trying to shock people

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Hello, How are you doing?

These are the paintings I'm currently working on!

I wanted to paint the unknown from dead by daylight

#monster #monsters #your coloring is phenomenal #the little details makes this so much better #but I'm also so sorry op because just #Jerma

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not a day goes by that i dont think about this poor guy

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I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

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I've been stitching some cicadas lately. This year is going to be a big one for the screaming bugs!

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA

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Granted, a lot of these books are kinda.

But there's also a lot of YA fiction that looks like it'd be fun, plus some more cozy mysteries and even some that look like cute stories about witch familiars instead of the people?

Free books are free books and if you're prone to review them on amazon or goodreads or wherever, you'll actually be doing these folks some good!

Hey guys, this website has some free books available today! There's gonna be some that are longer but it's mostly today only!!

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Hey guys, this website has some free books available today! There's gonna be some that are longer but it's mostly today only!!

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The Krusty Krab Conspiracy

Okay so you know how on The Krusty Krab there are flags on the front

Right, so I remembered the other day that there is a Maritime Flag Language for sailors, and each flag has a different meaning, but when put together, they spell out a word. I have decided to figure out what it says.

Mkay so here’s the thing this center flag 

does not exist so I can only assume that they are trying to mimic the first flag on the list? Also, the 4th one appears to be upside-down.

But what it says (if you assume it’s the first one) is Romeo-India-Alpha-Uniform-Kilo or RIAUK which, from detailed internet research, only seems to be a 43-year-old woman on a dating website I’ve never heard of. Since that is not a word, I am going to investigate into the ICS (International Code of Signal) flag meanings using Wikipedia. 

So according to Wiki, it says

(Kay so Romeo doesn’t have an ICS meaning so we are off to a great start)-                                                                                                                     “I am altering my course to port.”-                                                                    “I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed.” -                                 “You are running into danger.”-                                                                         “I wish to communicate with you.”

So what we can gather from this is that the creators/artist for the classic series Spongebob Squarepants have absolutely no idea what the Maritime Flag Language is. 

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sometimes, computers are a variety of angel

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

#can YOU comprehend it? #I Robot Meme.jpeg

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tiktok objectively sucks in a lot of ways but I will admit that getting to witness thousands of allegedly heterosexual young women have an identity crisis in real time after attending Olivia Rodrigo's Guts tour is both a) not something I'm seeing on tumblr and b) an absolutely magical experience

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OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

#13357 lmao #tbh it's more common in southern US #and 90s babies #all the others i know sharing my name have been from the same source lol