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My favourite part of the Cass Report is where she goes: “Florence Ashley and others have shown that gatekeeping doesn’t work and should be abandoned. We disagree, not based on any evidence but because it’s incompatible with the way we’ve already decided we wanted to do things.”

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#got tepig #yeah ill take that #big untapped potential for dykey emboar methinks

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oh yes it's that time of year

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i think women should get into polearms in a big way. not a lot of women in polearms these days. would love to see women doing battle with polearms.

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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In light of the new Deadpool & Wolverine trailer, I’d like to remind everyone of one of my favorite panels from New X-Men just because of how absurd it is 😂 Charles and Cassandra having a fist fight in the WOMB is crazy lmaoo. So is Cassandra strangling Charles with an umbilical cord but that’s just normal Cassandra Nova behavior.

New X-Men (2001) #121

#yknow what reblogging this on my main aswell #everyone needs to know about the foetus fight. its important to me #i love this page so fucking much

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so could we say that shitty finance guy’s phone was bu—

his phone was b—

his phone was bugged

#ayyyyy #tmagp

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maybe celia isn't magical or a mysterious interdimensional time traveler maybe she's just welsh

#i truly do believe this the welsh are kinda just Like That in my experience #tbf thats barely true i do think shes magical. current working theory is that shes with one of the other 'forces' lena mentions #probably the one that opposes whatever's in charge of the oiar #but even with that tbh id believe that #going undercover in the stronghold of an eldritch force you hate is just what going to london is #celia ripley #tmagp

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sam scored a date with his crush, started drinking during breakfast, trauma dumped, went to work, filed a case about a guy self harming for weeks in exchange for cold hard cash before getting eaten by a weird metal bug or something, told his long term friend who saved his ass from destitution that he would prefer if their relationship were professional from now on, and then discussed committing treason at his government office while being recorded. king.

#great night for him honestly. slay #samama khalid #tmagp

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was going to make a joke about how jon in theory is a leftist and objectively believes in "power to the people" and all that but fundamentally he simply finds people at large to be dumb and annoying and every time someone disagrees with his opinion in a way that ticks him off he briefly becomes 100% supportive of complete authoritarianism, ideally with himself as the dictator of the known universe, and then I remembered that wouldn't actually be a joke because he did canonically do exactly that.

#so so true actually #kinda guy to believe he has the Objective and True opinion at all times forever no matter what #jonathan sims #tma

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Idk if you take reqs but if you drew Gertrude Robinson it'd go absolutely insane

Actually i drew her like. Less than a week ago. I think the eclipse put us all in a old woman brainwave because. I want her. Sorry

I know she would prooobably be yte because its hard enough for a woman to get a position in academy more so if she isnt a yte woman but listen to me. Listen to me. I will make every character middle eastern and if anybody wants to stop me better bring a gun

#AAAA WOAJ #love ur gertrude love her so so much #gertrude robinson #tma #tma fanart