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Thought so. How'd you get on base?
I just heard someone tell Logan "if you'll let me, I'd crash a plane on that mountain of an ass."
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I just heard someone tell Logan "if you'll let me, I'd crash a plane on that mountain of an ass."
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Seems legit
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Yknow if you think about it, modern vampires technically could have a reflection in mirrors because they're not made from silver these days
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I asked Logan how he was feeling because he seemed tired, and he just said "egg" after a long pause of staring into space
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Me? A responsible adult?
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I dropped one screw and it's gone
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Kick! I need your expertise! How do I make my computer go faster???
Well, that depends! What's slow about it? When's the last time you've ran updates? How's your memory and space? Have you tried putting it on a motorcycle? That could make it go faster - literally.
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Imagine trying to threaten someone by sending them their IP, like damn bro, I already knew what my IP is you don't gotta tell me again.
Anyways, you go for their friends and family, like tagging their vehicle's system or even getting into their phone. Leak every chat. Leak every email. All of it. Leak the leeks. Yknow what I'm saying? Don't just go for the one idiot, go for the whole nest. The more important the person is to your target, the better. Hopefully Merrick doesn't see th
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I just watched a pigeon fly right into the chain link fence with no hesitation
Like bro was CERTAIN he could get through that fence but NAHHH
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Is it gay to look in a mirror? Cause like DAAAMNNNN-
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMv31VC1/
Sooo I can't view audios because I do not have the app, but I can view videos. Is this that one song?
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Just found a roach on base 🪳✨️
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Ayy Kick! What jams are you bumping these days? I want to discover some new tunes.
Ohhh quite a few! Some are a bit new and different from my usual, so I'll hand those out too.
• Schizophrenic | ShadowStorm, GhostyPlaya
• Phoenix | Netrum, Halvorsen
• SPEEDY SPEEDY BOY | Marko Polo
• Silhouette | Pastel Ghost
• Lost | Crim3s
• Late Night Boss Fight | Megahit
• Split (Only U) | Tiësto, The Chainsmokers
• The Island (Pt1&2) | Pendulum
• Under The Waves | Pendulum
• Immunize (feat. Liam Howlett) | Pendulum
• Let It Die (Maniac Agenda Remix) | STARSET
• STRATOSPHERE | STARSET
• Brave New World | STARSET
• Everglow | STARSET
There's a bunch of others but that's just off the top of my head. Enjoy!
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Naps are great because it's like time travel, but you wake up not knowing where the heck you are and where you've been. You're just there now.
For context, I had a power nap in the truck, and now we're somewhere.
And no, Keegs wasn't driving (thank god)
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Y'know... if something is extraordinary, it doesn't mean they're great or unique or better. They're just EXTRA ORDINARY. So more ordinary.
Like you don't go to a restaurant, ask for extra sauce and then you have other sauce- you just get MORE SAUCE.
So how does being extra ordinary make you extraordinary?
It doesn't. You're just more ordinary. Congrats, champ.
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Can concur. This happened. 👍
Keegan hiding from Merrick because he did donuts in a Humvee, hit the gas line, and blew up the entire facility.
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