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God of War as Quotes from my DnD party

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Modi: I'm going to commit domestic terrorism.........against my sister.

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Mimir, at Odin: Suck your cock? It's so small, you want me to lick your bladder?

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Sif, on Thors moobs: they have their own gravitational pull, and the planets are my hands

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Atreus, practicing pick up lines: if I were a viking I'd take you from your homeland to mine...against your will

Kratos, apparently a ladies man: I think I'm going to raise your rent

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Odin: the Geneva convention just holds people back

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Freya: man I want a wife

Odin: I'll be your wife

Freya: you are not a wife, nor are you mine.

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Freyr: it was me who was gay with socks on. I was hot and homosexual.

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Heimdal: schizophobia is a real problem in this society

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Freya: -unless they're Keebler elves

Baldur: then they're delicious

***silence***

Freya: Baldur...you don't eat the elves, did you eat a Keebler elf??

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Thor, holding up a novelty flask: hey you think this is enough to get me drunk?

Heimdal: my brother in christ you are Mexican Robert Baratheon no it's not enough

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Brok: ITS UNION PACIFIC I FUCKING HATE THEM

Brok, to the train: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

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Sindri: I am in fact a timid autistic white boy

#god of war ragnarok #god of war #gow freya #gow baldur #gow kratos #gow atreus #gow thor #gow odin #gow freyr #gow sindri #gow heimdall #gow brok #gow sif

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Israel has killed more children in Gaza since October than in four years of worldwide conflict

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I also made a Freyr Playlist because I got bored. Enjoy!

#god of war ragnarok #god of war #warflower #brienne of tarth #jaime lannister #braime #effie trinket #haymitch abernathy #hayffie #gow freya #gow kratos #gow thor #gow sif #Spotify

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Brilliant.

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Me: (taking a Game of Thrones couple quiz even though im) mom it said me and my SO are Jaime and Brienne.

My mom: awww your both of them

Me:

#game of thrones #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #braime

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This is not a natural disaster. This was not inevitable. They didn't grow up like this. It was inflicted on them by the vilest sadists on earth.

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Plot twist: they were a throuple and Atreus had 2 magic moms

F:She was extraordinary…

K:Hrn, agree

M:The HELL is this situation…..

#god of war ragnarok #freya gow #gow kratos #gow faye #theyre all so silly #theyre married your honor

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Freya will kill everyone

Except pseudo son

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #gow freya #gow atreus #gow charlie #why isnt there a charlie tag #unacceptable #best turtle there is #boy went through so much #had a whole person living in him #didnt even make her pay rent

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Palestinians are no longer asking us to help stop the bombing.

They are asking ( I would normally say begging, but proud as they are, Allah save them. After 106 days, they never begged for anything) for food.

They fear dying out of hunger more than being shredded to pieces by bombs

The messages they send.... How can I tell it's worse.. I can't put it into words, but it's worse

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Siblings siblings siblings siblings

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #gow freya #gow freyr #but also #every time i find siblings that im like #ha ha just like me and my brother for real #ONE OF THEM DIES #wtf

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Behind the scenes at the wedding. Can't convince me otherwise

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #gow freya #gow freyr #gow odin #bro would have absolutely punched odin #samesies #if odin married my sister #id kill him so she got the assests

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Father of the year

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #gow baldur #gow odin

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Fuck Odin all my homes hate Odin

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #gow odin #the fear in the hold that woman has on the child #thats real

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The prettiest girl at the party Ragnorak

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #gow freyr #gow lunda #gow hildisvini

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

#1000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you