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"he's insane-"

HE JUST NEED LOVE STFU BITCH!!!

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Life's about reading good books, eating comfort food, and watching the rain.

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Fanfiction writers only want one* thing and it’s disgusting

*Comments where you explain in excruciating detail how each line made you feel

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The Last Kingdom incorrect quotes with YN (NSFW edition)

AN: I just wanna throw out there @foxyanon caused this one by sending me this tiktok!

CW: Shitposting vibes always. Alfred. Ætholwold. Sexy vibes. Sexual talk. Language.

Finan: YN Do you think I'm sexy?

YN: Yes.

Finan: What if I do this? *Changes into wearing just a fur cloak and his pants before doing a little dance*

YN: Yes. *Says in oddly turned on.*

Sihtric: Then she grabbed me by the chin, said 'good boys say please', and started taking off her dress.

Uhtred: And you did what?

Sihtric: I said please and waited for more instructions.

Uhtred: Tell your husband I want what is mine by right.

Ælswith: Once you tell my husband to stop eye fucking you in church.

Uhtred: You know what I can just go ask Father Beocca.

Leofric: Arseling.

Uhtred: Yes?

Leofric: Oh nothing. Just thought you needed the reminder.

Osferth: Sihtric, how do you know a woman wants you?

Sihtric: Usually she'll let you know. Some bake for you, some clean your blade. Once I had a woman clean a deer for me.

Osferth: And what if she tells you to make her pray to you like you're the God she doesn't believe in?

Uhtred: *Manages to overhear, chokes on his drink, and decides maybe for once to make good choices and keep his mouth shut.*

Alfred: Do you think Ætholwold realizes I don't like him?

Ætholwold: I am right here and if you don't apologize I'll flick you in the stomach and take my crown.

Alfred: Go more than a week without making a fool of yourself and I will believe God himself has instructed me to make you king.

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Ok but Aemond being really sick after having his eye cut out so MeeMaw Vhagar sets herself up on the beach at Blackwater Bay to keep watch over him because these dumb humans have already proved how inept they are at looking after her new, small child.

Nobody dares to try and get her to move and she remains there until Aemond is well enough to watch her through the window. He’s desperate to go flying again but Alicent refuses point blank until Aegon steps in tells her she needs to let Aemond do this.

And MeeMaw Vhagar is like “OK kid, let’s ride” and doing all these aerial stunts with her tiny rider because she’s old as fuck and knows what she’s doing whilst everyone freaks out below.

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Keeping Up With the Targaryens (social media au) - EP 10

AN: SURPRISE I am also dropping this in honor of the Tom and Ewan content we were fed today. Lana ( @zaldritzosrose ) as always you have my adoration and love for your beautiful mind and our friendship. And to @anjelicawrites @alexagirlie and @lady-phasma I hope you know how much I enjoy our conversations and how grateful I am for your help in creating this idea.

Series Masterlist here and Age list here!

Summary: Cregan is cute as YN gives the best friend speech, Aegon 🥵, and The Girls point out something important.

CW: SEXUAL CONTENT SEXUAL DISCUSSIONS SEXUAL LANGUAGE, language, talks of P IN V sex, talks of cum eating, no condom sex, female birth control used, Cregan being adorable, YN telling him the rundown of what he can expect should he hurt Hel, YN denying feelings, abusive mom talks

Pairings: Aegon Targaryen ii x Reader

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Keeping Up With the Targaryens (social media au) - EP 9

AN: Thank you guys for the love of this!!! There are so many people I want to thank for this chapter. Lana ( @zaldritzosrose ) of course you know I adore you and you are an amazing co creator. And @anjelicawrites @alexagirlie and @lady-phasma thank you three for your everlasting support of how I've shaped this little idea!

Thank you to the ones in my cozy little corner of the internet.

Series Masterlist is here and Age List is here!

Summary: DJ Dragonstone enters the scene and Cregan is destined to be a malewife.

CW: Language, Helaena SIMPING, Aegon SIMPING, TargRoast, Helaena threatened Jace to get her malewife, use of YN

Pairings: Aegon Targaryen ii x reader, Sara Snow x Jacaerys Velaryon, beginnings of Helaena Targaryen x Cregan Stark

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Keeping Up with the Targaryens (social media AU) - EP 8

AN: thank you guys so much for all the love you guys have given this series! To my lovely Lana ( @zaldritzosrose ) you are such a source of inspiration, I am so grateful to have found you in this life. To @lady-phasma @alexagirlie and @anjelicawrites thank you guys so much for the original inspiration for this project! Also guys please please please make sure to read the TW on this episode especially, this one is NSFW (I did try to filter a little bit)

Series Masterlist here and Age list here!

Summary: RenFaire!! Aegon and YN? Crazy for each other. Everyone else is just vibing.

TW: Pictures of hickies, a blurred picture intended to be a 🍆 pic, sexually charged/explicit messages, language, SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MESSAGES, seriously this episode is very sexual, Otto Hightower, use of YN

Pairings: Aegon Targaryen ii x Reader, Jacaerys Velaryon x Sara Snow

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The Last Kingdom incorrect quotes (with YN)

CW: Language. Shit posting vibes. Æelswith being a hater, Alfred being totally normal about Uhtred, "Uhtred son of Uhtred"

Ælswith: Uhtred is stupid, hot headed, a pagan, and generally a menace. Oh, and he's a whore. We should kill him where he stands.

Beocca: I just asked how your morning was.

YN: Uhtred has like, really pretty hair.

Sihtric: Okay but have you seen my hair? Or my eyes? Call me pretty. *Pouts until you agree he is pretty.*

Osferth: Where is YN going? And why does she have a sword?

Finan: Sihtric told her Uhtred said "Uhtred son of Uhtred" again, she muttered something about one too many times.

Osferth: Should we stop her?

Finan: No no. I think we should let this play out.

Uhtred: *screams* My hair!

YN: Come on losers we're going hunting.

Finan and Uhtred: For what?

YN: I just found out someone looked at Sihtric and Osferth with a mean expression and called them weird. Naturally they must die.

Finan and Uhtred: You lead the way.

Alfred: Do you think Uhtred misses me when he's gone? Do you think he thinks of me? Do you think I can convince him to love Jesus so we can be besties in Heaven?

Ælswith: If you don't shut the fuck up I will get hateful.

Alfred: You mean you've been acting nice??

Taglist: @foxyanon

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Aegon: Brother, where I’m from, the first one to stop drinking dishonors his name.

Aemond: Your face is a dishonor.

#aemond one eye #aemond targaryen #hotd aemond #aegon the second #aegon ii targaryen #hotd aegon #incorrect quotes #incorrect hotd quotes

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Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“Brother, where I’m from, the first one to stop drinking dishonors his name.”

“Your face is a dishonor.”

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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But daddy i love him

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I don't think I'm going to recuperate from this for quite some time....🥴🥴🥴

#*faints*

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