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"...Yeah you're right." Hoping for some business meant bad luck for other people. Now Night felt a little bad about it. He would never want to put someone in danger just to cure his own boredom. Not like he could actually do something like that... "I've been alright. What about you? Been keeping up in cram school?"

     {†} “Look at the bright side: If it’s slow, that means no demon business! That’s always good, right?” He tossed his empty juice box into the garbage can and sat on Night’s desk. “I was on my way tot the grocery store, and I’d thought I would just drop in to see you.” Rin smiled at him. “How’ve you been?”

#heartofthevillage #screams #i saw that the day it came out im still not over it i will never be

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okay so i was watching the 13th episode of AnE the other day aND I JUST REALIZED THAT THESE LITTLE DEMONS PAINTED INSIDE THE KNIGHTS OF TRUE CROSS HEADQUARTERS WERE JUST LIKE WHAT NIGHT IS 

LIKE THE ONE ON THE LEFT LOOKS LIKE NIGHT AND THE ONE ON THE RIGHT LOOKS LIKE PAZUZU

THATS A LITTLE NIGHT AND LITTLE PAZUZU ISNT IT

I

NIGHT WAS MEANT TO BE A KNIGHT WASNT HE

#dont mind me #just freaking out #AnE #the miyama uguisu mansion incident #Ao no Exorcist

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...even the demon warding spells were no good? She must have done something...   "...Okay. Shoo now. This place is a demon free zone."

☾   "I have my ways." She seduced the guards, duh. Renai’s a succubus, remember?

#succxbus

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"But it's so slow today. I'd rather be out on the field than sitting at a desk." No one was coming in with issues today, it was the worst. "What are you doing here anyway--?" He's gonna take that offering to heart and actually start drinking Rin's juice now. 

     {†} “Yeah it is, but you seem to need it more than I do.” Look at how generous he is with his juice boxes. Truly a role model. “Not very good to fall asleep while workin’.”

#heartofthevillage #hi cutie how u doin

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"Rin--..." It's the middle of the afternoon. "Is this your juice box in my lap?"

     {†} “Good mornin’, sunshine!” 

#heartofthevillage #yeah you're right

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"WH--No! M'at work let's not do this right now!"

WAIT A MINUTE. 

"How did you even get in here???"

☾   "I almost forgot.."

☾   Here you are, Night, an egg to the face!

#succxbus

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This time it falls off onto his lap.

"--I'm up!"

     {†} Balances it on his head again…

#heartofthevillage #rin is a butt

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   Head nods and the juice box falls off.

     {†} Balances a juice box on his head.               Wait for it…

#heartofthevillage #omfg #HI

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                            If      you      hurt      her one more time,                                                                                                 I swear to { God },                                                                                                                                      I will kill you.

#musings

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He was half asleep so he woke up fairly quickly, confused, and upset.

"......I think I would have rather taken the egg to the face."

☾   Oh, how cute! Night’s asleep! She’s just gonna sneak up on him and moan seductively in his ear just to get a reaction out of him. 

#succxbus #im cRYIN

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He may or may not be sleeping on the job.

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"Yeah its stupid, stop makin' that face this isn't funny." Pause. "Wait ...s'..kin'a funny. Stop laughin though."

"Oh really?"      He still finds it really funny.

#satansassassin

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"Rin...y'look like a monkey right now."

It's not that exciting, now he's just lying there. Kinda.

       Rin watches from afar.

#satansassassin #shit

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No need to run. Night can't even walk anymore. He's fallen. He has fallen to the ground. 

He puts some on his finger, and shoves his finger up Night’s right nostril.           AND RUN!

#satansassassin #SCREAMS AT YOU

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   "This isn't funny." He's sweating he's trying so hard to resist it. 

Wiggles it more underneath his nose.           “Yep, that’s me.”

#satansassassin #never

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I just remembered i had a tiny Night sideblog so here

http://redeyed--monster.tumblr.com/

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Just a little test.

Reblog this if I can tag you in random starters with no prior planning what so ever.