the-cult-of-girls-who-scout

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"gimme all your shallots biatch"

-manny and/or rotten potate

#we really dont know #it was so long ago #who does know #not me tho #girl scouts #i was watching a cooking show #after this trip #and i heard shallots #and immediately #said this #why #who knows #probably brainwashing #our troop is weird af

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"not right now mom, we're playing a high stakes game of chutes and latters!"

-garlic dust (i think)

#idek #was so long ago #who knows #such a fun trip #so many inside jokes #our troop #is family #ngl i love it #girl scouts #changes lives

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"we die like men - stupid and illiterate"

-sock hoe

#bff #still weird #im garlic dust #btw #thought i would mention it #though sock hoe edited #and formatted #made it pretty #appreciate #our page #isnt it cute?? #girl scouts

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"ramen ticks my gaydar"

-garlic dust

#again #no context #so weird #what is our troop #girl scouts #the real girl scouts #behind the scenes #coming to you live #love island #our substitute teacher was on it #will never look at them the same way #scarring

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"i'm butt twins with your mom!"

-mary queen of cheese

#no context #absolutely none #just this #meet the queen of cheese #hallelujah #honestly the only sane one #but not really #girl scouts #this was a fun trip #lots of content #wheeee

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"i dare you to take a picture of the dead bird and post it on the dog account"

-olive via rotten potate

#wtf #like really #what even is this #girl scouts #ig #what is our troop #i worry for our collective sanity #will we survive #in the wild #as adults??? #i fear #i should be concerned

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"wait, let me eat something healthy first - hand me the chips!"

-garlic dust

#healthy lifestyle #good choice #girl scouts #chips #what am i doing with my life #make me tumblr famous plz #life goals #do i get paid #because if so #ill just shitpost my life away #yolo

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manny and rotten potate: every kiss begins with- ketamine. a military grade tranquilizer used in veterinarian practices

our divine overlord: what the fuck

#kisses #help #tough talks #why are they like this #im crying #wtf #girl scouts

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"i dont wanna go to the beach i just wanna watch fortnite"

-marvin

#fortnite #girl scouts #bonding time #socialize #come on marvin #why you like this

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"put a lighter up my ear and burn my brain"

-rotten potate

#idek #what #even #why #whats wrong with her #should i be concerned #girl scouts #manny says gay rights #strange thoughts

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"every girl needs a vibrator at some point in her life"

-our divine overlord

#our overlord #girl scouts #tmi #i didnt need to hear that #why #thats basically my mom #just #why did you say that

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our divine overlord: "scissors do not go in the middle of the floor"

manny: "it builds character"

#we will never sleep #manny #our overlord #ceran wrap #floors #cheekbones #scissors #they were safety #girl scouts

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manny: "what kind of vegetable would i be if i was a vegetable"

our divine overlord: "i think you'd be a radish"

manny: "i hate radishes"

our divine overlord: "everyone hates radishes"

#roasted #toasted #instagram posted #our immune systems are too strong #total eclipse of the heart #radishes #hate #my troop is bullying me #girl scouts

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"you have to put these all in quotes so it seems like you found them all in the wild instead of saying them yourself"

-manny

#found it in the wild #wilderness #steve irwin #oh worm #da manny will not be televised #quotes #heartwarming #heartworming #girl scouts

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"the bromance that occurs in a girl scout troop cannot be found anywhere else"

-manny

#sisterhood #more like blisterhood #girls scouts be like #dont forget to cut your penis off #have it removed at birth #cut it off together #penis chop badge #girl scout bonding #girl scouts