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the-brodiac · 1 year
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Woah a formal admin post
Hello everyone! It’s admin iwi here. Thank you for all the years of support you gave to me and the brodiac. I’ve finally had the time to come back and check this blog after so long. It’s quite obvious that I’ve moved on to other things quite some time ago. While I have moved on from this project, I’ve been planning on using these guys for some of my other projects and stories, and will likely redesign and recycle them so they’ll definitely live on elsewhere.
The messages you all sent over the years of inactivity were very touching, and made me happy to meet and interact with all of you. Thank you for loving the boys with all your asks ever since day 1! I’ll always hold it close to my heart. This will be my last post here moving forward.
Thank you again, take care always, because the stars said so.
-Iwi
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the-brodiac · 5 years
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Can we have Leo try flirting with Scorpio?
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the-brodiac · 5 years
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If Aqua killed someone would that be fucked up or what
what do you mean ‘if’
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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This One's for Bigfoot (SagAqua 18+)
    additional tags if this were AO3: sagaqua, vague relationship status, sag is affectionate but it’s Not Like That, cryptid hunting gays, mention of monsterfucking, outdoor sex, giggly sex, dry humping, exhibitionism kink undertones, anal fingering, cheesy petnames, blowjob, mild hair pulling, anal sex, unprotected sex, they just don’t because these immortals don’t catch disease, but i’m not justifying it oh god PLEASE use protection stay safe, brief mention of switching, aqua powerbottoms this time round though, really sag is letting aqua do all the work, fixed signs get away with whatever
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“Aqua…”
The called man hummed, not looking up from what he was doing. “Hm~?”
Sag gulped, holding back a breathy moan as Aqua continues to straddle his hip and fixate himself on that one spot that connects Sag’s neck to his shoulder, determined to make a lasting mark there.
“Should we— move to the tent?”
The hands that were busy unbuttoning his shirt and snake their way all over Sag’s chest stilled, and for the first time in what seems like forever, Aqua’s gaze met his.
“This is like, the first time ever I’ve had you suggest we move to somewhere less in the open than the other way around”, Aqua couldn’t help but chuckle.
Sag laughed along. This set up really is ridiculous. One day, they just decided to go out into the woods to hunt for cryptids — nothing unusual for them at all. But after hours of hiking and a whole bunch of nothing else, they set up their tent and picnic mat for a late lunch, and somewhere down the road they must’ve gotten horny and made out and now on the verge of a full-blown outdoor sex — nothing unusual for them either. So it really is strange that for once in his millenniums of a lifetime, Archibald fucking Kieron suggested they move somewhere remotely more indoor.
“It’s just that— this Bigfoot or Mothman or whatever you said was here in this woods could’ve walked in on us anytime and we’d be one of those couple you see in horror movies who die for having sex away from everyone else.”
“Sag, are you like… Scared?”
“No”, he replied quickly, but didn’t elaborate on that.
Aqua laughed once more. “It’s fine if you are, we’ll go in. Just surprised that this is coming from my favorite monsterfucker partner who told me this morning he’d share that Bigfoot dick with me.”
“I’m not scared”, Sag scoffed, his pride at the end winning against everything else. “You know what, forget it, you shitty cryptid. Continue what you were doing. If Bigfoot saw us he might feel so left out he goes straight to threesome rather than this long ass foreplay you’re doing.”
“That’s the spirit”, Aqua grinned, undoing the rest of his buttons and throwing Sag’s shirt to the side along with his coat from a while ago.
He drank in the sight of Sag being significantly more disheveled and naked than he is (as Aqua the kinky bastard has always preferred clothed sex), running his hands everywhere he get to. Biceps, shoulder blades, the dip on his back, abs, chest — they have slept together often enough that Aqua memorize every curve Sag has to offer, but God does he touch him like the first time. Aqua is thankful Sag works out, and in mutualism Sag is glad Aqua worships his body. He would never admit it outright, but he loves the attention; just a fire sign thing, he suppose.
Sag squeezed Aqua’s shoulder impatiently, but Aqua who were busy sucking a spot just below Sag’s adam’s apple doesn’t seem to care, making Sag groan in both pleasure and annoyance.
“You’re insufferable.”
“You’re crazy about me”, Aqua teased, now fully sitting on Sag’s lap, letting their groins press against each other.
Sag’s breath hitched, and he let out a whimper as Aqua buckled his hips, rubbing themselves together through their jeans. The blue-haired man’s gaze was glued onto Sag’s expression, his whole face glowing red. But between all of that, Sag laughed.
“Is th— ah! — Is this the fucking hill you want to die on?? Us dry humping and coming into our pants like a pair of first-time teenagers??”
Aqua hummed, his smirk holding back a laugh himself. “You know, I don’t mind that at all.”
“Aqua, come on…” Sag whined loudly, pushing his hips up to get as much friction as possible. Aqua snorted. “Easy there, lassy.”
“Suck me off, fuck me, ride me, I don’t care. Just please, not— ugh— THIS.”
“Your dirty talking needs a little work…”
“Srinu”, Sag whimpered, putting on his best doe-eyed look. “Pleasepleasepleaseplease, for me?”
Aqua froze on his tracks and gulped. Finally, he smiled and sighed in defeat. “You sure know when to pull out the first names, huh, Archi?”
He gently pushed Sag to lay down and unbuttoned his jeans for him, pulling his boxers and jeans of completely off in one motion. Sag bit down on his lips, the feel of being so exposed and vulnerable in the open, as well as the thrill of possibly being caught by any passerby (or even Bigfoot) frankly turning him on — his sex partner being fully clothed in contrast doesn’t help, too. He shivered at the thought.
Aqua rummaged through his nearby backpack, looking for something. Honestly, Sag isn’t surprised Aqua’s prepared, so he didn’t question him. He finally pulled out a bottle of lube, wasting no time in squirting it onto his palms and rubbing, trying to warm it. After coating his fingers, he nudged Sag’s leg with his knee, and as an experienced partner he understood immediately, opening up his legs.
Aqua bent down and circled one coated finger around Sag’s hole, then pressed it gently against it, checking and testing out the waters. “Hmm… When was the last time you fingered yourself?”
“D-Does it matter?”
“OK, so like say four days?”
Aqua pushed through slowly, making scissoring motion with one finger to make sure Sag’s stretched out enough for another one. Sag writhed and squirmed under his touch, surely he has always been more sensitive than his tough fire sign demeanor let on, and Aqua finds that part about him amusing. The violet-haired zodiac could bench press him if he wants to, but the fact that he beat him in this department is pretty satisfying.
The water bearer introduced a second finger gently, continuing the consistent scissoring. He watched his partner’s expression carefully, and once he got the signal that he’s doing fine, he puts in a third one. Sag could only let out stuttered gasps as the blue-haired man began fucking him with his fingers.
“Don’t hold back, baby”, Aqua breathed, and Sag took it as his cue to moan aloud.
Sag reached for his erected dick, desperate to get himself off. Aqua grabbed his hand to stop him and set his hand aside. With his free hand, the latter held on to the base of his dick, rubbing and massaging lightly. Sag sighed in contentment for a second, but went back to groaning as his partner cheekily rub on the spot under the tip of his dick. Aqua knows the archer long enough to know what formula he likes; stretching out his entire length, getting the sweet spots at the base of his dick, whispering sweet nothings every now and then.
Aqua found himself breathing heavily, getting pleasure in watching Sag squirm and gasp and lost himself from his own hands. When he saw him leaking, his mouth waters, and he made no effort in resisting finally sucking him off. He lapped up the precum with his tongue, then the head of his cock, and then engulfed the whole thing, without a warning — just like that.
“What are you— oh!! Oh, fuck,— you— you absolute jackass”, Sag spoke, but let out a breathy laugh at the end. Aqua chuckled against his dick, and Sag shuddered as he felt the throat enclosed around him vibrate.
Aqua began moving, bopping his head up and down, taking as much of Sag as possible with every thrust. He relish in the way Sag fills him up, his tip reaching the back of his throat just enough not to trigger his well-trained gag reflex, paired with the sweet moans his partner managed to choke out, and he moans alongside him. Sag’s hand grasped at the picnic mat below them and the other ran through Aqua’s hair, tugging his locks lightly, making the latter take a deep breath. His tongue curled to massage the shaft while his free hand held down Sag’s writhing hip.
Aqua’s fingers fucking into him tries its best to pick up the same pace his mouth is going. He changed the angle of his hand, and finally rubbed against that spot within Sag that sets his body aflame. The fire sign shamelessly screamed, hips bucking, and his grip around Aqua’s hair tightening.
The air sign drank in his melodious “There, there!”, “Holy shit”, “Oh God”, “Aqua, please” that slowly dissolves into a bunch of unintelligible overwhelmed mumblings. The overstimulation from both Aqua’s fingers and mouth were starting to overcome him, and with one more scream at Aqua’s name, Sag came into his mouth, whimpering as he let the rest of himself spill out.
His partner gladly lapped up everything, taking in his taste while slipping out his fingers. In a very Aqua fashion, he let go of Sag’s dick with a pop, a string of saliva connecting his swollen reddening lips with the head, and then cheekily declare, “Thanks for the meal!”
Sag, looking as wrecked as ever, groaned in exasperation, but giggled nonetheless. He let go of Aqua’s hair to brush his own sweat-dipped violet bangs out of his eyes, breath hard and heavy.
Aqua crawled and towered over him to get a good look at his masterpiece, and then bent down to kiss him. It wasn’t a long one, but it was sweet either way.
“How come you always look beautiful no matter what we end up doing?” Sag breathed out, trailing fingers down the side of his partner’s face. Aqua smiled fondly, grabbing his hand and proceeded to kiss his knuckles.
“You should see how you look right now, though…”
“You enjoy seeing me looking like a mess and completely losing my shit, huh?”
Aqua laughed, undoing his own pants. “I do.”
Sag watched him shimmy out of his jeans, breath hitching as the blue-haired zodiac rubbed his rear against Sag’s bare crotch.
“And I haven’t seen enough”, he whispered, sapphire gaze remain strong against Sag’s ruby orbs. He brought a hand behind him to hold up Sag’s shaft, still lubricated by his own saliva, and lined him against his own hole which he has stretched enough himself earlier today.
Aqua placed his hands on Sag’s abdomen to steady himself and then thrusted down with no hesitation, groaning simultaneously along Sag. He took a second to catch his breath and regain himself, his partner soothingly rubbed his hand along his arm to tell him to take his time.
Finally, he bounced on Sag’s dick in a steady pace, taking in more and more of his inches with each time he comes down. Aqua threw his head back, savoring himself in the sensation of having Sag full and warm inside him, letting out short and breathy yelps.
Sag kissed on his exposed neck, returning the favor of leaving lovebites all over him, hands holding his waist steady. Aqua heard him offer more and more praises his way, calling him beautiful, amazing, and a bunch other things Aqua didn’t catch for being too caught up riding him instead. He did, however, look down to exchange another kiss with him.
“You like this, don’t you?” Aqua tried his best making his voice steady, even though he feels absolutely wrecked himself. “You like it when I go down on you, using your dick to take all the pleasure I want for myself?”
“I do, I do, I do”, Sag whimpered, expression overwhelmed with pleasure. “Oh shitshitshitshitshit, you’re so amazing sweetheart, holy fuck, I love you, I love you so much.”
The petname and unexpected burst of affection took him by surprise and next thing he knew Aqua was coming all over his shirt and Sag’s stomach, cursing out a moan. Sag followed soon after at the sight of Aqua’s blissed out expression, coming in him deep and filling him up thoroughly with a hiss.
They both remained in their position for what seemed like forever, panting and pressed together, Aqua burying his face in the crook of Sag’s neck.
“So, no Bigfoot”, Sag finally said. “But I did manage to fuck another cryptid.”
They chortled out a laugh.
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A/N: Stan Roselia.
Anyways this will be a serious of Porn Without Plot with a bunch other pairings on random, but I’m not promising in doing all of them. Next installment should be tomorrow and please… Don’t look at me Like That
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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How you doin’?
barely managing my time bec im bad at it, I miss this blog and i really want to get back to it soon oof 
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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If there's any sign that would go "beastmode," it'd be Leo. Also, I'd like to see some Leo muscles. As the LION of the Zodiac, I'd imagine he'd be just as muscular as Taurus. 😎🦁
He covers it up with his jacket but he's pretty toned! (also I'm currently doing my best to learn how to draw more muscular types of characters so definitely more exposed arms leo)
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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I'm such a huge fan of your project! I was just wondering, is it okay to cosplay your ocs?
OH MY GOSH YES BBY THAT'S TOTALLY FINE QOQ
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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FGO AU
WHAT CLASSES WOULD THE BOYS BE IF THEY WERE SERVANTS FROM THE FATE SERIES
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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we see so much scorpio lately-- i'd love to see some libra when you can :( we havent seen him in like years! (obviously take your time tho)
i answer scorpio’s questions when i’m feeling down ; ;
but i had a phase where i gave libra a lot of attention, dw! 
I’m goign to go digging for more of libra’s questions and stuff :D
-admin
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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Admin I am you
r u sure u want this
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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Ehhh, I'd say just live and let live honestly. As long as they aren't saying that they're YOU yknow. I think it's reasonable to identify with a character. (I'd be flattered if someone was kin with one of my OCs)
If you put it that way it’s fine then ? I understood it as someone literally becoming them. (?) to an extreme sense if that makes sense. not sure how to explain this so i understood the previous anon wrong. 
To each their own, i’m relatively chill either way as long as someone doesn’t go running around claiming ocs as theirs. 
These characters are on the net for everyone to enjoy after all, and its gr8 that u can relate to them that much since you guys helped shaped them too somehow 
I’m just very unfamiliar with these terms and I don’t rlly mean to ruin anyone’s thing. If u associate/kin with them its fine
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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a while back someone asked abt being able to kin the boys and idk if tht was a joke or not but you said you didnt know what tht was but kinning is like someone saying they literally are the characters (be it past life/self identifying/etc) personally id say no on creative copyright infringement but whatever floats yr boat
oh--  i see. It’s a lot different than calling them your spirit animal then...Well, thanks for clearing that up anon! But yeah, I’d rather not have them get kinned(?) Since they’re literally just inspired from the actual zodiac and yes, still my property ; ; 
(besides why would u wanna kin these weeaboo creations)
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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Have a good year, admin!
Thank you anon QAQ
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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Back to hiatus
Hello friends, I know I keep going back to hiatus even though it seems I just got out of it, but yeah, I'm back to hiatus because hopefully this 2018 (or early 2019) I'll be graduating from college! So I hope you guys understand that it will definitely be a busy year. Sorry again, but also, thank you so much for the support you've all been giving this humble project! Have a great 2018, everyone!
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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This may be an odd ask and you may be a busy person and I am likely to ramble. As you obviously know, it's that special time of the year that has been coined "Scorpio Season". I happen to have a birthday then. On Halloween to be up front. It's an awesome birthday. Would it be too much to ask for a fellow Scorpio greeting? I was unsure how early to send this. So here it is, super early. My apologies.
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Glad I made it in time then! Have a Spoopy day!
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the-brodiac · 6 years
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which sign has the best bara boobies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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He just wanted to eat his chips, man.
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