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holy fucking shit

"gay people aren't real" oh yeah? then how come i was asked to be the karkat vantas to someones dave strider then?

#i thought this phenomenon only happened to me??? #how did this event happen to multiple people #did they vote you out because you rejected them or something???

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hey yeah.. your girlfriend is trans.. yeah hes a guy now. no no no, hes happy. he just realized that constantly wishing he was a boy and hating dresses wasnt a quirky girl thing. yeah

#aka how i figured out i was trans #but without the being someones girlfriend thing #trans #transmasc

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end the stereotype that you have to have been married to be divorced

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"gay people aren't real" oh yeah? then how come i was asked to be the karkat vantas to someones dave strider then?

#homestuck #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #im being serious #i was asked out that way #the same person also asked me to be the gamzee to their tavros #this was all in vrchat btw

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im having a moment

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when i die i wanna be buried in gray body paint and troll horns

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Started getting into bracelet making like a dummy. Literally only the Karkat one is mine the others are for my bf

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FINALLY

FAN TROLL

Here's Amotiz Phyrus I love him very much yes he has a lego sword DO NOT ASK IT'S FUNNY

#i love this #he has a fucking lego ninjago sword.. #it would be funny if it was real but hear me out #its plastic. #like just deadass a plastic sword #“hey is that sword fake?” #“oh uh no its real. like very real. this is totally a real sword (lying)” #its your choice though

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misgendering someone isn't bad because "it can cause dysphoria".

misgendering someone is bad because it's fucking disrespectful.

it's not somehow less harmful to misgender someone without dysphoria than it is to misgender someone with dysphoria.

#this!!

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you guys would buy this on a shirt right

#absolutely #also apologizes to my tumblr mutual for only reblogging their stuff #youre like the one person i follow on this blog /srs #im like a symbiote idk #i havent watch marvel im just a science nerd and very very tired

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The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life

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going back to school today so activity will be spotty! i'll only be online on: mondays, tuesdays and fridays entirely wednesday & saturday mornings thursday & sunday evenings dont ask why it's so specific it just is.

#holy fuck ive been in school for 3 weeks already #ik this is late but good luck!!

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#fine ill cast #i was using it to charge my phone up #man i wanna be a bond villain

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intro because idk i need to do this

Hi I'm Alexander. I'm a transman whos also a minor. I'm in the process of getting diagnosed with autism and adhd but thats taking a while.

This was meant to be a throwaway blog since i got locked out of my main one but idk at this point. My original blog was @pls-pass-the-salt

I like a lot of things, like a shit load of things. Some of my main interests are

Homestuck/Hiveswap

Psychonauts (the game)

Pokemon

Faith The Unholy Trinity

Junji Ito

Bugs

OasisQuest

#intro #also my pronouns are he/they #go read oasisquest please #its a really short mspfa but i love it so much #the characters are so charming and the “main” character is a transman!! #i love riklaz #though my favorite is prolly xyrpha

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Heres one for all my homestuckies. Reblog this with what aspect you think the person youre reblogging from has (regardless of what their actual aspect is :P )

#*looks at blog name* #*looks at the fact that im like 90% sure a jake english fictive helps run it* #perhaps hope

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since youve never played animal crossing, i made an explanation

earth c au where jake is just a museum curator and gushes and infodumps about every exhibit and tells people cool info but the cool part about the museum is that he owns it. its the skaianet industries brand historical preservation museum and it's full of exhibits with recreations of historical artifacts from alternia, beforus, earth-b and so on, because of all the movies he watched, he realised that most things the heros in adventure movies are sacred to the people guarding them and shouldn't be fucked with thats all goodnight

#homestuck #animal crossing #blathers #i love animal crossing you should play it if you ever get the chance to #if you have a nintendo console your local library might have games #if not then idk find a safe emulator if you have access to a home pc #be sure to research if you do this though!! i dont want you to get viruses

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earth c au where jake is just a museum curator and gushes and infodumps about every exhibit and tells people cool info but the cool part about the museum is that he owns it. its the skaianet industries brand historical preservation museum and it's full of exhibits with recreations of historical artifacts from alternia, beforus, earth-b and so on, because of all the movies he watched, he realised that most things the heros in adventure movies are sacred to the people guarding them and shouldn't be fucked with thats all goodnight

#so hes in animal crossing #this is basically blathers #i love you mutual but i need to infect you with the info that in this post #jake is acting like a fucking animal crossing character #and that is not a bad thing