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(908): i feel like i got punched in the face....

(732): you did....

#The Good Place #tgp spoilers #Eleanor Shellstrop #Michael TGP #textsfromteamcockroach #Chris TGP

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(201): Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?

#The Good Place #tgp spoilers #Janet TGP #textsfromteamcockroach #//while Janet CAN fulfill the requests it's a lot

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(401): His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old

#The Good Place #tgp spoilers #Jason Mendoza #Derek Hofstetler #textsfromteamcockroach

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(286): I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.

#The Good Place #tgp spoilers #Simone Garnett #textsfromteamcockroach #//apologies for the inactivity

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(817): You’re completely useless in the revolution.

#The Good Place #tgp spoilers #Michael TGP #Good Place council #textsfromteamcockroach

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(646): I figured out plans for New Year’s and by figure out I mean I’ve got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?

#Derek Hofstetler #Mindy St Claire #The Good Place #textsfromteamcockroach #Happy New Year!

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(217): Why is there a cactus in the microwave?

(1-217): Don’t worry about it

#The Good Place #Michael TGP #Eleanor Shellstrop #Janet TGP #textsfromteamcockroach #//I forgot about this one #the Janet thought bubble #asyguygfd

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this blog cleared my skin and cured my depression.

I’m glad you’re enjoying the blog! ❤️❤️❤️

#No Service (not a text) #replies #anon #textsfromteamcockroach

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(260): apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled “cake: and all it says is “i love it so much”

#The Good Place #Neil The Accountant #textsfromteamcockroach

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(803): Everybody was literally kung fu fighting

#The Good Place #Team Cockroach #Janet TGP #Vicky Sengupta #Bambadjan #tgp spoilers #textsfromteamcockroach

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That sounds illegal

I’m in

#The Good Place #Vicky Sengupta #Shawn TGP #tgp spoilers #textsfromteamcockroach

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A: Prices are always negotiable. A: What were you thinking?

B: Well, given my vast experience in the field of art collecting, I would value this piece at $50.

#The Good Place #tgp spoilers #Jason Mendoza #Janet TGP #textsfromteamcockroach

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(+44): Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.

#The Good Place #Eleanor Shellstrop #Team Cockroach #Soul Squad #textsfromteamcockroach #Happy Halloween!

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(602): my dad is going to jail this weekend

(1-602): where are we going to get our weed from?

#The Good Place #Pillboi #Jason Mendoza #tgp spoilers #textsfromteamcockroach

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(248): Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave

#The Good Place #Tahani Al Jamil #Michael TGP #tgp spoilers #textsfromteamcockroach

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(518): But I’m currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.

#The Good Place #tgp spoilers #Michael TGP #textsfromteamcockroach

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1,000 of you have now been texted. Thank you for the follows! You make the bass drop in this cockroach’s heart. 🔊❤️

#No Service (not a text) #1000 followers #❤️❤️❤️ #textsfromteamcockroach