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Me : *talking to other students*

A girl : *to us* Hey friends

Me :

Me : I'm not your friend

The girl :

Me :

The girl :

Me : haha JK

The girl :

Me : Half kidding

The girl : Half fuck you then

#dumb stuff #dumb shit #fuck you #student #school stuff #friends #joking #funny #funny stuff #funnyshit

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"Kid, do you go to war without cookies ?"

my previous maths teacher

"I will close the sun."

My history teacher.

#dumb stuff #dumb shit #teacher #seriously wtf #just why #i will close the sun #sun #school #student #science #heretic #burn #funnyshit #funny stuff #just whyyy #human cells #water #kill #friends #maths #mathematics #professor

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Teacher (talking about student 1's oral) : Any compliments ?

Student 2 (to student 1) : you are gorgeous !

Teacher :

#dumb stuff #dumb shit #funnyshit #school #student #study #teacher #professor

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Oh and once, my previous science teacher said :

"Here's a tip if you wanna kill someone : you make them drink distilled water, so their cells will explode."

Edit : I asked her if it will be visible at the autopsy. She said yes and I said, in front of the whole class "Oh no!"

I think this is why I didn't have friends this year.

"I will close the sun."

My history teacher.

#dumb stuff #dumb shit #seriously wtf #teacher #just why #i will close the sun #sun #school #student #science #heretic #burn #funnyshit #funny stuff #just whyyy #human cells #water #kill #friends

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BURN THE HERETIC

"I will close the sun."

My history teacher.

#dumb stuff #dumb shit #seriously wtf #just why #teacher #i will close the sun #sun #school #student

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"I will close the sun."

My history teacher.

#history #teacher #dumb stuff #dumb shit #seriously wtf #just why #whyyyy #sun #school #professor #i will close the sun

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Today was my first class of philosophy and my teacher asks us :

"If you were food, what would you be?"

So from now, consider me as a beautiful wedding cake

#Also you can reblog to answer and share THIS MASTERPIECE #also it's funnier #just so ya know #cake #wedding cake #wedding #drawing #what have i gotten myself into #food #nom nom #philosophy #dumb stuff #teacher #school

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Today was my first class of philosophy and my teacher asks us :

"If you were food, what would you be?"

So from now, consider me as a beautiful wedding cake

#cake #wedding #food #philosophy #teacher #school #wedding cake #classes #alright #dessert

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Hey guys, I also found where I spent my childhood !

#im an idiot #dumb shit #dumb stuff #idiot creek loop #idiot creek #whyyyy #water #creek #google maps #seriously wtf #just why #self mockery #funnyshit

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Hey guys, I finally found my birthplace !

#bitch lake #dumb shit #google maps #seriously wtf #just why #dumb stuff #lake #water #whyyyy #birthplace #funnyshit #self-mockery

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excuse me WHAT

#ai dungeon #ai #seriously wtf #just why #wth is going on #what have i gotten myself into #video games

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i think this blob is having an existential crisis

#blob opera #blob #existential crisis #im stupid #stupid stuff #dumb stuff #blobby #funny stuff #funnyshit #dumb shit #games #opera #music

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that's the best bard ever

thank ai dungeon

#ai #ai dungeon #bard #funny stuff #sadistic #seriously wtf #rp #video games #creepy

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Nobody :

Absolutely no one :

Not a single soul on this Earth :

My best friend :

#melanie martinez #dumb shit #dumb stuff #bee #bee movie #martinez #discord stuff #im stupid

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#dumb shit #dumb stuff #discord stuff #im stupid #inception