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Matt: Yes, I make bad decisions that put me in danger.

Fen: But?

Matt: No, that's it.

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #fen brekke #fen #matt thorsen #matt #Think I've done this one before but honestly it suits matt so well #'what is it with you and attacking things that can kill you Thorsen?'

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Baldwin: Ray, my soup is cold.

Ray: It's gazpacho.

Baldwin: OK, Gazpacho, my soup is cold.

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #baldwin #baldwin osgood #ray freitag #ray

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Ray: I'll pay you $100.

Fen: It'll take a lot more than that if you want my help.

Ray: $200.

Fen: I'm in.

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #fen brekke #fen #ray freitag #ray #canonically the twins are loaded #And Fen gets $200 for helping Ray #source: buffy the vampire slayer

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(Janey, talking to Jordie about what happened whilst Stig was caring for the kids for the day)

Janey: Did Stig call anyone?

Jordie: He made one call where he yelled at someone about a job.

Janey: Oh, okay.

Jordie: He called them the word you said when the dishwasher broke.

Janey:... Oh dear.

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #janey brekke #tbp janey #jordie brekke #tbp jordie #source: bluey

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Ray: Your favorite cake can't be birthday cake. That's like saying your favorite cereal is breakfast cereal.

Baldwin: I love breakfast cereal.

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #baldwin #baldwin osgood #ray freitag #ray #source: parks and rec

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Fen: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Baldwin: The cow??

Matt: WHAT?

Ray: *face palms*

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #fen brekke #fen #baldwin osgood #baldwin #matt thorsen #matt #ray freitag #ray #source: tumblr

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Baldwin: I'm peeling those sour gummy strips into long strings and putting them in energy drinks to make something I am going to call "battery acid spaghetti". Will return later with the results.

*Later*

Baldwin: Don't do this.

Laurie: At what point did that sound like a good idea?

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #laurie brekke #laurie #baldwin #baldwin osgood #source: twitter

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Matt: I asked you if this was legal at least a dozen times!

Fen: And I lied to you at least a dozen times!

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #fen brekke #fen #matt thorsen #Matt #source: archer

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Reyna: $18 for salmon on a bagel? This better be life changing salmon.

Baldwin: If you think about it from the salmon's perspective, it was.

#😂 crying at that addition #Laurie internally: Don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious #parks and rec 🎶don't be suspicious🎶 #tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #laurie brekke #laurie

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Ray: Baldwin, you can be really destructive.

Baldwin: I can?

Ray: Yes and- Hey, come back! I wasn't giving you permission!

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #baldwin #baldwin osgood #ray #ray freitag #source: garfield

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Baldwin: I would let a raccoon do surgery on me.

Laurie: What.

Baldwin: Have you seen their little hands? Those lil guys would give me a great heart transplant for the low, low price of a cold slice of pizza.

Matt: You DO realise where raccoon hands have been, right?

Laurie:... And that's the only reason you wouldn't let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

Baldwin: C'mon! Raccoons are so well known for washing their hands I used to call them "washing bears" when I was younger!

Fen: Well, you heard it here first folks: Getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

Baldwin: YEAH!

Matt:

Matt: Where is the raccoon getting the heart?

Baldwin: That's the raccoon's business :).

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #fen brekke #fen #baldwin osgood #baldwin #matt thorsen #matt #laurie brekke #laurie #source: tumblr

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Baldwin: Thanks for not telling Matt what happened.

Ray, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #baldwin #baldwin osgood #ray freitag #ray #Just Baldwin being Baldwin #source: hilda

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Matt: Look out, he's got a weapon!

Reyna: So do you.

Matt: *realising he's holding Mjolnir* So I do!

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #matt thorsen #matt #reyna freitag #reyna #source: girl genius

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Baldwin: Trust me, I know what I'm doing!

Laurie: Not even the gods know what you're doing, Baldwin!

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #baldwin #baldwin osgood #laurie brekke #laurie #just baldwin being chaotic #For society its Ragnarok 2.0 #For the gang it's another Tuesday afternoon #source: unknown

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Baldwin: Tell me about some of your happy childhood memories.

Fen: My what?

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #fen brekke #fen #baldwin osgood #baldwin #ah fen :( #source: unknown

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Laurie: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one of those.

Fen: Exactly. Break their bones. They've got another 200 something of those.

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #fen brekke #fen #laurie brekke #laurie #brekke shenanigans #source: tumblr

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Matt: You have to be nice.

Reyna: I am.

Matt: You threatened to put them in a chokehold.

Reyna: Yeah, but I didn't.

#tbp #the blackwell pages #loki's wolves #odin's ravens #thor's serpents #matt thorsen #matt #reyna freitag #reyna #source: unknown