y’all i am f**king someone new and i am so obsessed
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this is so funny i’ve literally not seen this man once since this post
okay im excited bc the guy who recruited me for fall ball asked me to join the team again for the summer and now there’s a chance i’ll see dan again im giddy
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okay im excited bc the guy who recruited me for fall ball asked me to join the team again for the summer and now there’s a chance i’ll see dan again im giddy
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i am going insane lmao
im doing internet sleuth deep dives into this man wtf is wrong with me
i need to CHILL
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dan please come fuck me and fall in love with me
ugh i have a new crush and his name is ~Dan~
but also maybe i fucked it up by letting his friend flirt with me
fuck he’s cute tho and actually appears to have some level of emotional intelligence
but i can’t tell if he actually has interest in me or just is friendly/chatty
but he’s on my softball team so idk
maybe he’s holding back some bc of that
idk man he cute tho
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okay why did i look up someone i hooked up with/went on like 3 dates with like over 2 years ago and now i’m sad
he literally ghosted me i shouldn’t be sad that’s a dick move and yet
my stupid brain is sad bc it tells me it’s my fault lol
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okay this is literally unbearable i want instant gratification and i won’t see him for 2 weeks i’m in hell
ugh i have a new crush and his name is ~Dan~
but also maybe i fucked it up by letting his friend flirt with me
fuck he’s cute tho and actually appears to have some level of emotional intelligence
but i can’t tell if he actually has interest in me or just is friendly/chatty
but he’s on my softball team so idk
maybe he’s holding back some bc of that
idk man he cute tho
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okay but literally he kept correcting himself when talking about his like “lower age limit” or whatever and maybe it’s because he remembered my age 🥺
like qualifying like, in LA it was 28 but Here, maybe it’s lower, it’s probably lower etc…….
ugh i have a new crush and his name is ~Dan~
but also maybe i fucked it up by letting his friend flirt with me
fuck he’s cute tho and actually appears to have some level of emotional intelligence
but i can’t tell if he actually has interest in me or just is friendly/chatty
but he’s on my softball team so idk
maybe he’s holding back some bc of that
idk man he cute tho
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ugh i have a new crush and his name is ~Dan~
but also maybe i fucked it up by letting his friend flirt with me
fuck he’s cute tho and actually appears to have some level of emotional intelligence
but i can’t tell if he actually has interest in me or just is friendly/chatty
but he’s on my softball team so idk
maybe he’s holding back some bc of that
idk man he cute tho
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new favorite conspiracy theory is that the lottery only exists to capture time travelers
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oh my godddddddd i thot i could tell when i was gonna sq**rt but APPARENTLY NOT i have completely left a puddle on my SHEETs that i need to SLEEP ON
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i’ve bated 3 times today and i’m still depressed wtf
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now i’m listening to kacey musgraves and reading what it feels like to have sex when you’re in love
i’m crying over a 20 min amateur porn i just watched twice
i didn’t even cum i got too sad bc they were so in love and i’ve never been and never will be in love
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i’m crying over a 20 min amateur porn i just watched twice
i didn’t even cum i got too sad bc they were so in love and i’ve never been and never will be in love
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