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it is my day of birth. last night I had a dream about making out w my best friend.

how do I look him in the eyes today...

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voice messaging celeste: "who's this? adventurine? wish he'd adventure in me-"

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i love aftercare sm... mmm aftercare mmmmmmmmmm

(recieved very good aftercare recently and it was literally OVER THE PHONE)

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So much of the queer community Hates fluidity. Identifying as genderfluid or abrosexual is fine until you actually specify what genders or sexualities you're fluid between then it's "you're not a REAL lesbian" "you're not a REAL girl" etc.

Unironically it's "you can say you're fluid but saying how you're fluid immediately invalidates it" which is backwards ass binary bullshit.

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how are people writing like 8k words for every kinktober day like dawg how do you have the TIME

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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thinking about gorou

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mmmm cfnm mmm

m thinking thoughts

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had a sexual experience recently (gasp) and now my brain is on overdrive, good fics r coming lads

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nsfw, petplay, dragon!zhongli, afab!reader

zhongli who leaves his shirts at your place, coming back to find you've been humping on them and cumming whilst wearing them.

the second he lifts one to put it on he can tell, no matter how many times you've washed them in a desperate attempt to get the smell of your slick off them.

he'll always know.

he can always smell when you're neediest for him, making sure to take care of you properly, by whatever means necessary.

nsfw masterlist

#cael write an actual fic when #genshin impact #genshin x reader #zhongli #zhongli x reader #genshin #genshin smut #smut #genshin zhongli #zhongli genshin impact #zhongli x you #zhongli smut

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I'm back from the dead, user tartigglez rebrand?

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hear me out:

neuvillette who gets you one of those otter plushies that copy his breathing so you can sleep while he does work in the palais mermonia

it's JUST a thought

#neuvillette genshin #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette #genshin impact #genshin x reader

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I disappeared off tumblr for like 2 months and now there's booping?? what is it and how do I do it ?

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this shit ate wtf

nsfw, sub!kazuha, oral fixation, slight dacryphilia, feminisation (he wears a skirt lol), kinda petplay ish, kinda master/slave ish

kazuha is –for lack of a better term– completely subservient. he just loves when you tell him what to do, or when you kiss his face.

but no matter what happens, he will probably never love anything more than the way you bypass his pretty, plump lips with your fingers, shutting him up so well that all he can do is whine and moan and choke as the pretty tears escape his eyes.

you swear you can feel him smile a little when you watch him stroke his dick under your command.

"you feel pretty, honey?" you whisper, watching him kneel by you, placing a hand on his head, carding through his hair as you sit on the edge of the bed.

"mhm" he smiles, hands placed on the ground between his knees, which were covered by black thigh highs.

"words" you say sternly, tilting his chin up to you, doe eyes staring in yours like you are the only thing in his universe.

"feel so pretty, master" he says, voice not much more than a whisper.

"good, princess. c'mon, up on the bed, let's see what's under that pretty skirt, hm? something naughty?"

"maybe" he giggles as you smile at him, assuming position on the bed as you place a thumb on his lower lip.

"love you, baby"

"love you more"

nsfw masterlist

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this shit ate wtf

nsfw, sub!kazuha, oral fixation, slight dacryphilia, feminisation (he wears a skirt lol), kinda petplay ish, kinda master/slave ish

kazuha is –for lack of a better term– completely subservient. he just loves when you tell him what to do, or when you kiss his face.

but no matter what happens, he will probably never love anything more than the way you bypass his pretty, plump lips with your fingers, shutting him up so well that all he can do is whine and moan and choke as the pretty tears escape his eyes.

you swear you can feel him smile a little when you watch him stroke his dick under your command.

"you feel pretty, honey?" you whisper, watching him kneel by you, placing a hand on his head, carding through his hair as you sit on the edge of the bed.

"mhm" he smiles, hands placed on the ground between his knees, which were covered by black thigh highs.

"words" you say sternly, tilting his chin up to you, doe eyes staring in yours like you are the only thing in his universe.

"feel so pretty, master" he says, voice not much more than a whisper.

"good, princess. c'mon, up on the bed, let's see what's under that pretty skirt, hm? something naughty?"

"maybe" he giggles as you smile at him, assuming position on the bed as you place a thumb on his lower lip.

"love you, baby"

"love you more"

nsfw masterlist

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Heyo frens! I've decided to try doing comms again, now that I've freed up my schedule some, send me a dm for any questions! :3

Some fun lil examples for your eyeballs.

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.