tararmason

[tararmason]

I think everyone can relate to that in one way or another.

I love dancing. What I don’t love, actually, is being surrounded by people who willingly joined a dance team but are so incapable of actually dancing that they think Youtube is a great place to learn. 

#cole

[tararmason]

How did they even get into college?

It’s no offense to me, man. Considering they don’t even know what a literary analysis is, I think their intelligence level is questionable.

#coraline

[tararmason]

Normal is normal, and it's kind of what I hope to be.

Normal is overrated anyways.

#anthony

[tararmason]

I didn't think that was possible.

Well that sucks. Have you ever tried to change the craving?

#natalie

[tararmason]

I'm your roommate, you should be happy that I'm not sick of seeing you everyday. Eat pizza and don't regret it.

I’m still blushing over the fact that you think I’m good looking. But, yes, you’re right. I shouldn’t stop myself from having good things.

#keaton

[tararmason]

Ew, no. Tuna is gross, the world would be better off without it.

But tuna, Tara! Tuna is so so good and now I want tuna, but I shouldn’t have tuna. 

#alexandra

[tararmason]

Well, they must be kind of stupid if they don't realize they could just get it for free - no offense. Just charge more if the topic is dull, then at least you have the drive to get it done.

Because I love writing, and I get fifty bucks for doing what I love from a kid who doesn’t realize he can just get a paper from online. It’s not the writing part that bothers me, it’s the topic. That was the point.

#coraline

[tararmason]

Tell me about it, this has made me realize that I'm not as normal as I thought.

…Yeah that’s a little weird.

#anthony

[tararmason]

It's not...

It could be.

#faye

[tararmason]

If you don't understand it then why do you do it? Become a cat and then you'll never have to write any papers again, makes sense.

I don’t understand why I agree to do peoples papers for them. 50 bucks isn’t worth analyzing shit like The City in the Sea. Sometimes I don’t understand why I can’t just be a zombie slayer. Or a cat. Life would be so much easier than it is now because if I could be slaying zombies or meowing at people, I wouldn’t have to write papers for myself, or people who don’t want to be bored by Edgar Allen Poe.

#coraline

[tararmason]

Unfortunately, no.

Do you at least have any fish that you like?

#natalie

[tararmason]

I don't read an awful lot either, just when I have the time. When I was younger I had a weird obsession with Spiderman and I can remember reading all of the comic books then. It sounds fun. I'm not that creative so it's not really my thing but...

I'm craving for some coke right now.

#jenny

[tararmason]

Why are you even dieting? You look hot and you're always telling me that you feel hot so what's the point of depriving yourself of the good things in life?

Because when being on a diet, pizza is like the devil or something. But, that’s not necessarily true. I mean, for some people dieting is very important for their lifestyle. 

#keaton

[tararmason]

Yeah, you got that right.. it's always some kind of fish though.

It is a little weird, yeah. Out of all things, I can’t understand why you’d crave tuna. The body’s cravings can be weird.

#natalie

[tararmason]

What?

#brayden

[tararmason]

I don't think soccer hormones are a thing...

Maybe it’s just soccer hormones?

#faye

[tararmason]

I don't like tuna...

You should try tuna salad with crackers. I love that dish.

#gif arent working #faye