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If you could see your whole life from start to finish, would you change things?

Arrival | 2016 | dir. Denis Villeneuve

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When the pairing you ship finally becomes canon and half of said pairing is killed off in the same episode...

#so close #why god why

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#rogue one #star wars #i ship it

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I'm an Aussie and I know what American lemonade is? I assumed that we all knew what Beyonce was referring to - I mean, it's been shown in books and movies etc. Though I didn't realise you could get that type of lemonade in restaurants and fast food places - I thought it was more of a homemade or independent thing.

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

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Fake-relationship AUs will get my attention no matter the fandom, but I feel like Teen Wolf fandom in particular have hit the fucking jackpot in the fake-relationship department. Most of the characters are werewolves, which means they have a heightened sense of smell - so when your sister or your family or a pack looking to steal your territory comes calling, you better believe that you two fake-lovebirds have been sharing clothes, touching each other, sleeping in the same bed, and generally being all up in each other's personal space. Because it doesn't just need to look real. Teen Wolf fandom, ilu.

#teen wolf #sterek #fanfic #fake boyfriends

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okay but my life would definitely b better if i was beautiful

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I feel like this summarizes my attempts at contributions to fandom

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Kristen Stewart photographed by Karim Sadli for The New York Times Style Magazine, August 2016

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“You can’t do this alone, okay? You need me.”

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He’s a ghost story.

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Think how dull your life would be without me.

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“Goddamn time traveling robots! Covering up their goddamn tracks! I hate them! 

#terminator genisys