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#saw a post and i had to do it to em #zz c shitposts #guzma #slur? i think you'll find i pronounced it very clearly #i dont care if its almost 2024 take my guzma meme!!!

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Guzma: Now, I know I haven't hit it in a while, but there's good reason for that-

Plumeria: Two good reasons for that- his face and his personality

Guzma: Sticks and stones may break my bones!

Guzma: (in his head) But words will hurt forever...

#zz c shitposts #incorrect quotes #scrub quotes #its been a hot minite since i did a stupid incorrect quote so here you go #incorrect pokemon quotes

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Plumeria: I'm aroace. It means I'm aromantic and asexual.

Grunt A: Pffft! "Asexual?" Ya mean like a ditto-

Guzma: *Kicks down door*

Guzma: IT'S CALLED AGAMETIC NOW KNOW YOUR SCIENCE

Guzma: *Beams the grunt in the head with a large text book*

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#zz c shitposts #incorrect pokemon quotes #guzma #plumeria #team skull #based on the link #i hc Guz as being the nerd/science kid growing up and likes to read scientific articles occasionally but doesnt admit it cuz it doesnt fit #his macho persona

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*gives Guzma a body-pillow-sized Caterpie plush*

Leon: Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his body-pillow-sized Caterpie plush

#yall remember the meme #ask zz c #zz c shitposts #can someone less lazy than me draw this /hj #original meme undercut ofc #guzlee

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Me working 55+ hours a week: "I'm so excited for my day off so I can write!"

Me on my day off:

#writer stuff #zz c rambles #zz c shitposts #im so very tired #i was 10 hours four days a week but they decided to change it to 8 hours five days a week #which would be fine but we were all working overtime before too so now #instead of working 12-15 hours four days a week it's 10-15 hours five days a week #like i need that extra day man cuz my first day off im literally just catching up on sleep #then the second day im catching up on sleep and have the energy to do like one or two things which usually is chores #and the third day i would actually be able to do things i enjoy (while yes continuing to catch up on sleep) #ah shit i gotta make an appointment and go to the dmv T.T #being an adult is too much work smh

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Guzma: And now, a boring announcement about a pointless tradition, brought to you by an aging figurehead with a failing liver and an over-active libido.

Hala: Thank you, Guzma, you anger-filled muscle-slut.

#zz c shitposts #guzma #ya boy #kahuna hala #incorrect pokemon quotes #incorrect quotes #scrubs quote #i wasnt sure if it would be funnier if it was hala or nanu saying it #i think the description giving is more fitting for hala so i went with that #no you cant stop me from making more dumbs posts its my house

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Guzma: I'm not upset...

Nanu: Guzma, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples

Guzma: Why should they be happy?!

#zz c shitposts #guzma #ya boy #kahuna nanu #incorrect pokemon quotes #incorrect quotes #scrubs quote

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Leon: Are you gay?

Guzma:

Guzma: I want a lawyer.

Leon: Like...carnally?

#zz c shitposts #guzma #ya boy #pokemon leon #incorrect pokemon quotes #leon's on thin fucking ice 😂 #a recap of the most recent chapter of my fic /j

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Guzma: *tossing pokébeans into a cup from a distance*

Guzma: Hey Plums, what would you give me if I get this pokébean in your cleavage?

Plumeria: A concussion.

#zz c shitposts #Guzma #ya boy #plumeria #incorrect pokemon quotes #incorrect quotes #scrub quotes

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Hau: Hey, Guz-

Guzma (has a migraine): Hau... if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya", then the third will be: "Oh my God, my crotch. You punched me in the crotch."

Hau: See ya!

#guzma #ya boy #pokemon hau #incorrect pokemon quotes #zz c shitposts #incorrect quotes #scrubs quote

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Some Skull Grunts: *get jumped on their way home by another gang*

Guzma: *Finds out*

(Later, outside the other gang's crib)

Guzma: *Through a megaphone* Whoever decided to put they hands on my kids, please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs!

#zz c shitposts #incorrect quotes #incorrect pokemon quotes #guzma #based off that one meme #i swear to god i cant find the original anywhere #please come outside so i can peacefully break your legs

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Guzma: Morning, Plums! By the way, Leon's here, but I'm not gonna kiss and tell.

Plumeria: Oh, really? Cuz I just got your text that said "Bone City"

#zz c shitposts #guzma #ya boy #plumeria #incorrect pokemon quotes #scrubs quote

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Guzma at the end of Sun & Moon:

"Ya know what? FUCK you!" *un-teams your skull*

#zz c shitposts #text post #guzma #team skull #this was funnier in my head #ya know what? fuck you!

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Guzma: Ya know, if I was married to him, I'd be more supportive.

Prof. Burnet: You know you said that out loud, right?

Guzma: I'm not ashamed of who I am

#zz c shitposts #guzma #ya boy #professor burnet #incorrect pokemon quotes #incorrect quotes #scrubs quote

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Plumeria: Boss, what's your opinion on NFTs?

Guzma: Shawty wanna fuck, shawty likes it rough

#guzma #plumeria #incorrect pokemon quotes #zz c shitposts #I saw the post i put in the source and thought about Them #this is very dumb i know #shawty wanna fuck

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Lusamine: If you had to choose between Guzma and all the money I have in my pocket... which would you choose?

Plumeria: That depends, how much money we talkin'?

Guzma: Plumeria!

Lusamine: Sixty two cents

Plumeria: I'll take the money

Guzma: PLUMERIA!!!!

#zz c shitposts #incorrect quotes #spongebob quote #guzma #plumeria #lusamine