#zelbosa can die

[urbosasvai]

Originally @urbosasvaiii but z3lbosa shippers got me hashtag deleted 😜 for going after them for shipping an adult woman and her 16 year old daughter figure :///

Unfair how this stuff works if you ask me.

Anyways we’re back I guess so, yay

#zelbosa can DIE #urbosa #botw #gerudo #loz botw #antizelbosa #Zelda’s MOM x Urbosa solos #zelbosa

[sarcasticmudkip]

Can u do Urbosa

How I feel about this character:

I loved her, probably my second favorite champion. Just wish we had more of her character because Nintendo has a bad habit of giving the bare minimum of a character and then just letting the people fill in the blanks. Urbosa is a great and powerful figure, who is still caught up with the loss of her friend as she takes care of their daughter. But ohhhhh, look at that, Nintendo decided to not put cut scenes that dive into her characters any further than the shallow end of the piss filled kiddie pool. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

Well, not anyone of the characters in game work for her, she’s a too old for everyone, as she’s more of the mother figure. Although if she were to get in a relationship with someone, you better believe she is lesbian af

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

She is everyone’s mom. She pesters Revali, she laughs along with Daruk, she does girl talk with Zelda and Mipha. Ultimate mom, coupled with lesbian energy. I can’t really choose a single one otp, but maybe just her and Revali would be it (because I’m playing favourites lol)

My unpopular opinion about this character:

The Zelbosa ship is bad, very bad. I don’t know if this is an unpopular opinion, but its really my only negative one involving Urbosa.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

THAT THEY LIVED OR GOT RESURRECTED OR SOMETHING. PLUS ALL THE OTHER CHAMPIONS WHY DID YOU LET THE BEST CHARACTERS IN THE GAME JUST DIE LIKE THAT NINTENDO AT LEAST LET THEM LIVE LONG ENOUGH FOR THE PLAYER TO ACTUALLY INTERACT WITH THEM

#botw #ask game #thanks for the askk!

[urbosasvai]

As someone who has also been dogpiled by rabid shippers and weirdos you have my greatest sympathies and condolences 😭 You're opinions on Zelb*sa are extremely correct and don't let weirdos try to flip it around that you're the insane one! Keep posting your stuff and don't let them get to you. It's insane to me that people will ship an adult and a minor even though Urbosa has an EXTREMELY IMPLIED close relationship with the late Queen of Hyrule. Like the healthy wlw is right there 😭 anyways I hope the rudeness directed towards you slows down

Thank you 😭 I’m glad someone else gets it like Urbosa would NEVER be in love with a minor let alone one she views as her own daughter. I don’t see the issue with them just changing it a bit and shipping her with the queen so that they have a not problematic wlw ship.

I especially hate the freaks who say she was “working down the family bloodline and wanted both the Queen and Zelda” like?? No she did not that’s disgusting. While the pedophilia and incest of the ship are definitely the most disturbing, because ?? wtf is attractive about that ship??? It’s ILLEGAL!!! I am also enraged by the absolute mischaracterization of urbosa. It’s appalling how they completely remove her entire character just to fetishize her mother daughter relationship with Zelda.

Anyways, Urbosa is also done with their shit!

#urbosa #botw #breath of the wild #antizelbosa #anti proshitter #fuck zelbosa shippers #loz botw #I hate zelbosa #zelbosa can die #zelbosa anti #zelbosa

[urbosasvai]

For someone who claims to be so disgusted by Zelbosa, you sure do spend a lot of time searching for it, looking at it, and sharing it with your friends. Kind of suspicious if you ask me.

???? Buddy when tf did I “search for it and share it with my friends” why are you making stuff up.

The only reason I know about it is because you “fans” plague the Urbosa tag with ts.

Second, the reason I post against it so often is because I am tired of looking at the tag of something I love so much and seeing literal CP. I genuinely care about Urbosa and am disgusted about you freaks mischaracterization of her. She would NOT be in love with A. A minor, and B. Someone she views as her own daughter.

Also, literally what do you think you’re doing by sending me all these asks??? Clearly you’re not confident enough in what you’re saying to turn off anonymous. I feel like all you’re doing is trying to get me banned again which, okay buddy I’ll just make another account.

#oh my godddd stfuuu #urbosa #botw #breath of the wild #loz botw #this is so funny #urbosa is a lesbian #zelbosa anti #anti proship #anti proshitter #antizelbosa #fuck zelbosa shippers #zelbosa can die #zelbosa