#zecori rambles

[zecoritheweirdone]

this update is the worst for me because whenever i get a boop i feel legally obligated to match it ten fold. if you boop me i MUST boop you back. or i will die.

#zecori rambles

[the-incorporeal-sandwich]

Knifetrick Ch. 8 Live Reaction

WARNING: Major Spoilers (obviously) and incoherent rambling.

Also this post is very very long.

‘Watson shrugs. “Removed it during the medical process. Maybe I’ll give it back in the mines.”’ SDJFADKFJHR HELLO??!?!? You’re gonna stick him in the fucking MINES??? Without his arm???? And ohhhhhhhh he doesn’t remember that’s bad that’s bad that’s very very bad

. . . oh wait enderman with memory problems LOL

Mfer still thinks mans was giving him assassination advice? No wonder it took him until the bench to realize, I forgot just how completely dense af this guy is smh

‘Watson had at least given him a clean sleeveless sweater, which was thoughtful of him.’ That’s not a sweater that’s his fucking Tasmin-tailored vest from the party isn’t it.

Oh yeah I forgot he’d have claustrophobia trauma from when he lost his arm, huh?

CLEM!!!!! SHE’S ALIVE!!!!!!

This probably has nothing to do with the actual plot but I love the massive species diversity in this fic. Is the girl with red rocks supposed to be like Skeppy? That’s so cool

‘The second girl, a brunette with pointy ears on the top of her head’ WAIT IS THAT A MAXIMUS SHE BETTER NOT BE A MAXIMUS OR I’M GOING TO GET A FUCKING GUN AND SHOOT WATSON IN THE HEAD MYSELF. Jackie had “Maximus” on his board even though he knew what happened to Laggius, and he obviously made his board before they met Maia and Snail, which… FUCK. Which probably means that yeah, Lag and Snail had another sibling and they were kidnapped. I’m so stupid, how did I not realize this sooner

‘“Hey!” Clem shouts, and she kicks Ran in the knee. He winces, and wobbles, but manages to stay upright. “Are you a really tall child?!”’ Oh yeah, definitely an Innit.

PFFFFFFTTTTTTTHAHAHAHAAAA X’D

The Girls: Let’s put him to work!

Ran: Aight let’s go! *faceplants*

‘“Natalie, I think he fucking died.”’ I’ve only known Clem for about two minutes and already I would die for her.

‘“You’re Clementine Loo”’ AYYYYY MEMORIES ARE BACK!!!! Great now he’s gonna panic isn’t he

Nevermind he’s still fucking useless

‘Imagine how vulnerable he would be if he couldn’t even remember things that happened to him!’ Man c!Ranboo just can’t catch a fucking break can he /lh

‘Perhaps Watson was helping him find the missing children. That would explain why some of them are here now, and look relatively safe.’ *very, very long, slow, deep inhale* b i t c h .

Oh wait Nat’s a cat not a wolf okay good not a Maximus

Wait fuck there might still BE a Maximus tho

WAIT IS THAT FUCKING NETHERITE

Oh thank goodness they’re all alive okay good oh my poor heart

Wait is he not after phobium after all?

‘”Wait a moment,” Ran asks, slowly and clearly. “Are you saying Watson was the one who kidnapped you?”’ Ran, Ran, Ran. Ran fucking Aetherman. You dumbass assassin. How in the three realms have you survived this long

‘Twelve kids force themselves into the circular room. It’s not exactly a squeeze or anything, but the amount of small bodies in an enclosed space makes Ran unreasonably perturbed’ I’m sorry but this made me think “they’re setting off his Endermite instinct” and now I can’t stop laughing because I keep picturing him trying to hold back from weakly swatting them like bugs

‘Acting like a screwdriver is the least he can do.’ I understand the Very Important sentiment behind that statement but mans is still very loopy and it shows XD

“LOOKED AT??!” LOOKED AT??!?!? IS THIS TRAFFICKING??? IS HE SIZING THEM UP TO FEED TO DREAMONS OR SOMETHING??? WHAT THE FUCK???

Scanner… is he trying to get them possessed for some reason?

LOL Clem on the support beam like that Hang In There kitty poster meanwhile Ran going “I do not See. bitch”

Ohhhh is Root aquatic like Gyre? Poor kid :(

Wait hold on I’m trying to keep track of everyone okay so Clem the innit Ruby gemgirl Natalie catgirl Root squidkid 2.0 Abbey also avian? Pyro blind w/ horns Marke pigboy Zenith avian maybe idfk Zecori curly hair Boreal avian maybe that’s only 10 hmmmm this is hard

‘He’s poisoning the food, Ran guesses immediately’ of course you’d fucking think that wouldn’t you XD

Okay but seriously WHAT is Watson doing? Is he putting the phobium in their food? And then scanning them to see the effects? Is he, like, trying to give them dreamon powers, or RECREATE dreamons, or something?

‘“I, believe it or not, am both weird and sciencey,” Ran explains, a grin growing on his face. “The distraction can be me.”’ *nervously eyes Tak’s vivisection jokes from about a month or two ago* Ran what the fuck are you doing

Ran: Why are you somehow actually growing on me stop doing that

Clem: A large percentage of people find me annoying at first-

Wait she’s a living clock? Oh that’s cool

Okay so symptoms are headaches and “growth pains,” which I’m guessing may or may not be actual growth pains :/ what are you up to, old man?

Wait horns growing in recently??? And I thought it was weird that all of them seem to have tails, even the ones whose species you wouldn’t think have them (like Ruby or the avians). He’s trying to turn them into fucking dreamons, isn’t he?

‘Ran remembers why he is not fond of this girl’ OH MY GOD I LOVE HER XD

AYOOOOOO DID I GET IT RIGHT????????

enderman samples? 0_0

‘“How do you feel, by the way? After your head injury.”’ Fuck you.

‘“Damn,” Watson clicks his tongue. “And where I thought you were smart.”’ Wait I’m confused so does Watson WANT him to figure it out?

‘“On Endermen? Eh Hauntings make interesting guardians for sure.”’ WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT BACK THE FUCK UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Wait Ran barely knows what an MRi is do endermen… not have brains?

‘After all, the council wouldn’t have kept him around if he didn’t have a lot of useful skills, such as being able to shoot an olive through the window of a moving car’ okay but why the fuck would you need to do that X’’’D it’s not like ‘shoot a chink in someone’s armor in a moving car,’ no, it’s shoot a fucking olive

Wait Watson knows too much he’s working WITH Terminus?

Okay wait Ran isn’t just a Faulty Enderman but is, like, an actual hybrid? Maybe? That sounds like too many physical differences to just be faulty genome mutation

But what do I know about genetics or biology

Oh wait he just Copied Humans too much XD

‘“Most endermen I’ve ever studied,” Watson explains gleefully, “Are chock full of ampulexins. Sometimes you can find that in bee venom, but I’ve mostly only seen it in enderman brains. You have essentially none!”’ WAIT okay so I’m aware this is a H U G E leap in logic on my part but does this mayhaps have anything to do with hiveminds or Taking Orders???? Because that seems to be the only thing I can think of that bees and endermen would have in common

‘Out of seemingly nowhere, the walls around Ran become stone brick’ *excited chanting* STRONGHOLD! STRONGHOLD! STRONGHOLD!

Mans has Alexandria’s Genesis in not only his eyes but also his BLOOD, can’t teleport like the rest of his species, his bones are just Built Different, is a living smoke machine, and an amputee, but his biggest concern right now is that some evil scientist who kidnaps children just diagnosed him with Neurotypical. Priorities.

[Edit: WAIT FUCK I MEANT NEURODIVERGENT MY BRAIN SWITCHED THE WORDS FOR SOME REASON I'M SO STUPID I CAN'T BELIEVE I ONLY CAUGHT THIS LIKE 3 WHOLE DAYS AFTER POSTING *cough* anyways]

Oh my fucking god wait is he gonna murder Ran for his eyes O_O

‘His right ear burns’ isn’t that where he’s wearing the triangle earring the Council gave him??? WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT ALL MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAN???

Oh okay now that literal God’s in the picture can we just have Watson get smited on the spot pretty please

WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIT FUCK HE CAPTURED TWELVE CILDREN. END PORTALS HAVE TWELVE FRAMES. IS HE GOONA FUCKING SACRIFICE THEM TO SUMMON GOD. WHAT THE FUCK.

Oh god oh fuck everything;s happening so fast now

AYOOOOOOOOO HE’S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! :D

General Brackett bouta fuck shit up >:)

‘He has the advantage – he has the high ground’ smh not according to the Blood God you don’t

‘Jackie hollers some sort of battle cry and slices into his leg – there’s a clang, and nothing happens.’ Tak you fucker you watched Hawkeye didn’t you >:(

JACKIE NO!!!!!!! Watson you done did it now

‘This guy, Ran thinks to himself for what is definitely not the first time, is extremely screwed up in the head’ and that’s why you’re perfect for each other :)

Oh theank god the kids are still okay for now

THE EARRING???? HELLO????? WHAT????

Wait what no fuck this can’t be it you’re not gonna fucking die right now

‘“Yes sir,” he whispers back, raising one arm in a weak salute.’ Waht. No. no no non no. We are NOT doing this today. My fuking heart I am punching my pillow so hard right now do not die what the fuck.

‘“Are you two done kissing back there?!” shouts Clementine’s annoyed voice’ An Innit through and through :D

THE PORTAL??!!?!?!?!?!

WAIT RAN’S A GREEN ENDERMAN. A G R E E N ENDERMAN. WHICH MEANS HE HAS GREEN EYES. AND JACKIE’S PART BLAZE. AND THEY WERE IN THE STRONGHOLD. TOGETHER. AND NOW THE PORTAL’S OPEN.

O_O

Yes I realize I am panicking and that I’m assauming far too much BUT’CHA NEVER KNOW

Two: I’m sorry what gives you the right to walking into my dimension bloodied and half-starved and concussed with one arm and a broken shoulder and several arrows sticking out of you? I’m trying to drink my tea here *eyeroll*

O N E ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

C’mon c’mon c’mon teleport teleport teleport TELRPORT TELRPTO YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT EVEN IF YOU LOSE ANOTHER LIMB THAT’S BETTER THAN DYING FOREVER CMON COMNOC OMNC

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W E L P ! *clap*

Time to go scream into my pillow for the next five hours

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[zecoritheweirdone]

i'm tempted to go "if i receive, like. idk, a thousand boops or something, i'll try continuing this one msa oneshot wip i have",,, but. i worry my activity would be rendered unusable,,, dodmlsmwksks.

#zecori rambles #that and also idk if i actually have the motivation/energy required to follow through on this #i'm at 600~ boops. btw. in case ya wanted to know. #for no reason in particular.

[zecoritheweirdone]

pspspsps- hey. hey moots.

my birthday is on april 8th,, and i was wondering if 👉👈 if anybody wanted to join me and a bunch of friends in a discord server while we play a game i made?

the game is similar to the mafia party game(or town of salem, or among us- whichever name you recognize first),, and we’ve been playing a lot of test sessions, and everyone who has played has found it fun!!

speaking of test sessions, we’re also playing a few games tonight as well, at 4 pm est!

if anyone wants to join, feel free to dm me!! this offer is open to any of my mutuals,,, the only real requirement is that you have discord,, fkfnfkfn. the game is also typically played while in a vc, but if you aren’t comfortable with taking, you are able to stay muted and just talk in a chat!

#zecori rambles #gonna be reblogging this throughout the day; i think #trying to make sure ppl actually see this;;; dkdbdkfj #i made the game for school; for the record- #made a whole bunch of art and cards for it #if you wanna see the art; you’re gonna 👉👈 you’re gonna have to join the server

[zecoritheweirdone]

girl help i was trying to boop my friend,, but. 40 boops later i finally realized. i was just. booping myself.

#zecori rambles #this is Not the first time i've done this but this IS the longest i've gone without noticing

[zecoritheweirdone]

girl i just wanna play a roblox game but i keep getting BOOPED.

#zecori rambles #no one judge me btw it’s a good game. loomian legacy my beloved

[zecoritheweirdone]

i enable the boop thing for one second and literally one moment later i get my first boop.

#zecori rambles #already got a second boop while typigg my this post;; dkdndkdnd #*typing

[zecoritheweirdone]

AYOOOO!!! my ran charm and knifetrick sticker sheet just came in, fuck yeahh!! thanks a lot, @relaxxattack!!! decided to draw my own little doodles in gratitude,,,, dkndkdnskdndj.

here’s a lil close up of the doodles + the charm,,,, ram now has a lovely home on my purse right next to a giant jellyfish <3

#zecori rambles #knifetrick #my art #my sketches #pretty sure that’s my sketch tag #anyway knifetrick my Beloved. top five favorite fics easy #love the lil ran and dreamon doodle!! #anyway time to never use these stickers bc i’ll be forever waiting for the right thing to stick them on /j

[zecoritheweirdone]

regarding the trick or treat post,, perhaps... if anybody sends me an ask saying trick or treat on halloween,,, i will draw you. a littol dragon doodle. mayhaps.

#zecori rambles #posting this nearly a month in advance so i don't forget #might queue this as well? we'll see #will they be good drawings? i'unno man #emphasizing the 'on halloween' bit btw

[zecoritheweirdone]

hey. hey aurora. what the fuck.

#zecori rambles #/LH DKDBDKDBDK #only half of the second one is boreal;; but. that first one. is just them. #i don’t think i can match this #my phone won’t let me; it starts complaining after a while;; sldnlsns

[zecoritheweirdone]

oh my god, a good tumblr mobile update.

finally…. i know longer have to click the button repeatedly in order to get to the bullet points…. and then have to click the button even more because i accidentally clicked to much and went past it……..

#zecori rambles

[zecoritheweirdone]

#zecori rambles #anyway guess who has polls now!

[zecoritheweirdone]

actually- now that i have polls, i have been curious about something,,

#zecori rambles #hermitcraft #i don’t venture in the tags often; but when i do; some art of doc has him wearing crocs; and others don’t #do the newer fans know our history. do they know doc has crocs on his skin. do they know that it’s bc of tumblr. #do they know the council. #occasionally the drocs blog still gets notes; especially the post made back when doc was sponsored by crocs #but still;;; kdndkdkdkdk

[zecoritheweirdone]

me when i think about vagabonds by scorpionoesit for too long

#zecori rambles #my art #realized that this is my blog and i can post whatever the hell i want here. you all have to suffer L /lh #idk if i've talked about this fic; like. a Lot here. but know i am so so so normal about it #(i am vibrating in place as i say that) #i wanna talk about it so so soooooooo fucking badly #i need to ramble to someone about this fic #i also feel the need to make more art for it #unfortunately a good portion of the characters don't actually have mentioned designs; and i am. bad at making them myself sknddknsks #mainly the outfits; the outfits is what trips me up #this goes double for superhero/villain outfits. and guess what fic is a superhero/villain fic;;; sksnwksjks #i'm also bad with poses. tried drawing that one scene where tommy finds masquerade on his couch and. it is Not Good. #shoving it in a closet and never speaking of it again. #(didn't know. how to draw karl on the couch 😔. tried looking up the pose he was mentioned to be in; but uhhh– #–let's just say there were no good reference pics;; fkdjksjs) #anyway. holding this fic so gently. it lives in my mind rent free #mx. scorpio if you're reading this. o/. #you know; next time i get motivation to draw; i should make digital art of v!michael. haven't done that yet;; dkdjsksj #or i could also continue drawing vagabonds dragons designs like i did yesterday;;; skdjskjsksjs

[zecoritheweirdone]

you know. i have so, so many dsmp aus/fics that i just. never post about, ever.

like. look at these. pretty much the only one i've actually talked about on here(disregarding ask games) is mixed nuts, which is where the murder makeover(working title) fic is from. and even then, only barely.

none of them are really finished, nor have i actually touched any of them recently(writers block + adhd orz),, but like. damn i think there's like. nearly 20k words worth of stuff, just between the three actual fics (the first three). the stars align is an outline with 7k words(bc i am very bad at being concise). i have so much art for most of them that i just. never share outside of discord. i have a whole album on my phone dedicated to mixed nuts.

#zecori rambles #dsmp #<- purely for blacklisting purposes #that ritz au timeline doc was the only doc i found that was actually related to the fic i want to make for it #everything else about it is in a discord thread;; dkmdkdmdmd #and i still need to come up with a proper name for that demon king techno au(and also the ritz au honestly) #if anyone ever wants to; like. ask me about my aus. ples do i would love to talk about them #the reason i haven't already is mostly bc i like having something to show before talking about it; but like. #again. haven't touched most of 'em in weeks; maybe months

[zecoritheweirdone]

i can now no longer make any “i am literally a neurodivergent and a minor” jokes. this is a sad sad day.

#zecori rambles #anyway hehehhoo birfday