#your uncle frank whos a trumper from south carolina can do enough of that for you

[animentality]

Stop calling them enemies to lovers if all they do is Hallmark style bicker.

They must have deep ideological differences, such as, one believes the other should be dead, and the other one is like, actually you should be dead.

Their vibes should be: "I don't know if I'm grabbing your neck to kiss you... or throttle you and end your miserable bloodline... but I must put my hands upon you or else I might perish."

They should be assassins of the heart and mind, conniving and cruel and lusting for each other's bodies and blood, in more ways than one.

Or just regular assassins, because assassins are sexy.

Also they should be LGBT, because the heteros do this trope sooooo bad.

If you agree with me, and you're into LGBT enemies to lovers, assassins, and also a little bit of demon fucking, you should check out my new urban fantasy book: 7 Deadly Habits of the Modern Demon Summoner, available here.

Summary below: (spoilers: it's basically just pansexual John Wick x Scott Pilgrim...and there are demons):

Although, I warn you. It's really more enemies to lovers to enemies that fuck.

Starring a pansexual demon summoning assassin with too many exes in the killing biz.

Anyway! This book has my whole heart in it. For better or for worse. I'd appreciate if you checked it out or reblogged this post! It's hard out here for indie authors.

#writing #writers on tumblr #spilled ink #digital art #illustration #also remember that being mad at me for using blaze and rudely waltzing into your tumblr living room #is frankly homophobic #dont be homophobic on christmas #your uncle frank whos a trumper from south carolina can do enough of that for you