#you think im joking

[4amode]

What do you mean the psychotic episode I just had a few days ago is not a reliable source for my essay?!?

#tmagp ep 8 #tmagp 08 #tmagp #the magnus protocol #the magnus pod #you think im joking #i would def use it as a reliable source in my dissertation #nothing shocks my professor anymore

[takami-takami]

Not to sexualize Keigo's job again but he probably knows those "enhanced interrogation techniques" or whatever. God help him if he ever tried that with me I'd just moan if he waterboarded me.

#you think this is a joke #you think im joking #i just got water up my nose and sighed dreamily thinking oh #hawks shoving my head in a sink full of water by my nape and holding me down when.... #🐇 rambles

[sarejinjin]

Syundei's artstyle has me on my knees. Gasping and choking for this artist rn I fear. All his characters are so cute oml

#ganbare nakamura kun #hirose aiki #hirose #oc art #sketch #syundei #you think im joking #im not

[n7punk]

the tension between me and my nemesis (the reseller marking up she-ra merch and trying to make it seem rarer by claiming it's con exclusive when it's for sale brand new right now) who i am only just barely holding myself back from sending a very passive-aggressive message

#i am going to send them a pipe bomb <3 #(tumblr mods this is a joke leave me alone you have no idea how offensive this is to me personally) #fr they can catch these hands they're selling so much han cholo stuff at way more than retail and calling it rare #my Strong Sense of Autistic Fairness wants to destroy them #mylife #you think im joking #i went through the report listing menu #and it turns out lying about an item's rarity/sourcing isn't a reportable offense

[halfmoon-horse]

To my future spouse: do not propose to me unless you have acquired a set of the Ace Attorney matching rings. You must prove your worth in collecting obscure and shippy merch.

#ace attorney #you think im joking

[deny-the-issue]

"Twisted" - My sketch of dragon!Silco from the fanfic "Here Be Dragons" by @sherwood-forests!!!

Here is the link to my Ko-fi page if you wanna buy me a coffee <3 Commissions are open but I'm on vacation from the 8th-15th and will start them when I return!

Click here for the Twitter link to the full (NSFW) picture!

#twisted #silco #arcane #fanart #dragonsilco #monsterfucker #the full image reveals why it's called #I highly recommend you check it out #gonna contact BD and have a replica made #you think im joking #IM NOT

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

how do i go back to school, i dont think my brain has the space for anything other than levi ackerman's cock

#you think im joking #but i'm srs #kat rambles #n.sfw

[swanscumz]

if someone gives me 500 robux I will draw Homicidal Liu pregnant

#/srs #im fr /srs #you think im joking #im not #i literally will #homicidal liu

[shandy-and-champagne]

Me explaining to my therapist how william byers is the love of michael wheeler's life and neither of them even know it because she asked how I've been sleeping lately:

#byler #you think im joking #im sorry laura #mike wheeler i know what you are

[befuddled-calico-whump]

*packs a single serving of sauerkraut into my survival bag* i hope i never have to use this

#you think im joking #calico is befuddled #shitpost

[ahdriking]

Oh man I surely can't wait to rewatch Kinnporsche for the 13th time!

#you think im joking #but im not #ok maybe i exaggerated a bit #kinnporsche #listen the funny thing actually is ive seen every episode at least 7-8 times but i've only seen episode 14 ONCE #girl im too gay for it to end

[pricetagofficial]

I'm an unconsolable, incoherent, unbearable mess. FIRST DISENCHANTED, THEN THE LITTLE MERMAID, AND NOW PERCY JACKSON.

I AM THRIVING AND WONT SHUT UP ABOUT ANY OF THESE GOOD LUCK BITCHES AHAHAHAHAHA

#like seriously #you think im joking #i am going to be so unbearable #fight me #disenchanted #the little mermaid 2023 #percy jackson #disney

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Just saw so many stupid people somehow start to blame Ukraine for what’s happening in Israel today🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️Like wtf….

Nowadays, Ukraine is basically responsible for everything for some people. 🙄

#you think im joking #but i literally saw idiots blaming ukraine for january 6 #or 9/11 #or other things #of course also inflation and prizes and i dont know what else

[browneyedstarstrike]

thinking about how my mutuals on mq twitter and i may have created braddavid possibly

#braddavid #mq #mythic quest #you think im joking #i was on mythic quest twitter in 2020 i am ANCIENT in this fandom #i swear i was like one of the first 5 people there /j

[jgnico]

After much thought and contemplation (and fear infuced spiraling 🥰), I think I gotta make a Yuuta shrine.

#you think im joking #but i already have the crystals picked out #i do not for a second trust gege with his wellbeing

[steven-grants-anxiety]

screaming crying throwing up i love you so much lil fluffy haired dumbass <3

#steven grant #steven with a v #moon knight #moon knight series #marvel #mcu #marc and steven #marc spector #khonshu #mister knight #moonknight #oscar isaac #i would literally do anything for him #you think im joking #but im not #jake lockley