the whole “unspoken/unofficial father/daughter” relationship between kitty and the captain but instead of kitty accidentally calling the captain dad one day, captain is going on about something someone said to/about kitty and accidentally drops a “i will not allow my daught- *ahem* lady katherine to be spoken to like-“ and tries (but fails) to cover it up.
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Oh ya know…just thinking about how this is the face Jake makes when he watches it slide in.
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A sad girl grieving the loss of her entire family
What F&B recounts: wow this six year old didn’t pull herself together and start ruling like a queen??? What a fucking idiot loser wow!!!
Those readers: so we can’t trust what F&B says usually, but we can trust that Jaehaera was in-fact a looser kid who did deserve to die because she was just that miserable and I think anyone who isn’t happy 24/7 deserves death
Everyone else: what… what if she’s just traumatized?
Those readers: death for the trauma victims! Anyways she kinda deserves it because she didn’t surrender to Rhaenyra right away.
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there's something so personal and special about reading comic book fanfiction. like yes I am going to take the picture book so so seriously right now. and I am going to say all of this wild shit with a straight face. it is so important that we do this
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it is going to be so weird to hear John Wick’s voice coming out of the mouth of Shadow the Hedgehog.
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Though honestly, that last one might be better as Tuon/Elayne/Avienha/Min/Rand
@asha-mage can you bring out the chart for our captive audience?
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like yeah of course I really love when people send me requests for things that I myself know and enjoy a lot, but I also love when I get requests that are like “hello can I please get a request for snorkle booblemaster from the 1995 movie: Booblemaster Returns???” and I’m like oh hell yeah dude. I’m gonna give you the best fucking booblemaster stimboard you’ve ever seen in your life.
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the moment when you realize that you want the couple to be happy, but also you don’t because actual romance is gross, tense opposite sides of a war romance is poetic and gripping. so if they make it work and end up happy, that ruins everything. but that’s what you want?
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I can’t believe Wes Borland exists. He’s like the San Francisco nightcrawler of nu metal.
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@taintedcigs please stay with us or i’ll actually cancel all my appointments
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