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#you can't convince me this lot weren't all drinking buddies
agent-wheeler · 3 years
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Every friend group should include:
*OG Level 7+ Shield Agents Edition*
a mean bisexual
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an even meaner lesbian
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she/theys
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he/theys
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a token straight that's on thin ice
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an astrology bitch who has everyone's charts memorised
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and a short king
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shortyisweird9 · 4 years
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'Lonely ghost serie'
An interesting night- part II
Tw⚠️: swearing
Corpse stretched as he set up his work station, Pewds was starting another live stream and invited him on and since sleep won't show up anytime soon, he hopped on without much thinking.
He smiled when his friends started to greet each other and him.
"Guys, you saw the video I send you ,right?" Lily asked.
"Yeah but I couldn't get in touch with ghost ,her friend was kind to let me know she might not feel comfortable doing a livestream with complete strangers. "Jack said as the others puffed in disappointment.
"That sucks. I wanted to see if she could have kill us all." Grease spoke as he opens a can of soda.
"You wanted to be killed by her?!"
They laughed as Grease quickly defended himself.
"Hey-Hey, to be killed by someone with that skill is a privilege."
"Simp." Jason concluded.
Their laughter ran wilde as Grease again began to shout.
"Hey,Lily?"
"Yes, Rae?"
"You been quiet. Something's wrong?"
"Whenever you are ready." She simply said, confusing them.
"W-What? Lily are you okay-"
"Hello,gents!"
It was her.
"GHOST?"
"Oh my god..."
"HOW but Jack said-"
"Guys ,guys ,please don't overwhelm." Lily again said, calming the both parties.
"Right ,sorry. Anyway, top of morning to yah ,ghost."
He could hear her swallowing her nerves before she cleared her voice, tingles ran down his back when the Reaper like tune hit his headphones.
"Hello!...This is awkward. Sorry."
They giggled with her as she moved in her chair.
"Ghost? "
"Yeah?"
"Your friend said you will not feel comfortable enough to join us today."
"Well, it's raining so that puts me at ease and your friend, Lily, was very convincing on bring me here."
"*giggle* I just showed you picture of my friends' pets."
"...As I said before, very convincing."
They always laughed especially when the stranger proved to be funny enough to bring that chuckle out of them.
"So ready to rock?"
"Let's roll."
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The match was entertaining with couple of close calls, too close for your liking. Corpse was on you the entire time so to pay him for his diligence, you killed him first as he struggled to swipe that damn key card.
Then Jason, then Jack, Rae proved to be a bit harder to kill but you got her in O2, Lily was easy, Sykkuno was all confuse as he watched the crewmates die with him doing nothing, Pewds and Mark were a game of venting and killing swiftly. Speed was the key of your success of killing them all.
You could see they have their microphones on but no one said a thing.
The mischievous smirk that was plastered on your face grew when sounds of confusion came from Jack. Always the loud ones reveal the most.
"Whaaaat?"
"What the fuck?"
"I literally didn't have time to even kill any of you. Ghost came in like: slash ,slash, kill,kill."
You finally cracked at the ridiculous sounds Sykkuno made, a poor imitation of the sabers from Star wars.
"Hahaha"
He heard your laugh, he like the sound of it , the easiness and the innocence it held even though you killed all of them without mercy. What he didn't know if he liked was the stirring in his stomach cause by it. The tightness in his breath, the long smile and the bouncing of his legs as a result of hearing it.
He just shook his curls before paying attention to the group again, you were being put in the spotlight, something he cringed at as he recalled the painful experiences he had while being put under light.
"So, ghost?"
"Yes ,Jason?"
A whine came from the man known now as a simp for deep voices. You giggled, shaking your head and screaming when the black pair of headphones fell down your lap. Luckily you had the mic muted. That will be embarrassing...
You fixed your long hair, putting it behind your ears careful to not tug on your fresh piercings , your headphones back on the top ,you dived right back.
"Can you tell us about yourself?"
"Hmm..what do you want to know?"
You heard him sucking in a breath and to be honest you couldn't blame him, the voice was hot.
"Um ...anything. "
You giggled half embarrassed, half amusement by the pitch his voice turned to ,excited to hear whatever you may answer.
"Oh,okay. Um...My piercings hurt. My right leg is bouncing like crazy and um...I crave jelly candy."
"Piercings?"
"Yeah, my pal just did on my right three helix piercings: forward, mid and low. Plus the industrial on my left ear iches a bit."
"Oh, I am sorry."
"Nothing to be sorry about, Jas. Thanks for asking by the way."
"Oh, don't worry. Do you have any others?"
"Um..yeah. On the right ear ,I have..um. helix , flat, rook and upper. Left ahh..industrial,helix and orbital."
"Wow, th-that's a lot."
"Hah, I just told you about my ears."
A choke cane from him ,probably he was drinking something. It had ice though, you could hear the ice hitting the metal of the glass.
The man started to choke and cough ,making you and the others who listened patiently on your convo worried.
"Easy there ,mate."
"Jay, you good?"
"Easy there ,buddy."
"I-I'm *cough* I am fine. You have MORE?!"
"Yeah ,three on the upper part of my right eyebrow and a ring on the left one."
"Jesus. " He said, calming himself at last.
"Yeah,*giggle*. I also plan to slit my tongue in two."
"Oh, yeah cool.WHAT?!"
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The next game you were imposter again but this time Corpse was your sidekick. Or were you his?
Anyway, you decided to let him do more of the killing,believe it or not , you weren't the blood thirsty monster the chat thought of you, all in a joking manner of course. Sabotage and let Corpse do his Kiss of death. Seeing couple of his streams ,you hoped he wasn't too nervous.
"Alright guys, ghost is imposter with us so this time I have to be more careful. They will probably suspect her to be imposter again . Sorry I can't see your message, I need to concentrate on this."
Proving his theory , ghost just sabotaged as she did fake tasks, being a guardian of Lily as he killed so far Mark and Toast.
"W-Where was the body?" His voice came of a bit more nervous then usual.
"In the nav." Dave answered.
"You good ,Corpse?"
He heard you ask ,you were more observant than the others who either lost themselves in the safety feeling of the match or the euphoria of the game, you always pointed suspicious behaviours of the others when they accused him of being imposter. He liked that, gave him time to calm his raging heart.
"Y-Yeah..*cough* I mean yeah, I am good. H-How about you?"
Fuck...
He didn't even want to catch a glimpse of the chat ,having a hunch of what they may be inferring.
"You seem shaky, Corpse. Something happened?"
He didn't needed to see Sean's face to know it will matched a lenny one. Finding an excuse so he is spared of the teasing and/or the allegations he is imposter, is a must.
"Yeah, I am just...ah...freezing. It's cold here. Brr. Brr."
They laughed at his poor attempt to sound like a freezing popsicle, your laugh put him more at ease. He knew however that his attempt of shifting the suspension failed, too bad he wanted to play more with you. I guess the roles are switching.
"He sound sus ,guys. Should we vote him out?"
"Wow, Lily. Thanks."
The girl giggling only stopped when you started speaking.
"He's not sus, guys. He's just a dork ,a stick with crippling anxiety and honestly same."
God, he wished he could fist bump you right now.
"More like a branch but who we voting then?" Sean asked.
" SPEEDRUN!"
Felix sealed his faith however. Your work only left him flustered and with a derpy smile , his honour lost in the vacuum space.
...............CORPSE was ejected.............
"Well shit. Anyway ,guys. Let me see what you been talking about? And I better not see any 'SIMP' comments. "
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"How?! How the fuck?! You tricked me!" Lily screamed at you for your betrayal.
"Wow, so now I have big trust issues with ghost." Grease announced.
"Deep mommy, no." Jason said ,bringing a laugh out of you for the thousand of time.
You started to like this guy, he and Corpse will be spared next time you are imposter.
"Sorry ,guys-"
"Who told you,you are allowed to do that?" Pewds shouted at you in a heated but not menacing tone.
"You didn't let me finish."
You took a sip out of your ice tea.
"RIP to ya'll but I am different. Not my fault the only guy I take advices from is Doomguy. And as the legend would say: Rip and tear."
"OH MY FUCK-"
You lowered your mic as they screamed in disbelief ,Corpse didn't said anything however. You were curious as to why?
"Corpse?"
"Yeah ,baby?"
Woah. That caught you out of guard. Like the warmth in your olive cheeks and the deliciously painful and frightening feeling of twisting in your stomach.
"Um..."
You blinked, no words head's empty.
"Oh, shit. Sorry, ghost. I didn't meant to make you feel weird."
"No,no. I am good. Ey, Jas?"
"Yes ,hun?"
"Do you take applications for your Corpse fan club?"
Jesus, what is this night even?
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Hey, guys!💖
Hope you enjoyed the second part of the serie.
Anyway have a nice day/night!🌙🌌
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castleofclouds · 3 years
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7 Days A Week.
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Genre ; Fluff, Drama, Slice of life, Humor/Comedy, Friendship.
Warnings ; Badly written, a curse word, some weirdly written past tense (pardon my grammar)
Summary ; Story of you ( fm reader ) with the boys.
PART 3 ; Do you ever?
"Do you ever?"
That's the first thing that comes to you mind when you see your friends across the table.
They laughing at some jokes that Mark told, even though the jokes are so lame and overused.
But something came to your mind seeing their silly interaction, you don't why but you can't get it out of your mind no matter how many time you want to ignore the thoughts.
Imagine.
How boring your life would be if they weren't your friends?
Yups, that's the thought.
You see them once again, lost at your thoughts, Jaemin who saw you daydreaming trying to wake you up.
"What's up cupcake? Did something bothering you?" Jaemin says, worried shows on his face.
You snapped, you lock eyes with him.
"Ah.. That's, just.." You stuttered, magically all of their attention back to you.
This time Jeno is worried, never saw you looked so pale and deep in you thought, normally you would just laughed at their typical boring joke, but today you seemed weird.
His hand reaching for you, he holds your hand, looking at you.
"Are you okay? You have been acting weird lately?" He asked, you shrugged.
"Ehh~ really? No, nothing, just some thoughts." You convinced them.
Even though you can't bring yourself to that sentence, it's bugging you like an tiresome mosquito bites.
How'd you know about it? Well summer camp is probably the answer for that.
But to this question it's still unknown.
Should you tell them? Will they laugh at you? No they won't, will they?
"Lies! I know you have something on your mind, what's it? Jisung drink your banana milk?" Renjun exclaimed, looking at Jisung.
The boy pouting in complaint.
"No I'm not! Beside, Y/N prefers strawberries smoothie!" He complained with his mouth pouting like a balloon.
Chenle can't help himself to smiles and giggles at Jisung cute comments, he then proceeds to poked Jisung cheek.
"Hey, mind your actions." The boy talks, Chenle shrugged.
"Is it because of that rumor that you and Taeyong hyung were your best movies buddies and not Mark?" Haechan spill, making the one who are being mentioned is irritated.
"What do you mean by Taeyong is Y/N movies buddies? She loves to watch horror movie with me!" Mark whined, Haechan nodded while patting the boy head like a child.
"I know you would say that cutie." He smirked widely.
"Eww, if you guys want to do that, do that in your own house or something, there's a child in here!" Jaemin groaned,
"Well guys, this is my time to talk." You chime in, didn't want to make them open their secrets possession anymore or some complained.
"Sure, you can talk about it with us, we can talk about it." Jeno added.
"Soo.. I was just thinking, how is it, if we never.. Ya know? Be friends?" You remarked, making the boys went silent.
Hearing no comebacks, you continues with your thoughts and reasons.
"I mean, we are.. Basically that type of people, people who are born with everything given to us freely without having to asked or begged, I know it's a blessing, but don't you ever think? How this type of relationship actually works?" You explained.
No more, sounds they made.
Normally they would laugh at your thoughts, because that's how basically Renjun and his thoughts about space would be responded.
He would talk about how moon is just another place for a bunny to live in, or how there's this another world or universe in which everyone is completely opposite than how they usually looked or act.
But that's Renjun thoughts, not yours.
Yours is simply logically explainable, and the reason or arguments that you bring are absolutely something that is easy for some normal people brain.
"Yeah.. You are right."
"I don't know how mine would be." Renjun blurted it out, making everyone on the room nodding their head in agreement.
"Mine would be pretty boring actually." Chenle claimed, you look at him.
You never saw the boy looked so gloomy, the boy is the butterfly of your group full of sunshine and loud yelling going around him.
Now his head hung low, looking at the carpet under his feet, playing with the carpet.
"That would be weird actually." Mark chime in, exactly after seeing Chenle.
He tried to make it bright.
"I mean, we all have been friends for since I don't know? 13 year? Heck it's been so long, I remembered seeing you guys for the first time!" Mark added.
That time, the 8 of you were only 7 years old.
[ Flashback ]
You looked at your blue dress, with a pretty bandana you had on your head.
You looked very cute and bubbly, you ran down to the first floor.
You saw your sister, who in the future will be one of the famous make up brand owner, she goes by the name Kim Yoo-jung
She was 11 when you are only 7, she saw you with your bright blue dress, she came closer.
"Well if this isn't my cute little angel, how's the dress?" She asked, patting your head.
You smiled brightly at her questions you twirl around in your gown, with your hand making an elegance motion.
"I love it! It's so beautiful! Thank you unnie!" You chirped happily, while she hug you in response.
Even though Yoo-jung doesn't live with you anymore, since she's mostly living by your aunt and uncle to learn about the beauty world and make up.
You love and adore her a lot, she comes home only twice in a whole 4 years, and she came back brought you a very gorgeous gown, you can never felt thankful for her sincere care for you.
She hugged you tightly, then get interrupted with a very tall figure next to her.
"Are you guys still busy? We had party that we should catch up."
Kim Seokjin, your Older-Brother, you and him had a deep connection, but due to his busy schedule, he can't really be always near you for 24 hours.
Same as your sister, he lived with your aunt and uncle, he's 14 at the time, and already a model.
In the future he's a really well known designer who had design a lot of great dresses and suit for a very famous people.
He looked at Yoo-jung giving the girl a side eye.
Yoo-jung and Seokjin isn't the best when it's come to sibling goals relationship, it's true that they care for each other but they still try cover it up with an act of 'shut it I don't care'
You can say your family is a pretty gruesome when it's come to showing affection.
And guess what? You to, are in the same situation.
You didn't have much friends, it's not like you want to, making friends means making connection.
And the thought of making connections with people who are a completely stranger to you doesn't sit right with you.
In this world, friends mean connection, connection means fortunate, if you are not lucky, then you are a loser.
That's deep, but that's life.
How can some 7 years old girl thinking of it? Well it's the magic of story.
"Yeah, we should be going now."
The 3 of you were attending one of the biggest party celebration. It's the 32 anniversary of Na's cookies and bakery, one of the famous bakery in town.
You heard that Na's have a pretty little young boy, who are at the time is 7 years old.
You were hoping you can befriended the boys, your mom seeing you then hugging you tightly.
"There you are my little angel, how's the dress? You like it? Your sister prepared it exclusively for you only." She yelped, quite loud actually.
You and your mom and dad, is actually quite close, not like some movies in which some rich family always have troubled getting close to their biological parents.
You love your parents, and you still do in the future.
Back to your mom, you smiled twirling, showing your petite body and slim figure.
She smiled, she was already thinking about how should she make you join the model company, but she know you are still too young
Who knows 13 years from now you are already a model of some famous cover magazines?
She then proceed to introduce you to some people that she knews, untill she stopped at the Na's.
"Hello Miss Kim, how'd you like the party?" She asked until she averted her eyes to you, seeing you for the first time she can't help but awe-ing your cuteness.
"Omg, is she YN? Your cute little daughter? Omg! You looked so sweet sweetheart." She exclaimed in excitement, you bowed down politely.
"Nice to meet you miss Na, I'm Kim Yn, in the future I will be the best designer!" She responded happily, using your cheer tone.
"Cutie, from now you can call me your mother okay? Who knows in the future you will become my daughter in law." She grinned looking at your mom way.
She chuckled jokingly, "She doesn't even now who is the groom, how can she make sure that Na is the one?"
"Oh yeah, I forgot to introduce you to my baby Nana, sweetie, he's right there with his friends, you should join them!" She pointed at a quite far away table, there's 7 boys sitting across each other silently.
In your mind, you were thinking about should you join them or not, since they seem very close with each other.
Even though the reality, the boys can't even opened their mouth due to nervous.
You come closer, their eyes are still focus at another place, some still eating cookies, some is awkwardly fidgeting his fingers, some are completely out from this planet.
Untill you sit at the table, their eyes finally realizing your form.
Actually getting stared at with a bunch of people are quite terrifying.
"Hello everyone, I'm Kim Yn, Miss Na told me to sit in here while she's busy talking with my mother." You said, trying to break the tension on the table.
Seeing you like seeing their crush at fifth grade.
Well technically, they weren't in a fifth grade, but they can't helped themselves to be interested in you or even have a crush on you.
You had a pretty cute dark hair, pretty plump lips, and even your dress make you stand out in their eyes.
Haechan opened his mouth, trying to talk with you.
"Hello! I'm Donghyuk! My mom called me Haechan because she thinks it's cute." The little boy greeted very loudly, all of the boys across the room are surprised.
"Haechan! You don't have to scream!" Jeno complained, making Haechan flustered.
"Sorry.." He apologized.
Jeno felt sorry, he thinks he's very harsh on the boy.
"No it's Jeno's fault, sorry.." He apologized to.
And then the two boys cries.
"Kids." Renjun sassed.
"Renjun you are a kid to." Mark emphasizes, trying to make the kids realized.
"No, I'm not! I'm 7 years old, which means I have live in this world for 7 years, it's a long period of time!" He insisted.
"7 years is still a kid." Chenle muttered, Renjun huffing in annoyance.
"Keep telling yourself that, I always think 7 years old is old enough to be called not kids." He speak in a weird language and grammar, you can't understand.
"So the point is that, you are not a kid like that?" You explained the problem, trying to fix this 7 years old is a kid or not argument.
"My dad said it's still a kid, unless you are 11 years or 14 years older, my dad said until you get puberty then you still a kid." Jisung boasted.
You never saw a kid so smart before, that boy catch your glance seeing your sparkling eyes making him blushed.
"Is there something on my face? I don't like wearing makeup but my mom make sure I have a light make up on.." He acknowledged.
"Eh.. No, I just think you are smart." You complimented the boy, jisung become more red.
"You like jisung?" Another boy asked.
He looked very cute with a very bright smile, you saw that feature before.
"You are Jaemin?" You asked, the boy eyes lit in excitement.
"Yes! It's me! How you know?" He asked again, loving the attention he got.
"You look like your mom, so I just assumed you are Nana."
Hearing the nickname, he can't help but jumping in excitement, pretty girl are calling him with his cute name.
And that's how Jaemin have a crush on YN.
No.
"Yn liked me first!" Haechan nagged, trying to make your attention back to him.
You laughed at his puffy eyes, he smiled at your laugh he thinks it's cute.
Then the next few hours is wasted on how all the boys wanted your attention on themselves only.
Become very obvious aren't they.
You saw Jisung, he's very shy and doesn't talk that much.
Since he's sitting right next to you, you assured him while tightening your hold on his hands.
He saw them, at first he's very surprise, but the next minute he felt relief.
"Are you okay? Do you need space? I think you do." You asked the little boy out of concern.
"No, I'm fine, I'm quite shy.." He mumble, lucky you can hear that soft voice.
"That's okay, I'm sorry for forcing a skin ship with you, everytime my mom saw me surprise or went blank, she always holding my hand and talk to me in a sweet voice.." You reasoned, you almost let go the little boy hand, but he refused so.
"No.. That's fine, my mom sometimes do this to me too.. Especially if I have to talk to a lot of people, you can keep you hand on mine!" He smiled, his cute nose crunches.
At that time, you felt the urge to adopt him, even though you are still 7 years, you don't care, you want this little boy to be your little brother.
"OMG!! You are sooo cute!" Jaemin yelped, beating you to it.
"He do be kinda cute, starting now you are my little brother!" Mark stated, everyone on the table nodding their head certainly.
"Then it settle, he's our baby boy!" Renjun exclaimed, everyone fisting to the air like those sport animes.
"What? But.. I'm not the youngest! YN are!" He whined, complaining about how is he becomes the maknae of the group if YN is younger by him.
"Well it's doesn't matter, that mean we will care for you more, be sure to expecting a lot of skin ship, because this boy are going to be the bear hugger!" Haechan shouted, warned the poor boy of the what's about to come.
You laughed at that, everyone laugh at that, you see all of those starry eyes, with sparkling marked to their gaze.
You fell in love with them, you think they're the soul mate of your own, someone who you think you can trust, grow old together.
Imagining, all the possibilities of the future income, like Haechan are going to be that one sunshine, Renjun the sweet cinnamon rolls, Jaemin the nagger and attention seeker, Jeno the kindest, Mark the coolest older brother, Chenle your loud butterfly, and last your baby hamster Jisung.
You never knew how this relationship of friendship are going to unfold, or is it going to be like this forever, you just hoped its never end.
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Well you sure it has come to that past wishes.
Your dreams come true, they stay the same, you stay the same, something change, but they that you met for the first rime at 7 year's old party celebration, are still the same 7 dorks you know.
Even though they have grow old, and Renjun are already old enough since he already hit puberty and he finally can tell Jisung about that puberty facts.
The air around you and them felt warm, it's probably golden hour already, Haechan just smile at the old past.
"You guys want to go out? It's on Mark!" Haechan chirping in excitement.
You stand up hearing that statement, making everyone jumped excited, other than Mark everyone is happy.
You do ever questioned, Like..
Why Mark is the oldest even though he doesn't act like it? Pretending to be that cool older brother even though he's the one who needs supervisor, How Renjun could be soo cute after all this time, How Jeno is the best secret keeper you know, how Haechan can be so annoying at some time but still your best besties ever, why Jaemin agreed to be your eomma 24/7 and taking care of 7 kids at the same time being the sweetheart he is, How Chenle could be so loud and easy going, and Why do you still see Jisung as the same cute little brother you saw at the first time.
The answer is one, you let yourself knowing them, meeting them, enjoying their company, all of their hugs, and affection you always wanted, you let yourself be yourself, be their friend.
You loved them.
That's the answer.
Narrator who sees everything from behind the curtain are crying so hard, they decided to stop to story at that time.
You and your friend going to your favorite ice cream shop.
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A/N ; I'm sorry for not be able to post some of this week's..
I felt quite exhausted due to some school work, besides I have a lot of projects on hands it's become hand full :"
Anyway hope you enjoyed this chapter so far! ☺
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