#you are ruining all men for me

[yrsonpurpose]

NICHOLAS GALITZINE Mary & George Premiere "History is sexy!"

#nicholas galitzine #mary and george #nicholasgalitzineedit #rwrbsource #mary & george #chrissiewatts #userninz #usergayppl #usernuria #mine* #oh i love him :((( #he's so nervous and endearing #a rwrb mention but no question of a sequel plsplspls i need this to see his face sjfds #omg him saying 'thank you i appreciate you' STOP IT #ok but when i tell you he has ruined literally all expectations of men for me #its not even a joke #i feel like im in a fever dream with this content #i used to pray for times like this

[mcity-xe]

LOOK AT ALL THE HOT MEN OH MY FUCKING GOD

#LOOK AT ALL THE HOT MEN OH MY FUCKING GOD #(YES EVEN PEP) #ERLING RUIN ME PLEASE #ALL OF YOU RUIN ME #I BEGGG #🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐 #now give me some stonsey pictures city i wanna see rubens bf plss 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐 #lord have mercy #we must stay focused brothers #we must stay focused #aymeric laporte #julián álvarez #julian alvarez #ruben dias #erling haaland #phil foden #pep guardiola #ahem i ment baldiola sorry* #manchester city #man city #mcfc #the prettiest boys

[bell-of-indecision]

This is a Russell Ziskey appreciation post

a.k.a. Four Specific Moments in Stripes That Pushed Me Down the Loving Harold Ramis Hole FOR GOOD

1. Feast your eyes, for here we have:

His stupid million dollar smile, serving pretty lips, perfect teeth, and also dimples?? how dare he

His nose, yes, I am obsessed with this man's nose, no I will not elaborate

His soft cloudy fluffy hair I wanna fdghsjdghsghd

The way he's equal parts amused and tired of John's shenanigans?? the duo ever

2. The cutest "!!!!!" you'll ever see

His reaction here is SO ADORABLE, he go "!!!!????!"

absolute BABY

3. Watch out for that guy, he's a troublemaker

Now THIS, we need to talk about this for a sec

The way he blatantly checks her out with that smirk on his face?? Jail

If Russell ever looked at me like that, call me origami bc I would FOLD, good LORD he's so handsome

Yes climb aboard soldier, climb aboard right now

4. Bathtub scene who?

Bathtub scene this, bathtub scene that, but why is no one talking about this scene right here? HUH? Him ever so slowly crawling on top of her, the unwavering eye contact, lips mere inches apart, Y'ALL this is so hot

I don't know what to say my knees were shaking the whole time and I just wanted to be her for a minute

How many times have I watched this? yes

Bonus!

The Ramis Eyebrow™

My heart is racing, goodbye

#a stripes post?? in 2023? it's more likely than you think #this post might be irrelevant but my feelings for him are not #harold ramis ruined all other men for me #thanks for coming to my ted talk #stripes 1981 #russell ziskey #john winger #harold ramis #bill murray #gifset

[drewlyyours]

LEGEND OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL FANCAST

ND #17

Henry Bolet Jr. - Jamie Campbell Bower

Renee Amande - Pam Farris

Lamont Warrick - Caleb McLaughlin

Gilbert Buford - Morgan Freeman

I guess I do come across as a little... needy sometimes

MHM, TRT, FIN, SSH, DOG, CAR, DDI, SHA, CUR, CLK, TRN, DAN, CRE, ICE

#guys this is all I want #the most mysterious of men #i didnt think i would ever fall for everyones goth boy fantasies but ive ruined myself #just Jamie Campbell Bower crying by a crypt #and the queen herself out here tryna trowel you to death #sounds great to me #nancy drew game fancast #dream cast #legend of the crystal skull #henry bolet jr. #Renee Amande #gilbert buford #lamont warrick #clue crew

[sapphic-agent]

Since I made a post for the girlies, here are some of my best boys. They don't get to be pinned though

ETA: FUCK I FORGOT LOID AND KURAPIKA

#izuku midoriya #midoriya izuku #bow she ra #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #armin arlert #tanjiro kamado #kamado tanjiro #monkey d luffy #kurapika #loid forger #it's not a coincidence that they're all sunshine boys #the one exception is kurapika #i would die for him #my sister and her messy ass relationships ruined toxic fictional men for me #you will never catch me simping for eren or light #i do like eren as a character tho

[sweetshire]

So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D

Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.

Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.

#sherlock holmes #my dearest blorbo #he’s my belovedest chewtoy basically #if i think abt how modern adaptations *looking at you bbc sherlock* have ruined his character i get so angry i have to take deep breaths #*mutters darkly* he is NOT an arrogant cold-hearted bitch like he’s portrayed; well he IS a bitch but not a cold-hearted one!! #see. the thing abt holmes is that he’s SUCH a sweet boy okay. and he’s compassionate #he cares sooo much. that’s the reason people come to him when they’re distressed. they trust him #he hates the police. he is a jester at heart. loves his watson #he’s here to help the truly desparate helpless people even if they have no money to pay him for the case. no questions asked. But- #he fucking despises obnoxious rich men. the first time he meets watson a total stranger he *very excitedly* tells him abt his experiment #it’s very adorable. he never stops trying to impress ever. infact blushes furiously when complimented by him #my guy has 0 knowledge of our solar system but he’s written several monographs abt different types of ASHES. go figure! #OH i almost forgot the most important fact he’s special to me bc holmes is an audhd gay disaster bastard. sometimes he’s even bisexual #but mostly he’s acespec and in a qpr w watson. he’s VERY adhd. behaves like an excited cat and oh so cute when he stims. everytime he does #i go SQUEEE. when he’s depressed it’s a goddamn hashtag big mood. as in many other ways he is me i am him #he’s PASSIONATE and KIND that’s all you need to know #acd stories are about just some guy who loves his job (which he invented himself btw after quitting college) that’s it #i am overcome with an almighty need to squeeze his cheeks #he’s everything to me <3 #alright if i don’t stop now i doubt i ever will LMAO bye #acd holmes #if u read till the end u get a cookie and a kiss on the nose i love u

[feline-evil]

Getting into anything new also means getting to do a fun little treasurehunt afterwards to find the people drawing gay trans art of the new thing Saluting our bravest soldiers (the people making queer art of my often kind of dudebro-y interests)

#jay talkin #shouts out to queer artists online you all get me you know whats good #i see one of my weird guys from computer game or tv w top surgery scars and i go FUCKIN YIPPIEEEEE!!! #metal gear 🤝 metalocalypse: love 2 see those weird men being gay and trans. also they both start w metal wowie #somebody got mad at me recently for making queer stuff abt my interests it was hilarious #cuz like a week after getting told to stop rubbing my queer hands over stuff that isnt gay/trans i went and got into #an adult cartoon from 2006 and started rubbing my queer hands all over that SO LIKE. you really cant deter me im having a great time #this dude told me to go play the sims instead of metal gear bc i was 'ruining it' by making characters queer #whos gonna tell him i can make mgs characters trans and gay in the sims too WOGUFHJGHDGJKFDHKJ

[girlscience]

feel like I need to add a little intrigue, a little spice, a little danger to my life. I need to pick a vice.

#what are my options... alcohol cigarettes reckless sex weed acid ecstasy #alcoholism runs in my family but playing with fire is fun and sexy right? #cigarettes are sexy but I am concerned about the smell. it gives me headaches #reckless sex I wish. it would require me to figure out how to be sexy and to flirt but I feel like so many people do it #I could probably get there eventually. and if I am willing to sleep with straight men probably not a high barrier to entry #weed gives me the jitters but maybe I could find the elusive middle ground between no reaction and extreme full body shakes #acid and ecstacy. I could be a raver. I love concerts and the anime con raves like a LOT. not sure how I would react but I could try lol #i feel like cocaine is not my vibe. also tried snorting pixie stick once and couldn't figure out how it worked. blew it all over my friend #idk what other drugs are there that aren't meth heroin or something similar #these are all ones I hear people talking about doing recreationally #oh Shrooms. and maybe K? shrooms seem cool but also I think I would probably get overwhelmed and vomit #I know literally nothing about K #you guys should give me suggestions. I want to feel cool and sexy and dangerous and preferably not completely ruin my life

[rey-jake-therapist]

I post about so many different medias of various style I sometimes stop and wonder if it confuses people who follow me, or consider doing it.

I imagine that it's probably you guys in this meme, trying to figure out what exactly I'm a fan of:

#shit post #sorry if you follow me for The Sandman and find yourself staring at a picture of Hannibal Lecter covered in blood #or if you follow me for Sherlock and wonder why there are pictures of a depressed lil' guy with a weird white face and scruffy black hair #I know they don't seem to have anything in commun but I swear if you look closely you'll find out there's a logic there #and no it's not the fact that there are handsome men and gorgeous women in all these medias #though it doesn't ruin anything #the sandman #hannibal nbc #bbc sherlock #the x files #star wars #i love them all

[milkweedman]

I have a cute sparkly gif banner that just says 'terfs dni' in pink surrounded by gold stars and blue glitter.

It's very pretty and nice to put on my fibre posts because man do trad fem and terfs like to pretend fibre arts is gendered.

nice, thats awesome ! and yeah, they really do like to waltz in and act like they own the fuckin place

#i havent found dni's to be effective for me so i just figured id ruin whatever they liked about my post #by adding PENIS <3 to it #i dont know if thatll work either but certainly worth a shot and fun anyway #its always especially Something to see a radfem with MEN DNI reblog my posts of pictures of my work #like fucking excuse me ? not that i expect coherency politeness or reading comprehension from radfems #but youre in MY HOUSE. get the fuck out of here with your men dni #if its so triggering to have a man like your post how have you not fallen to floor in a puddle of blood and viscera from the Terror #of reblogging from a man ? oh it was all just bullshit all along ? yeah. who would have thunk. #anyway .

[stannussy]

Mmmhh that one time a fandom darling basically showed their whole ass to me bc I wanted to talk about how someone that'd been sexually harassing me and others but tell me not to on the pretense that the person harassing us might hurt themselves just bc they were autistic 🤦🏽‍♂

#dunno men #its the combo wombo for me #also its fine y'all maybe I write abt it later on bc im all grown up now and I feel like I can finally stand up for myself #its just.... its funny in a fucked up way JNsndndjfnfj #like did multiple oopsies while trying to stand for something good #which hun.... you should've had asked first???? #funny enough I ended up getting more recenment to this person than the actual weirdo #which is not fait mind u #but still #💕🤷🏽‍♂ #thats why i basically stopped posting abt fc5 #two people ruined my enjoyment in a way I didn't felt safe anymore #jason still rocks on my heart and so does that ugly dog jacob #but its hard for me #bc it was something i could retell my issues and feel safe just for some asshole to come and take that away from me #and also a 'well meaning' fool to come and play corner while knowing NOTHING

[therootednomad]

.

#was on a call with this man today who's got 10 years on me #somehow he ended up asking me if I’d been In relationships before and I was straight up about it #then I ask bim the same and he proceeds to tell me of all the haram he’d get up to but is now looking for something serious #so I’m like idk why you needed to tell me all that but okay… #do you know what he said next????? that my voice sounds like I have a sexy body #!!!!!! #and he kept asking for my weight and body proportions 🤢 #I don’t understand wtf runs thru mens heads sometimes #but my stomach was churning #such a shame coz the convo was going good and we were talking for 1.5hrs and he also had a French accent which was attractive #but ofc he just had to ruin it 🥲 #and also not to mention I was on speakers and his friend was in the background FILLING in words for him in the conversation #like excuse me? #you'd think 32+ years would be more respectful and serious but nope #sigh #I think I’m better off marrying a potato at this rate

[hmsmilkbone]

honestly. I don't really have a lot of interest in jjk anymore, which is super frustrating as the story foundation is really interesting. I have my favorite characters, and I'm not really interested in reading beyond this point.

As a whole, I'm not a huge fan of dropping stories just because they don't go the way you want. In general I personally try not to do this, but stories where the author clearly hates the material or the audience so much they're willing to destroy the story to do so are not enjoyable. I really don't think gege even really likes writing jjk anymore.

There may be some change that I hear about months from now where something worked out one way or the other, but in general I feel like this story is not going to resolve in a way that feels like reading it was a worthwhile experience. And like, for good OR bad. Not every story has a happy ending, but this is really not particularly interesting and I don't feel the need to continue a story where the writer isn't even interested in what happens or how it advances anything outside of their personal pettiness. Feels very much like grr Martin. All the meaningless death and abuse without any real redeeming qualities.

I'm trying to remind myself that not every author wants to be a storyteller. Not every story is good. It's ok to read stories that aren't the best simply because you want to see where it goes, but gege isn't superior in some way, and i dont 'trust that he's cooking'. Even if the story turns around in an interesting or strategic way, I really am not particularly impressed. Ordinarily I would stay along for the ride, but I can't bring myself to care about something even the author doesn't care about. :/

#jjk spoilers #idk i really just dont have any expectations anymore #i love reading books apart from manga and ive had to put down a few because they felt like this #and i have almost always found that in the end my perception of the author and their story was accurate #it makes me sad seeing this unfold in this way #but the shibuya arc which is apparently the least ljked arc in the series #is stretching on forever and people arent enjoying it #anecdotally ive seen a lot of people drop the series #and eventually its just gojng to be all the grimdark losers who unironically love shit like this #it just feels very much like a story for men who hate people #it feels like all the weirdos who made the joker their personality and all the dudes who cant breathe without talking about fight club #or like.. say shit about how the liberals are ruining media like thats the kind of person i see talking about jjk most of the time now #using slurs and not even having intelligent conversations about what's happening #the conversation is usually 'sukuna mid no cap' 'are you stupid gojo is mid stop copium' #and that exchange is repeated over and over like. you have nothing else to add at this point? #i mean i know its primarily bc honestly there really isnt any depth to the story beyond that but my god #what an insufferable way to write or receive a story #and honestly!! i really dont feel like jjk fits into a kids story category at this point #so i do actually feel ljke it is reasonable to expect better writing #not that stories aimed toward kids are bad but one piece is a good example of a story geared more towards children or young adults #adults CAN enjoy it but oda intentionally does not make the story so upsetting that kids cant read it and feel reflected in the events #but jjk is very very different and i think the drop in the quality of writing is reflected in the growing toxicity of the fanbase #anyways.. if you read jjk & youre feeling upset its ok to step away and check in once a month when you can mentally / emotionally prepare #i had to enforce a no read/watch accountability pact with my friends because it was making their depression worse again #no story is worth your health. gege does not give a flying fuck about you. you need to take care of yourself. #im just enjoying my sandbox with the characters and when the story is over ill check back in #theres no right way to experience the story but if its not healthy for you #you wont miss anything by unplugging #and you may find that you really dont want to get back into it when you read it again to check on the story every once in a while #jjk 237

[hannahwatchesbigbrother]

Hmmm what a funny thing to post after jag had been saying that he was going to cut Matt. Totally shows no bias that production may have. I’m sure the 3 hour long dr jag was just in was just a coincidence. The feeds outage was a very cool convenience too. I’m sure there was nothing funny going on. Matt’s just that great of a player 🤪 /s

#I don’t normally have a tin foil hat but I haven’t liked how much they’ve been protecting Matt ALL season 🧐 #if you ask me I think Cory won path to power but they rigged the time you didn’t hear it from me #the edit the comps #the same de veto #a water veto #all is very suspicious #now to add jag backtracking #production has ruined my trust this season and I spent many years trying to convince myself they don’t rig the competition #but Alison grodner will forever and always be my enemy #her love for curly blond men has cursed this show for far too long #anyway enjoy me in my tinfoil hat era #bb25