#you ain't slick you know

[hearteyes-wheeler]

i think mike and max hang out together sometimes without the rest of the party and max teaches him how to skateboard

#they pretend to hate each other in front of the rest of their friends and then go off by themselves without telling anyone #and the rest of the party knows they just don't let them know and keep letting them think nobody knows they're besties #these bitches ain't slick #like yall are best friends ADMIT IT #anyway i'm thinking of madwheeler rn can you tell #stranger things #madwheeler #byler #<- target audience

[mysfran]

I'M SORRY?!?!?!? (And also sorry if I'm not active lately, because I'm so busy on my college life...TTwTT)

#ah yes both of them are so far away yet still recognized and still manage to look into each others eyes like gay gay homosexual gay #i just opened the app #horikoshi: i don't know how to write romance #also him: literally make some good ships appear in the war #hori you ain't slick! #bnha manga #bnha #mha #bakudeku #bkdk #dekubaku #dkbk #decchan #my hero acedamia #bnha manga 403 #also sorry if most of my post are all about them!

[dollypopup]

y'all can all cancel me (again) for this, but if there's even a SHRED of 'who should I pick?' from Penelope in season 3, I am tuning out SO fast because like. . .sorry not sorry, there IS no choice. Debling is some crusty OC suitor she barely even knows and Colin is a man who she has been so supposedly in love with to the point where she'd ruin her entire family's reputation to have a potential love story with him. Penelope and Colin have background, years of knowing each other, intimacy that few people in the Ton can boast of having (letters, conversations about purpose, fights and arguments and makeups) and her and Debling have. . .a dance or two at a ball because he's a rebound for Penelope's broken heart. he means nothing. he has no nuance, he has no weight to the story, he is such an afterthought to me. either I wanna see Penelope going 'you know what? I don't even LIKE this dude. he's. . .fine, but I don't care about him even a shred as much as I care about Colin' or the INSTANT Colin's like 'you know what? we should get married' if it's not an immediate 'say less, you're already my husband, try returning me without the receipt, Debling whomst?' then I don't want it!

like. . .it's just so frustrating to see all the 'I hope Debling sweeps her off her feet and she rejects Colin's proposal and she makes him work for it and and and-' nonsense from the fandom and it's always tagged and no matter how many times I block it, it just keeps popping up. I go into the Polin tag for POLIN. I don't give a SHIT about a male love interest other than Colin. Not one. Not a shred. Not an iota.

and also. . .Debling has the 'benefit' of not having depth, or character traits, or HISTORY, so peeps can project onto him however they want, but I'm calling it now, there is NOTHING he could do or be that would make me like him more than Colin. Colin will always hit different, and I will always love him more. and if Pen's not on that same page? lol bye

you want me to believe Penelope and Colin are soulmates and it's romance for her to hem and haw about how difficult a decision it is for her to marry a stranger who knows barely anything about her. . .

when Marina was out here dropping banger lines like 'You were the only man with which I could see myself being happy' and 'I do not care about any of these men, where is Colin?'? like hello??? and she wasn't even fully in love with him!!!! but we'll demonize her until the cows come home in our fandom and make her the villain in Polin's love story for DARING to get in between Polin, yet Debling, a white man, is a darling dear perfect prince for getting in between Polin? existing in our fandom solely so Penelope can be like 'lol, Colin ain't shit, let me entertain any and everyone else'?

if that's the direction it goes then, ten toes down and on my mama, she doesn't deserve Colin and she can move because I'm on my way to court him my damn self

and that's that on that

#you know what? lol it's been a bit since i've posted a controversial opinion #tagging it #polin #sorry not sorry i ship polin. . .so i wanna see. . .polin. . .and i'm getting damn sick and tired #of all the bullshit pen/oc pen/other dude theories and stories in the polin tag #and i don't want polin to lose screentime over a frankly bleh male oc #you can't change my mind #if i don't see at least marina's 'you've seen him with the little bridgertons!' level of squee and 'i only want to talk to colin' #levels of devotion then i don't fucking WANT IT!!!!! #yeah definitely try out the marriage market #realize that NO ONE has a good time on the marriage market #try to get over him w/ whomstever #but then be like 'i don't even LIKE this dude where's colin i miss him' about it!!!!! #because otherwise i am not here #i am asleep #and i am courting colin in your place pen #i'm coming for your man #anti debling #if debling has 100 haters i am one of them if he has 10 haters i'm one of them if he has 1 hater i am the hater if he has 0 haters i'm dead #it's incredibly obvious that 'pebling' is half rooted in a revenge storyline fueled by anger at Colin and his complexity #and half a projection of wanting Penelope to have 'choices' because she is a representation and manifestation of the fans themselves #and so people think an OC that can be 'perfect' for them- whoops I mean Pen (because he doesn't have any real depth or interest) #he's a cardboard cutout we can throw whatever you want onto #so we can make him 'perfect' instead of the much more meaningful storyline of pen and colin both being messy and loving each other more #and part of it is bitterness over Polin not being insta-love #which. . .if it was i wouldn't like them as much as i do #anyways y'all ain't slick #and it's fucking WEIRD to be in a fandom that's like 'i ship this couple but i hope she gets with ANYONE else' #maybe you. . .don't ship the couple?? #like. . .to the point of wanting her necklace to be from debling. . .and her wearing it everywhere??? WHAT??

[gayofthefae]

If they can do this

Then this is 100% purposeful

They had to reposition the camera to keep Will in the shot. They did it.

#cinematography #the duffer brothers #i see you and i know what you're doing #you ain't slick (you are) #byler cinematography #ily speech #contrasts

[deathbyfiction]

The anime team totally ships kunigiri don't they

#blue lock #kunigiri #you ain't slick #yall are actually obvious #do you guys know what happens later in the manga #brace yourself

[stormyoceans]

PHORJAI REALLY COMPARED MORK CLEANING DAY'S ROOM TO HIM TRYING TO FIX HER LAPTOP. BACK WHEN HE WAS HITTING ON HER. ARE WE SEEING THIS ARE WE GETTING THIS ARE WE GRASPING THE IMPLICATIONS ARE WE UNDERSTANDING THE INTRICACIES OF THE THING ARE WE

#PHORJAI SAID I KNOW YOUR MOVES MY DUDE YOU AIN'T SLICK #I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP SO MUCH #monica watches last twilight

[moemoemammon]

omg nvm that gyatt😍👐

-foot anon

#daikon spam #I know who you are I saw u #u ain't slick

[emmatmackeys]

#sex education #sexeducationedit #sexededit #maeve wiley #otis milburn #sexeducationsource #netflixedit #sex education netflix #netflix sex education #motis #i have no idea who to tag so enjoy #i know the second kiss takes place after the confession but still funny that s2 motis thought it was just about the clinic #+ s1 moments are moments that have zero shit to do with the clinic so wtf were they playing at? you ain't slick #ANYWAY quite sad that i'm still not over this show #se #otp: of course #*

[itsme-tori]

Mel and Jayce being the two most hated characters will forever be my villain origin story.

#mel merdarda #jayce talis #arcane #y'all ain't slick #I know what you are #nothing but hate in my heart for this foolishness #annoying as fuck God bless #kuro-tori

[death-rebirth-senshi]

I hate for you tabs

#you ain't slick Kamiya I know that's you #I don't even 100% disagree. But also I do #I might not bitch about the plot so much if there weren't so many unskippable cutscenes #I have plenty of gameplay annoyances too

[ask-hector-and-isaac]

Does being Generals of Dracula's army come with any perks?

Isaac: Perks? Perks?! This is the best life we could possibly live!

Hector: We are alive in the first place. Being in Dracula's court... is the only way we have to exist. We owe him everything.

Isaac: And He deemed us worthy to stand by His side! To speak to Him, and make our voices heard!

Hector: We have authority over the rest of the castle as well. No demon is allowed to harm us... not that we can't defend ourselves, in case.

Hector and Isaac: We are free to be ourselves, away from human hatred and prejudice.

#ask hector and isaac #you ain't slick anon #i know what kind of answer you were expecting ;) #anyway. i have thoughts about drac convincing his boys that they're living the best life :) #'convincing' :)

[melonisopod]

Damn, you think gacha games are all evil and predatory? How could you say something so controversial yet so brave? Okay now throw your phone in the ocean. Walk into the woods and abandon civilization. You are free now.

#corine.txt #i don't disagree with the statement just there's been a huge uptick in these kind of posts #that really just translate to ''i'm a little hater who has no real criticism for a game that actually did something different'' #we all know it's not about the games being bad it's about backlash to the lcb hype #you ain't slick

[lovepurplequeen]

This precious video was release one year ago. 

#Klay Thompson #Steph Curry #Steph/klay #Basketball Husbands #Baby boo #11 #30 #Posting this to get over the lost against the Nets #Not surprise Klay forgets birthdays #How does Klay know that Steph is a loud individual? #Huh Klay? Where and how Steph was loud around you? #Steph said he would much rather watch Klay's reality show #You ain't slick Steph #Lets talk about Steph bitchy face at 1:23-1:24 mark he is such a sassy bitch #I bet he makes that face when he is not getting what he wants from Klay #Klay being the good hubby give bitchy sassy Steph exactly what he wants #Of course he should b/c Klay can never say no to his sassy bitch hubby b/c he loves him so much

[liutheri]

  leaving a crime scene is harder than one might think , because you never truly leave it. more accurately , it never truly leaves you. he’s seen it all in his time — throats cut , faces smashed , entrails strewn across the sidewalk. bodies mangled so badly , they hardly seem human. after all these years , he’s learned to stomach it more easily.

  but the surviving victims? the families of the deceased? they're not so lucky. the atrocities he witnesses day in and day out are something only a small fraction of the population ever has to see , and those that do are never the same , left to mourn and remember their loved ones with a final memory often being a smear on the wall.

  missing persons cases , however , rarely end with such blatant carnage , assuming they end at all. dark eyes settle briefly on the untouched cup of coffee laid out on the table before her , now room temperature at best with how long they've been questioning one another ; he , with inquiries about her relationship to the victim , and she , with almost accusatory demands as to why she's being involved with the ongoing investigation. he's taking his own cup black tonight in preparation for a long night of paperwork.

  in short? he doesn't trust her. doesn't like her vibe. what john luther lacks in social graces , he more than makes up for in perception , and there's something about her ' mourning friend ' act that rubs him the wrong way , leaves him with an itch deep in his skull that he can't quite scratch.

@talyonis : ' i used to believe in justice. '

  he nods thoughtfully , lips parting as though he's poised to speak , but says nothing for several seconds. ❛❛ s' an easy thing to give up on , innit? ❜❜ an outside perspective might say he's being understanding , almost sympathetic. any other time , he might be. ❛❛ after losin' your best mate 'n all. and when the police work for months and turn up nothin' , well . . . ❜❜ his gaze fixes on her calmly , studying even the most miniscule of movements. ❛❛ i think , sometimes . . . people find their own justice. ❜❜

#i am.. very much hoping i interpreted her backstory correctly. #john's over here like ''mm you ain't slick i know your type'' #and honestly? he would be understanding of the murder. #sorta. kinda. he'd still want to turn her in tho lmao. #because that's just who he is. #the whole ''cool motive still murder'' debate. #tho he's been known to make an exception or two. very rarely. #talyonis #inbox tbt.

[the-golden-ghost]

My favorite Lupin Series Thing is when the villain of the week is like “LUPIN we have STOLEN the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE prepared to DO BATTLE if you EVER want to SEE THEM AGAIN” and then it’s anyone’s guess whether they kidnapped Fujiko, Jigen or Goemon

#Lupin III #'we know you're dating all your partners Lupin. you ain't slick' #I mean it's USUALLY Fujiko but it's been the other two at least a few times and that's hilarious #idk if it's ever been Zenigata but probably at least once

[the-grim-heaper]

Minamimoto Sho...He's quite Fun to be around! At first, he was surprisingly Intimidating, though I successfully made him Faint and now he must be Terrified of me. Like a Cute, Little Noise. Perhaps I should Threaten to Lick his Eyes Again...

"NO, FUCK NO."

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, YOU DAMN ANGEL!"

#//HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHO THIS IS HE'S GOING TO RUN #::answered #pureposer #you ain't slick