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A Night to Remember

(Feat. GN!MC and Mammon)

(Warning: Mild NSF/W)

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#self reblog

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Liz says trans rights!

#elsa's top surgery is in progress

[moemoemammon]

You’re such a cute little gremlin I’d put you in a jar and summon you like Pokémon

I'm extremely allergic to being summoned and if you do it I'll age 72 years

#getting all the shitposts outta the way before I get into the requests #daikon spam

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hi there, how are you doing today?

#like this #this is positive btw #I'll let you decipher it yourself

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Fam, you're 25?! I thought you were my age!

H how old are you this tells me nothing.,,,,

#are you also 87 or

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can you draw? if you can pls draw something and show us. if you cant pls draw something and show us. pretty please.

Yeah I draw

Here too

#daikon art #hell yea brother

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OKAY I KNOW YOU HAVE A JAR BUT-

Cmon “I like watching the bar go up” is so mammon😭

Listen, green bar SO sexy and I cannot deny the allure of money.

#I'll never beat the mammon allegations #first he steals my birthday then he steals my virg-

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Bro I ask this with a genuine curiosity bc I literally don't know what it means but what does "bastards dni" mean?

Basically a deterrent for unpleasant people! Anyone who can't read the rules and be normal? DNI.

#no bastards allowed except mammon and Levi and Lucifer and Asmo and #daikon talks

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YOU’RE 25?!?! SINCE WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE 19

I'm actually turning 87 this year 🤗🥰💞

#fetch me my walker pls grandson

[moemoemammon]

#obey me #obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me! shall we date? #shall we date? obey me! #shall we date obey me

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Okay fine I'll start writing again

#daikon talks #fiiiiiine #I've got time now cuz I'm a bachelor babyyyyy

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Do you think Lucifer would be offended if he caught mc listening to Christian R&B

#listening to a playlist rn and it's kinda fire #but I also think if I gave Lucifer one of my earbuds he’d turn to dust #obey me lucifer #obey me!

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old man daikon . . . what is your wisdom

Make sure you moisturize new wounds often so they don't scar

#daikon's words o wisdom

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all of us get to slap levi's cute ass for gacha & we all slap that jiggly booty like our lives depend on it. he lets everyone do it equally so don't show off, daikon 🥺 you arent any more special than we are!!! 🥺

#y'all just be sayin stuff to me.... #I cry so much forever... #the jiggle physics on that thing tho

[moemoemammon]

I slapped a man's ass for gacha

so I started playing "What in Hell is Bad?" and,

#what in hell is bad #daikon talks

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so I started playing "What in Hell is Bad?" and,

#delete later

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I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

#self reblog #obey me lucifer