#yodels

[vellichorom]

I think you're one of the funniest tumblrs I have ever seen!

I really love what you do on your blog!

Keep up the good work!

HIOIUUUHHHHHG THANK YOU.... ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I'M SO VERY GLAD YOU GET A KICK OUT OF THE DUMB SHIT I DO AROUND HERE OUGH

#anonymous #inbox #YODELS #the funniest tumblr huh...... that's a first..... #I THINK I'M FUNNY BUT MY HUMOR'S SKEWED METHINK & NOBODY'S EVER SAID I'M THE FUNNIEST.... #that's very very nice :3 #funnyman twinkie is on the rise pack your fucking bags uhhhh neil ciceriga or

[flatstarcarcosa]

my suffering will be endless and know no bounds.

#txt.txt #yodels #anyway onto the trench for now. #it's been a hot min since i read the books i may pull them off my shelf i wont lie

[killbaned]

how cruel of my copy of the crisis core remake to get here four days early. it's a work night. i feel like absolute garbage. i cannot start this fucking game right now.

i want to slam this chip into this switch so hard it breaks the sound barrier.

#yodels #also the synergy of my first console/hanheld being a psp and the first game for it being crisis core #and then one of the first games for my switch also being crisis core ;;;;; #at least i can finish it this time!!! my psp umd broke and i never got to finish it :(

[stinkrascal]

holy shit i jsut had an idea

#cowboy. COWBOY #an oc is about to get cowboyed #cowtheyed? #cowthey #SNARLS #YODELS

[shiningsilverarmor]

“...alright.

Let’s get started, shall we? It’s important to strengthen one’s bond by a bit of chit chatting, silly gossip, and having.. strong connections. 

Unless you’re worried I may find something new about you.” 

#ic #YODELS

[nateslehky]

my favorite ao3 author posted again and as far as i'm aware they do not have a tumblr so i must take it upon myself to sing their praises and act as their marketing director:

think about it all the time by swedishsnail is a short, sweet little amnesia natecale fic with absolute perfect characterization of both nate and cale. made me squeal and smile and laugh out loud and i highly, highly recommend it :)

#YODELS #i love them sm #fic rec #natecale #men's hockey rpf #hockey rpf #hrpf

[paynnincorporated]

screaming over these bits of paynn family lore omg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Extremely amused by how my version of Zulay is the complete opposite of this 😂😂😂😂

“Word is more redeemable than he seems” sdlfkjndsfg. What if... canon him feels irredeemable... or any redemption would be unsatisfying...... XD welp.

#dragon booster #dragon booster lore #yodels

[doctorstantzy]

ray’s head tilted to the side, eyes narrowed in thought. he was trying to calculate how to get the star on the top of their tree to straighten, but it was proving to be nearly impossible. “hey, honey... come look at this star... is it crooked or is it me?”

@kctschke​ liked for a thing!!!

#kctschke #;lasjdf;oajiso;dfijaef #yodels

[screamformemore]

#.𝘐'𝘮 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘦. ♥♫♪ [[ᴍᴀɴɴᴇʀɪꜱᴍꜱ]] ♫♪♥ #YODELS

[luckystarman]

add me on. discord

#amber rambles #Yodels

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[bitbrumal]

                                                                                    CONTINUED               @galactia​   ↤   always accepting    ::   RANDOM / XMAS   ↩

Zhongli presents Kaeya with a gift, folded beneath a covering of fabric. It is a set of clothing, personally commissioned, sewn of the finest Liyuese materials. The shirt is sheer black, loose and elegant at the sleeves and tapered at the waist, soft and breathable. The coat to accompany it is white, dusted in inlayed golden designs that resemble fractals of ice and snow. The buttons are polished granite, flecked with gold, and the stitching that weaved its image together was black. With it is a cape, split to allow for it to drape over Kaeya's shoulders and leave his arms free, but its collars is close and around the shoulders and neck is fur enough to keep him warm, even in the winters of Mond.

With this fine suit, is a smaller box. Inside is a stone, no larger than a coin, smooth and gleaming. Its amber depths glitter such black and orange it nearly shines iridescent, and over its surface are expertly carved, in Liyue script, the symbols for protection, security, and safety. "You deserve fine things." Zhongli breathes, and as he presents this, a far smaller token, he adds, "And this, which I formed from a piece of Cor Lapis from the mountains of Guyun Stone forest, is something so you might remember my affections, even while apart."

 With steady fingers, the god led Kaeya's fingertips over the carved impressions, "This, is a promise of protection. While this, a blessing of safety. And the last, a seal of security."

KAEYA  you deserve fine things - none of which he can be compensated for. at least, not in the... proportionate sense.          funny how hard it can be not to feel cheap. a line up of confrontations with the fact of this: how harsh, how hollow, how acrid kaeya is. there isn’t much to gift to, or to respond with. not here, where anything more than honesty defeats the point.

another gift beyond his value; another instance of his fingers closing around something craved for what it means. even if expressed in only monetary terms, this states value. kaeya nearly bites through his lip as he lets himself take it. the bills are stacking up. he’s no lasting intention to pay.                             if zhongli intends for this to be a partnership                        he can be trusted to know what it takes—no? pre-empt the breaking point of generosity’s impulse meeting the brick wall of exhaustion. those millennia are supposed to be good for something. 

              a promise of protection

      a blessing of safety

a seal of security

ah... & they’ve moved on to matters of divine protection. kaeya’s eyes are glued to the colour of zhongli’s eyes - but safer, & less meaningful.

                    “bold words,” it is a low grumble. “have you not noticed,” t h i c k, voice of silk ripping across the gravel of emotion. he’d not intended to bare this today, but zhongli makes- zhongli... it’s not an opportunity to squander, no matter what. “how thoroughly you are writ into my being?”        not the right words. sure, get it wrong. why not. by now the truth has become so wrung out it is misshapen even when uttered into daylight. “i cannot forget. regardless how much i enjoy your reminders.”

          perhaps the emotion isn’t unworthy. ( i’m going to need this beyond its expiration date. ) it is TERROR.

ah, fuck. what it means to be loved by a god indeed- although kaeya remains hard-pressed to believe a mere god would forfeit so much of its time just by dint of its nature.     now, if they were to discuss individual nature...                      but this is his god, so it does not matter what the others are like. ( not until he needs them &, with the courage of the bitterly damned, will try the one thing that has worked. to likely less satisfactory results. but that’s what make-belief is for. )

            THE ONLY SECURITY I NEED YOU’VE ALREADY GIVEN ME — a promise carved into his own flesh. a day that won’t be forgot until he forgets himself.

the amber of zhongli’s eyes is of the stone that is slipped, delicately, into the pressure under his corset. under his blouse - tucked right below the sharp point of a cleavage’s v. it nudges into his breastbone like a stomach ache, & he smiles.

         “dress me in your colours,” it’s not that the gift isn’t appreciated, when laid firmly aside. no, he’s rather fond of being spoiled- “recognise me in your blood,” that chiselled jaw cupped by greedy fingers that card into his hair to grip it, “drown me in your scent.” the stroke of his cheek along the bare column of another’s warm throat. when he hums it is closer to a growl: 3 different kinds of excitement / all satisfaction.      his claws are always out, when embracing this one.                          everything pales in comparison to t h i s:

                 that this motherfucker is his.

#ic #galactia #with: galactia #rp ✦ kaeya #yodels #kaeya vc: yes thank you i love marks of ownership #on that note where's my hickey bitch #HE'S GETTING USED TO IT. TO BEING ZHONGLI'S... ZHONGLI BEING HIS. #not to everything about it but to the fact itself. it's remarkably joyous to begin to... accept its continuation? hm. #anyway u made a boy very happy #nasty lil boy who'll sink his claws in deep & not let zhongli go until he's shown him every corner of the bedroom c: #HE AIN'T GOT ZHONGLI'S STAMINA BUT HIS LVL OF SKILL SHOULD LET HIM UNMAKE HIM MUCH QUICKER SO HMMM more at ten

[adrielrook]

I know I’m not the first to have thought about this but I had to draw Hickory as a half goat troll!

If the Country trolls are half horses then it would just make sense for the Yodelers (who should live on the mountains even in the Trolls world) to be half goats, life would be easier for them too! We also saw that he and his brother Dickory are exceptional runners, they were faster than the Country trolls and were strong enough to pull a considerable weight too (Poppy, Branch, Biggie, Mr Dinkles, I know he isn’t that heavy but he was there, and the prison door) even if Hickory showed some fatigue he didn’t stop. And I don’t know maybe any troll could have done that, but I still like to think it has something to do with their genetics!

All this aside I obviously love his canon yodeler appearance, he’s adorable! He as a Country troll is incredibly handsome I have to admit it I can’t lie, he really can pull both cute and hot (lol)

#trolls world tour #trolls #trolls fanart #trolls hickory #dreamworks trolls #half goat hickory #he so cute #character study #kind of #fanart #sketch #digital art #rip the quality #satyrs #satyr #satyr yodeler trolls

[killbaned]

need to feed dogs and also myself but that means. getting back Up.

#yodels

[milkywayes]

(his spurs are caught on each other. he'll never be able to get up)

#mass effect #mass effect garrus #femshep #shakarian #mass effect fanart #I'm so relieved I can draw again #I had a pose reference for this. I saw it and yodeled basically #so here you all go it's done! #lineart practice so no fancy rendering #milkyart

[felassan]

the other day it was the spring equinox here which means it's now spring. next season, Summer 2024, is when Dragon Age: Dreadwolf will be "fully revealed" ☀️🏖️🌊

#dragon age: dreadwolf #dragon age 4 #the dread wolf rises #da4 #dragon age #bioware #video games #it was also said that they would have more to share in the “approach” to summer 2024 ! the time is Near [yodels] #someone please hold my hand