oh i almost forgot. slade and i's anniversary is somewhere around this week. ish.
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You’ve started to look like your f/o.
Not physically, but you’ve picked up some of their habits. Their nervous ticks, what they do with their hands. Little mannerisms that make others go “you’ve been spending too much time around them”.
They’ve done the same, mirroring some of your actions. It’s the art of noticing, wondering why and then incorporating it into the things they do because it’s something that you do, and it’s something that reminds them of you every day.
Pro/ship dni pls
Dividers by @.saradika-graphics
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who up taking selfship comms i could squeeze out some money for one. i guess Ten Years is a milestone huh.
oh i almost forgot. slade and i's anniversary is somewhere around this week. ish.
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oh i almost forgot. slade and i's anniversary is somewhere around this week. ish.
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[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine
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free my man. He did all of that and will continue to do even worse, probably
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to date i trapped @dadbodsandbots with sam bc like i knew exactly what i was doing when i showed her a picture of felix that also had sam in it. that was INTENTIONAL. and then i trapped her again with bob although that was a general bait trap she barreled into like rufus after a hot dog.
i got @jackals-ships with billy ratboy russo.
i helped @one-winged-dreams trap himself with knull.
i pspspspsp'd @hoppinkiss into making an entire yautja bf by simply refusing to shut up about Yautja Sexy.
i am unstoppable. Begin Acceptance Of Your Reese Assigned Blorbos.
i need to become popular in the selfship community so my clout can be related to being a fucking menace that keeps trapping people with horrifically accurate blorbos.
none of you will be safe from me. you get a man. you get a man. you get a woman. you get a monster. there's some robots around here too i'm sure.
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some of the plot points in this series are so fucking unhinged. dune messiah ends with paul getting blinded and going "aight ima head out" and just absconding into the desert.
nine years later a suspiciously similar blind man shows back up specifically to tell everyone how evil paul was.
everyone basically responds with "oh hey paul we thought you were dead" to which he insists "NO I'M NOT PAUL."
from my understanding, bc now this happens farther than i've read, eventually paul has a run in with his son and it's just
"dad we know it's you"
"no it's not"
"dad-"
"haha yeah okay you got me."
wait shut up i just realized w the rumors that they're gonna do a movie version of dewn messiah that's going to be so funny. these first two movies already created the worst discourse i've ever seen (i only finally watched them and started the books bc i have a mental list of Movies/Books People Are Really Annoying About And I Want To Know Why) and like
i found out w the first book that there was discourse about the second book when it came out in the 70s. i've been thinking this whole time the dewn discourse is because media literacy is cooked but like no. some people have just always had rocks for brains. social media just means we see more of it.
even better: please GOD let there be people alive that encountered the original discourse when the new discourse starts. i so badly wanna edit that one NGE 4chan screenshot preemptively.
>>is paul a bad guy?
>>you cunts have been arguing about this for 50 years.
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wait shut up i just realized w the rumors that they're gonna do a movie version of dewn messiah that's going to be so funny. these first two movies already created the worst discourse i've ever seen (i only finally watched them and started the books bc i have a mental list of Movies/Books People Are Really Annoying About And I Want To Know Why) and like
i found out w the first book that there was discourse about the second book when it came out in the 70s. i've been thinking this whole time the dewn discourse is because media literacy is cooked but like no. some people have just always had rocks for brains. social media just means we see more of it.
even better: please GOD let there be people alive that encountered the original discourse when the new discourse starts. i so badly wanna edit that one NGE 4chan screenshot preemptively.
>>is paul a bad guy?
>>you cunts have been arguing about this for 50 years.
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i need to become popular in the selfship community so my clout can be related to being a fucking menace that keeps trapping people with horrifically accurate blorbos.
none of you will be safe from me. you get a man. you get a man. you get a woman. you get a monster. there's some robots around here too i'm sure.
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my brain is so big and sexy hollywood couldn't handle the dishonored movie that lives in my head but more importantly @futurewife PSPSPS COME LOOK AT THIS BOX. IT'S A SAFE BOX I PROMMY. YOU TRUST ME AND THIS MAN SHAPED BOX-
fuck holy shit
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also for a mf that still hasn't finished the last dh2 mission bc i kept getting my ass beat and also hasn't played doto yet i do sure join in on shit talking doto huh
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i mentioned to a friend a while back that if we lived in a world where we could trust hollywood to make video game movies that didn't suck shit a dishonored one could fuck severely and also oscar isaac would be a baller corvo and now i'm marathoning both dune movies since i started reading the books and actually understand what the fuck is happening this time and ykw
josh brolin as daud. he could absolutely be a mf that kills a bitch in front of her daughter and then turns around months later to rescue said daughter from the dead woman's evil cult running half sister before fucking off to live in a cabin never to be seen again.
and then you know coming back to have a fist fight with god a decade later but we're not discussing that right now.
fuck holy shit
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fuck holy shit
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STOP BEING FREAKS YOU'RE SCARING THE HOES!!!
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