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aha-chuu · 9 months
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Here's the thing. "Renheng but Blade is immortal and nothing goes wrong" goes totally against the themes set up in HSR. But it's so fucking funny.
So, Dan Feng loves Yingxing whatever. They decide to make Yingxing immortal together and then BAM no one finds out (so no big crime to be arrested for) but there's two ways to play it. Either they have to slowly gaslight everyone into believing YX was a long life species this whole time, or they have to somehow pretend this is not YX, this is some other 100% naturally immortal dude and Dan Feng just has the Most specific type ever, to the point that he basically got his exes twin but immortal with a cooler haircut.
And with the gaslighting idea - I think it could work. No one's gonna notice that YX isn't aging for at least a few years, probably more since everyone they know is long-life and they likely have a warped perception of how regular aging works. So DF & YX just gotta wait like 5-10 years, slowly dropping hints that "oh yeah can't wait till our 150th anniversary!!" And Jing Yuan is like "... Hmm is that normal? That's probably normal?".
Cos also. Who's gonna mention it? Like it's gonna take so long for anyone to notice, is Jingliu gonna eventually sit them down like "you did a big sin didn't you" and then YX and DF just play dumb: "what??? Jingliu what are you on about? Is Mara eating all your memories of YX definitely being immortal this whole time?" So that's not good for Jingliu's mental health but whatever.
Anyway so Dan Feng and Yingxing have successfully scammed everyone but DF is still definitely the High Elder and absolutely no one wants him to be dating this guy. Also the dragon heart is missing cos it's in YX's chest and surely the Preceptors would check up on that? Like a renewal service? Some sort of 200-year check-up? Does DF have to take his bf with him so the aura is nearby? It's just a game of "how dumb are these guys?" Until all those preceptors reincarnate into ones who DF can convince "oh no the High Elder is supposed to give the dragon heart to their beloved. Yeah it's a ritual. Oh the immortality uh no Yingxing had that forever obviously".
Eventually YX is gonna get stabbed and he's definitely more immortal than everyone else. More gaslighting ensues probably, cos otherwise it's like?? He's just an abundance monstrosity (Jingliu is seeing red rn) and Jing Yuan has sussed it out at this point but yknow he likes YX; he prefers him being alive than dead. Jingliu is gonna stab YX for being an undying monstrosity and JY steps in - "nooo don't you know I mean ig your parents never told you but if uhhhh you suck enough dragon dick this is totally normal -" and anyway Sanctus Medicus get a lil fetishy sex crazed from that conspiracy theory.
Then later DF has to be reborn which is sad, but I like to think YX just takes like. A gap year from their relationship. He's a divorced old man he deserves a mid life crisis while DH gets the "plss don't fall in love this idiot guy again" speech from the other Vidyadhara but it's working like reverse psychology, DH is all "pshh I'm way too put-together for that!!" And anyway YX is still a hot piece of ass so DH fails immediately.
One day DH gets a dream memory about the whole sinning part of their relationship and has to come to terms with That™ meanwhile YX is sipping a mimosa while he's having a moral dilemma. "No babe it's fine it's like. Yeah it is a hellish sin but it's cute that you're so worried about it. No they can't try us for crimes we did so long ago don't worry" meanwhile JY is still dealing with the paperwork nightmare from YX's birth certificate definitely not being that of a long-life person's but ehh.
Basically fluffy unproblematic renheng where no one gets amnesiaed or tortured is great and good even if it laughs in the face of canon.
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minkyrats · 3 months
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a happy wedding party
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hohohoibu · 5 months
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🌕
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anxiescape · 6 months
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The story of Yingyue's birth is a fun one, but don't ask Wukong to tell it. He'd probably spend the whole time simping over his ex (but not divorced) husband's boobs or something.
Also, Yingyue is fine. She just had a tough time with Lady Bone Demon and she's tuckered out. 🥺
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viople · 8 months
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Matching braces... matching earrings...
Mmm yes, they were lovers such good friends.
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cloud-player · 8 months
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the aeons eating popcorn and watching renheng: girldinner
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soarien · 3 months
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please dance with me one last time
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hematomes · 8 months
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it's kind of beyond me that people still deny the massive lore between blade/dan heng and yingxing/dan feng when it's been at the core of honkai star rail literally since we left belobog. i don't care if you don't ship it but you can't deny the staggering amount of canon material and the writers' efforts to bypass the censorship
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cloud-hymn · 30 days
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The fact that there are about a million different people who have written in depth analyses explaining all the ways in which Blade and Dan Heng are very blatantly queer coded by hyv yet half of star rail fans will still argue that they’re not or even worse hit you with the “DF and YX are but DH and Blade aren’t” as if that would even be possible given just how intrinsically tied together DF, DH, YX, and Blade are
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bombyixmori · 9 months
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Ffs just say they had gay sex and let’s move on
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hyenashark · 9 months
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tfw your lover has moved onto his next life but you’re trapped in immortality
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willows-arts · 8 months
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HSR AU(s) for Moon! It was bound to happen lol
She gets two bc she’s a Vidyadhara! Meiyu is her past incarnation, Yingyue is her current one. She’s an attendant of Bailu, and would probably be an Ice Harmony character!
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minkyrats · 3 months
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a taboo closeness
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hohohoibu · 7 months
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Distant memories
(His jp voice>>>>>>>>>>>>)
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anxiescape · 10 months
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It’s a million bajillion degrees and I’m currently suffering from heatstroke, so writing is confusing and drawing is confusing and everything is confusing.
So, uhh, here’s a cute little character that @amalgamorph​ and I made. We were gonna wait until her story was a little more developed to share her but uhh i don’t feel good and i wanna be productive so here you go
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This is Princess Yingyue!
Who are her parents? Well, I’ll tell you. 😈
I have a one-shot that takes place later in Stargaze. Here’s the scene:
Wukong is hosting a party on Flower Fruit Mountain for the sages, as per usual. It’s a party to celebrate something or other, so they bring him gifts. Peng, the jokester that they are, thought it would be really funny to gift Wukong a bottle of pregnancy water from the Mother-Child River in the Kingdom of Women. They all laughed (except for Liu’er who’s a little confused), and the party continued.
Later, when they’re all sufficiently drunk, they decide to hold a drinking contest (because that makes sense 🙄). Peng, who really is very drunk and not thinking straight, thinks it would be hilarious to slip the water into Wukong’s wine. Surely Wukong would catch it before drinking it. Right? And then they can all laugh again and move on.
Right?
Wrong.
Wukong is super drunk at this point, but he’s trying to beat DBK. So he asks Liu’er to drink his cup for him, claiming that it still counts. Liu’er teases him for being a lightweight, and downs the drink before anyone can say anything.
Well, frick.
Peng, Yellowtusk, and Azure (who also knew what Peng did and tried to convince them it was a terrible idea) all look at one another like “👁️👄👁️”, and silently agree to take this to the grave. Surely nothing will come of this, right? Maybe pregnancy water doesn’t work on celestial monkeys. They all go to bed, and in the morning Liu’er looks just the same. The water is suppose to cause pregnancy and birth within three days, so if he looks the same, then surely it didn’t work, and no one will ever know.
Wrong. It just took longer to work.
Anyway, long story short, Liu’er is pregnant (woohoo mpreg, gosh i’m tired and i wanna go to bed). Neither of the monkeys know how this happened, and Wukong proudly starts proclaiming that it’s his kid, because, y’know... 👀
Long story short, pregnancy shenanigans, cute moments, sad moments, drama, and a very traumatic birth result in the adorable baby Yingyue, who got a lot of her powers from her mama. Papa? Birth giver.
Wukong dubs her Princess of Flower Fruit Mountain, and they all live happily ever after.
Until the pilgrim journey.
Oh dear.
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Anyway, here’s a cute sketch of the happy family! Once I feel better, I will fix it up and make it look nice, but until then here you go.
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okay i’m gonna go pass out again or somethin don’t @ me
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fsgw · 2 months
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My love, mine and only mine ⭐🌙
Happy Valentine with my new obsession! Yingxing and Dan Feng. I don't have anything interesting to say 💀
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