#yes ma’am 🫡

[dorindameddler]

Shadowheart rolled a 3 with advantage on domming lae’zel lmao

#even used thaumaturgy and lae’zel was just like. weak shit. get on your knees #yes ma’am 🫡

[seraqhites]

Get in the server

so bossy

#rubi answers ૮ • ﻌ ა #ivy baby ⋆｡° ✮ #yes ma’am 🫡

[xthescarletbitch]

rule number ten: shut the fuck up.

#yes ma’am 🫡 #i can’t stop thinking about this #she said it so perfectly #far cry 6 #dani rojas #dani rojas fc6

[writers-ex]

YOU JUST DID NOT-

JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES YOU BOTH ALREADY.

#ryuttaeng.txt #hannie.txt #yes ma’am 🫡

[starstriix]

in order to me not eating your drawings legs, i require JOCK ART 👹👹👹

GOD PLEASE TAKE THIS FOR NOW

#total drama #tdroti #jockjockjock #td jock #td brick #td jo #YES MA’AM🫡

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

Short on the sides, longer on top is the best dyke haircut imo. She can rub the back of my head like I’m a cat AND grab the bit on top to pull me in closer.

#nothing got me saying ‘yes ma’am 🫡’ like having my hair pulled #mine

[steveyockey]

gwendolyn brooks understands how to start a fucking poem

#okay ma’am yes ma’am 🫡 #poetry #gwendolyn brooks

[the-quasar-hero]

The Lore: Lilith purposefully seduced Inarius so that they could create Sanctuary and human beings. She tricked him into this.

What I chose to hear: Inarius fumbled the bag with one bad bih and has been a dickhead about it ever since.

#personally I wouldn’t have fumbled Lilith. if she asked me to help her end the Enternal Conflict I’d be like: Yes ma’am 🫡 #Diablo iv

[hunybody]

the BEST part of kanej (other than their tantalus tortured by burning desire schtick) is that she says ‘shape up or i bounce’ and then he DOES.

#he’s like yes ma’am 🫡🥴 #and frankly they’re both iconic for it. #my posts #shadow and bone

[morganaspendragonss]

i am. quaking over sue’s authoritative voice. 😳

#taskmaster #like. yes ma’am 😳🫡

[bucatinibucatini]

so i tested positive for covid today. which. is bad. but that means i’ll be spending the rest of the week in my bed which is the comfiest coziest sweetest of slumber inducing sleep slapping ooo ooo ah ahh bed with all the right number of blankies and stuffies and cozies to be the perfect bed so. that is good

#really not happy about the covid but trying to see the POSITIVE #i literally had therapy a couple hours after i tested which is good cause i was spiraling #my therapist was like well ur as safe as u could be and now u know and ur isolated u couldn’t have done anything differently #so stop being guilty right now #and i was like yes ma’am 🫡 #talking to myself

[a-concert-just-for-me]

I’ve been in such a good mood the last few days I feel like I’m legitimately in the twilight zone

#jess rambles #y’all I CLEANED yesterday. me. CLEANED. #I told my therapist that I can’t even fully enjoy it because I know it’s going to crash eventually and she’s like yeah probably. #but make the most of it #Ma’am yes ma’am 🫡 #I’ll do my best #still stressed but it doesn’t feel world-ending #also she said I have such a good sense of humor and I’m still riding that high thank you very much #I need this new mood stabilizer we added to please keep me like this #I’m on a low dose of it now but we’re gonna bump it up a little after a week #I’m collecting meds like Pokémon #as long as it doesn’t make me as zooted as I was on that 450 mg Wellbutrin I don’t care LMAO #that shit was wild #anyway I have devolved from the point and overshared enough #how was y’all’s day

[notjanine]

first day of my dietetic internship ➡️ first day of my first rd job

#she works at the hospital and i love her #she has a little vest that says THERAPY DOG with a big button that says PLEASE PET ME! #yes ma’am! 🫡

[kelgorath]

#destiny 2 #right after this she’s like PLUNGE YOUR BLADE INTO MY DEPTHS 😩 #like yes ma’am 🫡

[glitchydyke]

AMANDA IS SO HOT ITS INSANE

#holding a knife up asking ‘are you gonna behave’ YES MA’AM 🫡 #AND THE OUTFIT GOD. WOMAN. FUCKING HELL #mj watches saw

[lizzy-bennet]

simultaneously giggling and kicking my feet over your tags (and the euphoria of being known) and waving a white flag in oscar isaac's direction, sir please

askjkjfds my thought process literally went:

hello sir 👀 

has nym seen this? has nym seen oscar in a miguel shirt?? is she on the floor??? someone check on her. 

hello sir 👀

#elvira ma’am thank you for your service 🫡 #also I just want to add: curls. #i see any photo of oscar isaac’s curls and my brain just short circuits and #starts quoting shampoo commercial-esque buzzwords like: lush! dreamy! perfectly tousled! #anyway yes I haven’t sent across the spider verse yet but I instantly thought of you <3 #asks