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madebyrolo · 2 months

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Goosebumps

Rafe Cameron x reader

She/her

summary: becoming parents in toppers parents room.

warnings: smut, alcohol and drugs.

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7:30

The clock read in Rafes truck. Y/n and Rafe were on their way to a Toppers party. She was wearing a black mini skirt and a grey tube top paird with small boots and Rafe with a black t shirt and grey cargo pants with grey dunks.

They soon arrived to the house, colored lights beaming through the window, Travis Scott blasting loud enough you can hear it from down the street.

As Rafe parked in the driveway, he got out opening the door for his girlfriend. Giving her a hand as he helped her down and out the car leading them both inside. They went up stairs meeting up with Topper, Kelce greeting one another. They sat in a more secluded room, with just them and random people in the corner doing lines. They had a bottle passing it around amongst them getting the party started.

"So where's Sarah?" Y/n asked after not seeing her

"She dumped his ass for a pouge" Kelce laughed taking a hit from his vape

"Damn that's tough man. I thought you would've lasted longer than the rest" she giggled while taking a shot.

"With John b too" Rafe added

"Wait isnt his father yk... like.." y/n motioned a knife slitting her throat.

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"Yes he's gonna soon end up like his old man if his friend don't stop tryna start shit." He said with pure venom

“Chill out Topper, beside her lost. You were my favorite, you’re kind, sweet and a hell of a golf player” she praised him

"Thank you y/n i appreciate..." he said looking down twiddling his thumbs

"Hey hey no tears! We're at your fucking party man. You have many girls around take your pick. Get your mind off of her and hella maybe even fall in love." She said rasing her hands

"Yea Top, maybe their drunk enough not to think it though" Kelce told topper earning a hit the back of his head.

“Come on let’s get get shit faced” Rafe said getting up and the rest following him.

They soon joined the party down stairs taking shots with groups of people. Y/n grabbed the pink plastic shot glass filled with Don Julio, and a piece of lime. She tilts her head up letting the tequila slowly go down her throat burning every crevice then sucking the lime between her lips. While Rafe talked with his buddies y/n headed to the kitchen to fix herself a drink. She grabbed the Malibu bottle took a shot for herself put at least 4 in a red solo cup, then added 1 part pineapple juice and another part cranberry making a “pink pirate”.

She headed to a different room, filled with random strangers until the alcohol sets in. After she finished her drink she was finally buzzed, she started dancing with the girls hyping each other up and cracking drunk jokes soon become party besties. The smell of weed and alcohol filled their nose and the strobe lights, smoke, and alcohol affected their vision. Everyone in their fantastical drunken haze.

A couple minutes passed by and Rafe realized y/n wasn’t in the room, so he left and went to go find her. He searched room from room soon finding her on the 1st floor next to the kitchen. He spots her with girls he did not recognize as her friends. Y/n was grinding up on one of them her hands through her hair and eyes closed smiling feeling the rhythm. He watched her closely making sure there wasn’t anything too crazy going on, although he wouldn’t mind watching he knew how drunk y/n was for her to be like this.

His eyes took in every inch of her. The way her breasts slowly were peaking out her shirt, the skirt riding up her thighs with her ass barely out. Her hair fell perfectly on the sides of her face and a drunken smile plastered her face. Her body moved perfectly with the beat of the music, sliding into the other girl's frame, with her hands on y/n hips. If they were both in the right mind state he would be insanely jealous right now.

Y/n starting taking more shots with the girls, he watched as her tounge swiped against another girls shoulder as they placed salt on it, downing her shot following with some juice being poured down her throat by another. Rafe soon joined in, he walked towards his girlfriend grabbing and pulling her by the waist engulfing her in a soft yet heated kiss. The other girls were cheering them on offering him a shot. One of the girls grabbed the shot shaker and made y/n lean back before dumping a bit on her boobs. With that, he did what she did.

He looked at her with lust in his eyes, sending a smirk before putting his face down on her breast. He kissed them before sliding his tongue slowly across them licking up the salt. The feeling of Rafes mouth touching her sent goosebumps down her body like a little virgin. He soon downs the shot like water, demanding another doing it all over again.

Soon the whole room goes back to their little dance party after many shots. Rafe and Y/n dancing together, chest to chest with y/n grinding on his leg. His hands on her ass holding her against him as they star at each other with a playful smirk plastered on Rafes face. He starts kissing her going down to her neck leaving small bites that will definitely leave a mark for her to cover up tomorrow. Y/n tugging his hair with his face deep in her neck, his breath and wet kissing making her let out small groans out her lips.

He lets go soon letting her dance freely. He gets a hold of a blunt, and join a group of dudes in the corner talking about their sports and their cars and guy things while their girlfriends dance with each other.

But Rafe could not stop staring as his girl. The way her body flowed with the music, her ass grinding on another girl, the way her hair fell on her face perfectly and her sweat made her body glisten as the lights hit her.

Y/n looked up locking eyes with Rafe. The stone cold look on his face that was pleased yet with a hint of jealousy. Y/n grabbed the girls hands and touched her body, guiding the hands all over her. Eyes locked with Rafes. She smiled while his jaw clenched while he smiled.

Soon the other guys staring paying attention to the two girls, borderline porn fantasies playing right in front of them. One of the dudes managed their way behind the other girl so now it was 3 of them grinding eachother. They soon passed y/n a shot and placing the salt once again on the girls breast. Rafe watched the scene unfold as the boys and girls watched in hunger with more cheering with the song One Call by Rich Amiri playing in the room. Y/n downed the shot like it was water and her tongue latched on the girl as she threw her head back with a moan.

Rafe walked up to y/n spinning her around grinding on her as they all continued to dance. Their bodies melting together and their hands intertwined. Rafe sent small kisses behind her ears as his hands were between her thighs.

“Let’s take this somewhere else yeah?” Rafe whispered into her ear.

“Mhm baby.” Y/n slurred out.

Rafe led them out the room. Y/n followed behind hand in hand as they went up the stairs. Rafe walk into the master bedroom locking the door behind them. Immediately y/n laid down as Rafe walked over towering over her as she giggled.

“Come here pretty boy” she said as she pulled him by his shirt between her legs.

Wasting no time Rafe staring pulling down his pants as they kissed while y/n pulling off his shirt. She threw it to the side as he pulled her skirt up, ripping her panties off.

“I’ll buy you news ones doll.” He said as he pulled off her top throwing it with his clothes.

He took his fingers placing them on her clit, in the letter “R” motion. At first, when he started doing it y/n thought it was impractical but she soon find out it was the perfect clit and lip convo.

Kissing with moans in between as y/n starting to grab his dick stroking up and down. Begging with her hips as she bucked them into his hands.

“What did I say about using your words kid.” Rafe said in between kisses.

“Mhm I know sorry Rafey” she said as she was being stimulated with his hands.

Rafe put two fingers in without earring warning to tease her for his dick.

Going in and out feeling her juices and her walls clenching over his two “small” fingers.

“Mmm baby please” y/n barley let out.

“Baby please what ?” Rafe asked playing dumb

“Baby please,” she said in between moans, throwing her head back so deep into the feeling her his finger being able to reach her g spot hitting it perfectly.

“Fuck me Rafe.” She finally got out.

Rafe immediately took his fingers out, grabbing his dick not even taking his time. He shoved his rock hard dick into her.

Feeling her tight all around him like it was their first time sent him over the edge. He was starting to go at a slow pace trying to tease her but soon found it impossible.

Going at a medium speed, both in a moaning mess. Y/n nails digging into Rafes back as he pounds into his girl.

Soon enough y/n gets richer and tighter around him.

“Rafe Im close.” She says between moans.

As with that, he started doing faster. Hitting her g spot harder and harder with each thrust. Groaning with the pressure on his tip.

Him also reaching his high. As y/n finally finishing Rafe keeps going faster. Y/n knows he’s about to cum so she starting rubing her clit getting off just by the looks of Rafe completely pussy drunk.

The way his bangs fall in his face and the sweet beads all over his body. The smell of beer and sex fills the room.

With each thrust getting sloppier y/n wraps her legs around Rafe. Bet fingers get faster and faster reaching her high as she feels Rafe twitch inside her.

“Finish in me.” y/n says

and with that he did. Both finishing together as their juices mixing together inside her pussy.

Rafe falls right beside y/n, both catching their breaths.

A couple minutes later they finally got their clothes on, cleaning up in the connected bathroom.

As they walk open the door they are meeting with Topper.

“Did you guys just have sex in my parents bed?”

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Didn’t think smut was this hard to write as a virgin.

Sorry for any typos!

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honey-minded-hivemind · 13 days

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Hello!! I just recently found your blog and I have to say I'm in LOVE- I'm a sucker for platonic yanderes and have serious X-Men brainrot, I've had the idea stuck in my head and I wanted to share!

So platonic yan Brotherhood & X-Men with Hummingbird mutant tot reader?? Flying at max speed when not held and eats exclusively fruit, constantly giggling and being mischievous- Maybe they meet the brotherhood first?? Decide toad is their favorite cause he's also got an animal mutation(& cause I love him) then meets the X-Men and thinks there funny more than anything else

Loves harmless pranks and can be bribed with sugar cubes, but is an absolute nightmare if upset, hummingbirds can fly up to 60 miles when going up and dive anywhere from 20-45 mph, imagine the damage lil reader could do flying circles around everyone!

(sending this twice cause this washing machine setting of a website likes to eat my asks)

So cute!

The Brotherhood would love toddler hummingbird mutant Reader! That's their little buzzer, okay? No one messes with then and gets away with it!

Lance is sneaking them with him to places. If they're at the park, he'll race them. If they're getting food, he tries to get them fruit juice and apple slices. If they go to a museum, he'll show then any birds they want to see in the exhibits. He doesn't mind letting them tug him along, just as long as they stay within his sight.

Toad is sneaking Reader snacks all the time. They want juice? Okay, they have apple, grape, cranberry, orange, pineapple, what's their pick? They're tired? Never fear, Todd will happily carry them around! They want to play in the rain? Haha, yes! Those two get along pretty well, especially since they're both animal mutants. Reader gets him a little frog charm, and he loves it.

Fred let's Reader and Toad perch on his shoulders when they want to see better or are tired. He cooks pie, and saves the best berry ones for Reader. Reader plays with his mother sometimes, and he in turn pets their wings. He's a gentle giant with them, and is extremely careful. He reminds the others to be careful, too.

Pietro is getting Reader to race him all the time. To the park? Beat you there! To the zoo? See you in awhile crocodile! To the X-Men to prank them? Why, just say the word, little bird, and they're there! He enables their prankster side, even going with them to keep them from getting caught. He does however try to get a child leash for them, since Reader keeps flying off to look at flowers.

Wanda let's Reader follow her around. Reader offers her some flowers they picked, and now they have her as their guardian angel. Someone once picked on Reader for their wings, and suddenly they ran off screaming- Then Wanda showed up, and took Reader to get a slushie. If Reader wants to have little cute stuffed animals, they gonwith Wanda into places that have them, but also have Gothic or punkrock stuff, too. Wanda gets Reader a little cat plush, and Reader picks out a moth plush for Wanda.

Mystique keeps an eye on Reader, and tries to adopt them. Is it thwarted? Maybe? Or maybe it works. She follows Reader and the others in different forms, even comes by as a hummingbird herself, to cheer Reader up up they're feeling down. Suddenly there's a lot of fruit and juice and sugar around the house, and while the others are suspicious, Reader is just happy to have so many sweet treats at their disposal!

Reader likely finds the X-Men funny. These are their enemies? Well, they're just freebies! Friends who are enemies! And Reader leaves flowers I weird places, ties shoelaces together, and dyes the fountain and pool water bright pink. They don't really get too out of hand with their jokes, but they will leave juice boxes as an apology sometimes. And the X-Men allow it, because Reader is sweet and cute, and haven't tried to fight them, so they're good.

Reader would have pretty, shiny feathers. Jewel tones, bright areas, soft feathers, everything beautiful about a hummingbird, they have! Their wings are fast, letting them fly backwards and up and down and all around. Reader even has small claws, but they don't do much besides help them grip branches or flowers a bit better.

#honeycomb thoughts #platonic yandere marvel #yandere platonic marvel #platonic yandere xmen #yandere x-men #platonic yandere marvel x reader #platonic yandere xmen evolution #platonic yandere xmen evolution au

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surshica · 1 year

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invitational — SHE KNOWS

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“seriously?! another party?” yn had groaned flopping onto the couch. “yeah we told you..anddd..” ann crossed her arms sitting on the kitchen countertop, “you/i forget.” ann and yn had said at the same time, a small smirk like smile formed onto ann’s lips as yn had a pout.

“i means they kinda plastered your name all over this saying you would be here..it’s too late to ditch.” kyuma slithered his hands through his hair as his head rested on the back of the single seater couch chair, his gaze fixated onto yn occasionally looking back at ann who was drinking her pineapple juice.

“but i’m tooo lazyyy~” yn groaned whined, “well too late start getting ready we need to go soon or we’ll hit traffic.” tatta’s tone was stern, he knew it was annoying but at the end of the day if yn had personally said yes to doing it. yn frustrated got off the coach walking to her room finding something nice to wear.

“don’t forget you have a media party to go to at the [company name] chairman’s house—kuina will be there and unfortunately dispatch as well!!” kyuma reminded her, yn’s eyes widened ever so slightly. she had forgotten about that as well. “well shit.” she groaned to herself shaking her head closing the door to get ready.

“even after being in the game for what 10+ years? she is quite forgetful…” ann had commented as she sipped on her pineapple juice in a plastic cup, “i mean cut her some slack you can already see the grey hairs on her head from all the scandals dispatch gets her in” tatta joked as kyuma laughed lightly.

“she isn’t even 30 and has more grey hairs—its funny but sad..she’s so..” kyuma put his hand on his chin, “overworked” the three of them said in unison earning laughs at how synced they were.

“she agrees to literally all of it..” tatta had sighed before lifting his eyebrow slightly, “..agreed to all of it except the drama, which she could’ve said no too.” tatta’s statement cause ann to stop drinking her pineapple juice; he stare beamed into tatta’s skull.

kyuma got the message giving tatta the what do you mean look. tatta has never sweated so much before—he had two people who scared him staring straight into his skull as if a red laser was going to be shot through him im sorry HAHAH.

“what do you mean by that?” ann questioned never taking her eyes off tatta, “she could’ve said no but she caved in since the new manager saw potential..” he had nervously licked his lips. “and did you tell yn this.” kyuma’s question felt more as a demand.

“I DID! she didn’t listen to me though she felt as if she needed to do the drama..” tatta nervously smiled wanting something good to happen, oh god he hated this so much. he was mentally curing himself for being it up.

“and what did she say.”

“she said she has too..she hates this new manger tho.” “DONT LOOK AT ME LOOK AT HER OR YKW BRING IT UP WITH THE MANAGER IM JUST HER DRIVER.”

ann had just hummed in a acknowledgment bushing her hair behind her ear. “we’ll talk to her when she gets back from her activities.” ann stated as kyuma nodded getting up from the seat patting tatta on the shoulder, “thank you for telling us” he tried to sound cherry but hell under all that he was upset

“YN HURRY UP OR YOULL BE LATE.” kyuma yelled causing yn to shuffle back over to the small living room, “jeez jeez i was just doing my hair—is this please-able?” yn said standing in front of them. she was wearing a black puff sleeve mini dress and white high tops, she really didn’t want her feet to hurt plus she thought it was cute.

“yes you look fine now go!! you’re going to late and you wouldn’t want that out..” ann warned her pushing her towards the door as tatta followed along-suit. “bring her back in one piece no scandals tatta or i will shoot lasers at you!” ann warner smiled at him, tatta just nodded.

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“we’re here!” tatta smiled at yn who looked a little nervous, there was a grip she held on her dress that looked like she wanted to quit. “stage fright?” tatta hummed looking outside seeing many people lined up to take pictures of her.

“no. just the paparazzi, i just get nervous because what if i trip and fall and i look stupid?!” she had groaned as the grip loosened she looked out the window getting more anxious. “fuck I CANT DO THIS I HATE THEM” she complained.

tatta ended up slapping yn, “shut up. you look fine, now go in there and do that performance so we can get out of here.” tatta unlocked the door leaving the car to go open the door for yn, a little shocked tatta slapped her. a small giggle left her lips, “thank you for the reality check.” yn had smiled at tatta.

the lights were blinding—she couldn’t even see where she was going the only thing she could see is the carpet the led inside, quickly making her way inside. she made her way to the back where the other performers were getting ready.

her name was being called so much she would’ve thought she won an award or something. “i’m here!!” she had exclaimed raising her hand. the stage director smiled giving her the ear pieces she needed. quickly putting in the ear pieces she made sure they were put on properly.

she grabbed a picture that she kept in her spandex pockets, giving it a small kiss as goodluck—she was ready to perform. but as her name got announced a wave of nervousness washed over her again. she had to shake herself, those nerves are meaningless she told herself.

as the person said her name you made your way up to the stage with a bright smile on her face, waving to everyone or trying too. the lights were blinding..a little too blinding. you looked over to the person who was in control and motioned them to turn it down slightly. they got the hint and were more dimmed out.

“hello everyone!! hopefully you are enjoying the party!” yn had her hands around the microphone standing walking around the small stage, the screams from fans who made it in were evident. “that’s good to hear” yn had chuckled, “i’m going to be performing one of my personal favorites and one that i think everyone will enjoy…Romance!” she has exclaimed, a bunny like smile formed onto her lips.

the crowd was very static to hear you sing the song since it was one of your most popular one! “woah i didn’t know you loved this song so much!” yn had gotten to her position as the lights dimmed, closer her eyes a breathe of excitement made her bones shiver. it wasn’t cold by all means but those goosebumps from performing has merely came.

opening your eyes you were waiting for the music to que, a momentum was sounded in your earpiece to keep you on track. her eyes wandered around and had noticed a white hoodie that resembled chishiya, the comfort feeling washed over you knowing he was here, regardless that be he was invited or was here to watch you perform.

the music started causing yn to put on her stage demeanor, a very flirty yet calm fun loving presence. yn had her eyes following chishiya the whole time, she couldn’t take her eyes off him. but the show must go on, not wanting to cause a storm she pretended to flirt with the male and female fans. there was nothing wrong with some harmless fan service.

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after her performance was over, it was rather quick with 3 songs nothing too much and nothing over the top, she had rushed off backstage wanting to take off the earpiece. a part of her wanted chishiya, there was this urge to go hug him and thank him for simply being there even if it was the smallest gesture.

you somewhat got tangled in your ear pieces; slight curse words were mumbled through her lips as she untangled herself; she started rushing to the door looking at the crowd trying to find that white hoodie that ended up not being there anymore. a frown was shown apon her lips. disappointed she made her way to the back door where tatta had been parked waiting for her.

she had pushed the door open a little too roughly, a groan was heard on the otherside causing yn to widen her eyes. she had quickly closed the door behind her looking around “IM SO SORRY I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE HERE” yn worriedly squared down to their side.

the person shook their head with their hand on top of their head, “it’s fine it’s my fault for walking so close..” he groaned. his voice was soft yet low enough that made her blush. she stared at the person closely, the blonde hair and white hoodie looked so fimilar and it finally hit her, “CHISHIYA. OH MY GOD.”

she had moved his face towards hers, she felt the need to look at him to see if there was any injuries. blood was dripping from the side of his face; “you’re bleeding..” she pointed out, she was close to his face. the blush was streaming from her cheeks to her ears, the faint scent of a vanilla like strawberry cologne was evident.

“i’ll be fine it’s just blood, plus i’m a doctor.” he assured her getting up holding out his hand to pull her up, she took the offer getting off the ground. his cold hands were wrapped in his. he made no effort to remove his from hers, his steps were a little wonky. he felt a little lightheaded but tried to shake it off—it didn’t go unnoticed by yn.

“chishiya i need to clean it up..i cant just let you walk home with blood on the side of your head.” yn argued walking over to the busy tatta who was too busy playing on his phone. “TATTA HURRY UP AND TAKE US TP THE CHAIRMANS HOUSE I NEED TO CLEAN UP CHISHIYA!!” yn had exclaimed worriedly, she was talking so fast tatta only caught some of it but hurriedly started up the car.

“COME CHISHIYA COME.” yn pushed chishiya inside who ended up closing his eyes, the dizziness had became too much for him, “i just need water..” chishiya mumbled still holding yn’s hand. the sound of tatta honking was loud alongside the sharp turns.

“TATTA do we have water?!?” yn unbuckled crawling over to tatta, “no but we have juice box!” tatta didn’t bother to look back.

“JUICE BOX?! DO WE NOT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE??”

“NO BECAUSE THATS ALL YOU LIKE TO BRING WITH YOU.”

“YOU SHOULF COME PREPARED.”

“THATS HARD WHEN ALL YOU PACK JUICE BOXES.”

they bickered some more causing chishiya to groan “just give me a fucking juice box.” the grip on his and yn’s hands tightened causing yn to look back at him, a sorry escaped her lips.

she had handed him a juice box that had been in the mini cooler tatta carrie’s around for yn, “thank you” chishiya opened his eyes slowly to drink from the juice box. “fruit punch? hmm” he said as if he was critiquing her. “yes i think fruit punch is the best go to flavor from any brand~” yn had hummed sitting back down at the seat next to chishiya.

yn had started rubbing her thumb in small circle motions, “tatta can you drive any faster..” yn cleared her throat not wanting to annoy chishiya, “IM TRYING. there is a thing called traffic.” tatta scowled.

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the three had finally made it to the chairman’s house, ushering chishiya into the house thankfully everyone had been outside at the moment. tatta went outside to go tell kuina yn was here alongside chishiya.

yn had ushered chishiya into one of the empty rooms near the backyard. “i don’t know who’s room this is but i don’t care.” yn said pushing chishiya down onto the bed rummaging to find some alcohol wipes and bandages,

she had found some and cleaned up the wound, casual hisses escaped chishiya’s lips “i thought you were a doctor..surpised you are in pain.” yn had snarked a comment as she went to go throw away the used products, “i’m a doctor not superman.” chishiya clarified back pulling out another juice box from his pockets.

yn had raised an eyebrow, “isn’t that mine..” she looked at him, “yeah but i took it” he smiled cheekily casually drinking it. yn rolled her eyes in amusement, her phone had been spammed by kuina asking where she was and that they are asking her to come perform now.

a sigh escaped her lips “i need to go..” she said as she looked at her phone, chishiya simply hummed knowing she had to do her job. “i’ll be back to pick you up and drop you off at home” yn akwardly smiled at him, before skipping off into the backyard.

yn made sure nobody saw her and sighed in relief, shaking off any nerves that might of been there. she saw kuina and skipped towards her earning a pinch from her, a pout was evident. “i’m sorry i am late..i got wrapped up in something hehe..” yn tried to seem less akward.

she shook the chairman’s hand, “lovely party by the way!” she wanted to be nice when in reality it was a burning business party. the chairman smiled at her positive comment, “don’t worry about being late, if anything everyone was just here early.” he laughed at his own statement and kuina stiffened a chuckle.

yn had just nodded grabbing the guitar that had been propped next to the wooden stool, this was where she had to perform one of her unreleased songs. i mean she’ll get what she’ll get. tuning the guitar she strum in it make sure it sounded nice.

yn had tapped on the microphone gently, “hello hello?” she talked into the mic, “is this working??” she asked looking around. people gave her thumbs up; “well great! hello everyone welcome to the party even if i’m half an hour late welcome!!” she giggled.

chishiya heard some commotion come from outside and it had sounded like yn’s voice, something inside him told him to go outside onto the balcony. and so he listened to those urges and walked onto the balcony leaning against the railing, hands crossed—hoodie draped over his head (WE ALL KNOW THAT SCENE FROM S1 EP3.)

“this is one of my unreleased songs..i’m a little nervous to play this but HERE WE GO HAHA” yn’s voiced boomed from the small speakers. “this song was actually dedicated to one of my crushes i’ve had since my childhood..so do enjoy.”

“it’s called the glue song.” yn had a smile so bright it would light up the whole room. the soft strumming of the guitar with the gentle vocals lured chishiya into it. its almost as if he was being serenaded—and he wasn’t complaining.

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AN : yes this whole chapter is based off like a 15 minute scene in starstruck YES THIS IS WHERE THE PLOT DEVELOPS AND YES I AM FINALLY OUT OF MY WRITERS BLOCK. AND YES YES YES IT TOOK ME 3 DAYS TO WRITE THIS. i hope you enjoyed <3

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drunkkenobi · 11 months

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For the shyan prompts: what if we kissed on the ww+ couch

(I have not forgotten these! Just been busy)

“I don’t understand this fucking jackfruit,” Shane says, inspecting once more after the cameras have cut. Ryan is still next to him on the couch while Steven helps Carter clean up their fruit remnants.

“It’s gross, what’s there to understand?”

“Why is this middle part so sticky?!”

“Why is anything sticky, dude? It’s probably the fruit’s jizz.”

Shane is fairly confident that’s not how fruit works, but it makes him laugh too much to correct him. “So, that’s what I rubbed all over my mouth? Fruit jizz?”

“Gives another meaning to the words fruit juice,” Ryan grins. “Hey, wait, isn’t pineapple supposed to make it taste better? I think we’re onto something here.”

Shane tosses one of the remaining pineapple slices at Ryan. Ryan tries to catch it but it falls onto the floor, joining a dust bunny and gaffer tape. “Try it out for yourself, mon frere.”

“You just ruined a perfectly good slice of pineapple!”

“Dare you to eat it.”

“Ew, no dude! You eat it.”

Shane plucks the slice off the floor, dusting it off. It’s a little gross, sure, but Shane’s eaten worse. He bites into it, relishing the disgust on Ryan’s face.

“You are so gross!” Ryan whines.

“Five second rule, ever heard of it? Besides, it’s good pineapple.”

“It was on the floor!”

Shane shrugs. “Better than the jackfruit.”

“Absolutely not.”

“Absolutely yes.”

“Prove it.”

Later on, Shane won’t know what Ryan really meant by it and neither will Ryan. But now, the only way Shane knows how to shut the ol’ Bergooze up is to share a taste.

Quicker than he can talk himself out of it, Shane leans in and smacks a kiss right on Ryan’s lips. It’s supposed to be a joke, but Shane doesn’t feel like laughing. And the way Ryan’s hand is suddenly fisted in Shane’s shirt isn’t funny either. Ryan’s lips are soft, sweet with leftover fruit, and Shane suddenly wants to know how the rest of him tastes.

“Wait, what’s happening over here?” Carter asks, breaking them apart as quickly as they attached themselves to each other.

“Nothing,” Ryan lies, his eyes telling a very different story. Shane can’t speak, he just buries his face in his phone, scrolling through email just to give his hands something to do.

“Yeah, sure, okay,” Carter says unconvincingly as he grabs the jackfruit from the table.

Once he’s gone, Shane mumbles, “Sorry.” He’s still staring at his phone, although his vision is blurry.

“S’okay. You were right,” Ryan says just his breath.

That gets Shane to look up. “About what?”

“It was better than the jackfruit.”

#shyan #fic prompt #my fic

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stormblessed95 · 1 year

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Jikook in RUN BTS Next Top Genius Special Part 1

Full Episode Here:

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I'm not going to talk about the full episode or my thoughts over it's entirety. It was filmed in 2022 and it was so much fun. So definitely watch it. I'm just focusing on solely the jikook moments in the episode for this post.

Starting off with everyone eating pizza (except the diet mates, taekook lol) and when Hobi asked for the Sauce, Jimin reached to grab some for him at JKs side of the table and we got a cut right as JK went to go help hand the sauce to Jimin and be helpful. The members joking about giving taekook their pizza crusts so they can still eat (lol) and Jimin saying everyone else (except him and JK) don't eat the crusts and JK saying that he doesn't understand non crust eaters 😂

The way they started the card game with Jimin dealing out the cards for a practice round and JK being disappointed in the cards he got and scolding Jimin as the dealer and teasing lol

During their practice round at the end, Jimin telling right away from JKs facial expressions of frustration that he was going to be out of the game and going "goodbye" 🤣

Everyone joking about Still being so silly together even when they get old and after they are all 60. And Jimin going when JK gets older and theb gives an imitation of him. And JK then saying when he gets older he won't call them hyungs anymore and joking speaks super informal to everyone making them all laugh super hard. Lol

RM, Jimin and Jin engaging in a battle of the zeros during the card game final 3 and JK asking "Jimin hyung, are you gone??" When it came around and everyone being shook when he still saved himself lol

Jimins win! Lol and JKs "ohh Jiminie hyung" and his and others compliments

During the liar game, Jimin saying that yes, he did have a cute fruit like face and picking a pineapple as has fruity face, because it's super sweet and has lots of juice. 🤣 Bonus explanation from @minggukieology over what the slang/trend over this means. JK calling him shameless/brazen 3 times over it. Lol it's giving 2018 "I like that he is shameless" flashbacks 🤣 embrace the confidence Jimin!

Their faces when Jimin (who was a liar lol) accused JK of being one of the liars 🤣 he was so insistent too. JK said he doesn't dance when he is sad and Jimin kept saying he thinks JK might be the liar. (And he was right!) He knows him well 😂

Jimins "sad dancer dance." Lmfao he is so freaking cute. And what's extra cute is how when he first started, it was to show and be silly for Jungkook. Who immediately perked up, smiled and came to full attention to watch Jimin be goofy. Lol those ears perking up to full attention and peak happiness. Adorable. And then everyone laughing as Jimin turned away from JK and continued his silly dance for everyone too. I love them.

Bonus? Jikook wearing matching/similar silver hoops. Lol JK just wearing them only in one ear. Jimin though does take one earring out to wear the cat ears and never puts it back on afterwards. Lol but still cute!

Will do moments from the part 2 of this run in a part 2 post! 🥰 they are all so cute

#jikook #kookmin #jikook run bts #jikook in next top genius special #jikook run next top genius #jikook in 2022

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Dec 14 - Tell us about an OC you like, either your own or someone else's. Include a drawing, moodboard, or playlist if you'd like to!

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This is based off this Rosamund Pike video and features my OC Sarah. This is an AU where the canon book events don't happen and I'm modifying how pregnancy with a vampire-human hybrid works.

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Summer 2005

Sarah was convinced that God was making fun of her. That really was the only explanation for the way her life had turned out. Her little sister Sami had gotten leukemia as a kid and she had been a perfect match for a bone marrow transplant, which had led her down a path to studying the pathology of blood disorders as an adult. Then she became infatuated with a man who turned out to be a vampire – which should have scared her more than it did in the beginning, really what the hell was wrong with her – and now she was carrying his half-vampire baby. And if that wasn’t enough, a big side effect of vampire pregnancy was violent dreams about drinking blood, courtesy of intense blood cravings.

Yes. God was definitely making fun of her.

But at least for now, the blood cravings were in check. What she craved now was something decidedly more normal – pineapple. Fresh pineapple from the whole fruit, not the canned variety. Esme had gone to the grocery store to get some for her and she was currently distracting herself from the craving by playing Pokémon on Emmett’s old Game Boy Color. She’d gone from being very busy with her fellowship to having a lot of time on her hands. She’d tried various hobbies and the Cullens weren’t lacking in options, but Pokémon and other video games ended up being the one that absorbed her the most and kept the anxiety at bay.

There was no shortage of things to be anxious about – the fact that she couldn’t go out in public on the off chance someone recognized her as a missing person, whether Mark would eventually find her, what her family was doing, whether she’d even live through the delivery…

Everything was proceeding as normally as possible for twenty-four weeks and Carlisle was hopeful about the plan when the time came, but Sarah could not stop the intrusive thought.

Before she could ruminate further on it, Esme returned carrying grocery bags. Sarah hastily saved her game and turned it off. Her eyes zeroed in on the bag that had the distinctive pineapple leaves sticking out. “You are a lifesaver, Esme.”

In the kitchen, Esme got out a knife and cutting board, but Sarah shook her head. “My brother Shawn had a way to open a pineapple without using a knife and I want to try it.”

Esme raised her eyebrows. “Oh, well, this I have to see.”

Sarah sat on a stool at the island and held up the pineapple. “He could get out the base here and then he’d pull off the segments.” She pressed her thumb to start digging out the base and found there was barely any give and it made her thumbnail hurt.

Esme watched her struggle for a moment. “Do you need help?”

“No, no, I got this,” Sarah said. “I think.” Finally, she felt some give and she saw yellow. “Okay, now we’re getting somewhere.”

“Where did Shawn learn this trick?” Esme asked.

“College.”

“That explains a lot.”

Sarah continued working on loosening the base and remembered what Shawn called it. “I’m trying very hard not to call this a butt plug.” At Esme’s incredulous face, she added, “That’s what Shawn called it. It made my mom smack him on the back of his head. But in his defense, it’s at the base of the fruit and it’s basically like a plug.”

“I have a feeling that Shawn and Emmett would get along well,” Esme said.

“Honestly, yeah, they would.” She almost had the whole thing separated and juice was dripping down her wrist. That was not helping with not making more dirty jokes. “Although if Shawn were here, he’d probably just be one more person to irritate Edward.”

“Why is that?”

“Besides his mind living in the gutter, he also has a know-it-all tendency that would clash with Edward’s.”

“Ah.”

With a last crack, the pineapple base came loose. “Yes!” Sarah tossed it on the counter. “Now to break off these segments into chunks.” It was considerably easier to break them off than digging out the base. She held one up in triumph. “Look at that!”

Esme just laughed.

Sarah ate the chunk and it was like she’d never had a better pineapple. She broke off another, a deep sense of satisfaction kicking in. “Is this what it feels like to hunt down your food?”

“Something like that, yes.”

“I went to a lot of effort for this, so I better not be puking pineapple later. Do you hear me, peanut?” Sarah said, poking her baby bump. She got a light kick in response which she took as agreement. “Good girl.” Another side effect was a nasty case of hyperemesis gravidarum and she had joked to Carlisle that it made her feel like the patron saint of emesis. At least that had calmed down since she began to drink blood, but it still flared up. But as Sarah kept eating her fill, there was no sign of impending nausea.

“That sounded like a mom voice,” Esme said.

Sarah sighed. “Gotta practice it, right?”

The front door opened then and Carlisle’s voice called out a greeting.

“We’re in here!” Esme called. Carlisle appeared a second later, still dressed in his lab coat. Sarah waved at him with the pineapple as Esme asked him how work was.

“About the usual.” He eyed pineapple. “It looks like you two have been busy.”

“Yep. Here.” Esme handed Carlisle the pineapple base and Sarah could barely hold back a laugh.

Carlisle shot Sarah a wary look. “Er…thanks?”

“It’s a pineapple butt plug,” Esme said and she and Sarah dissolved further into a laughing fit.

Carlisle blinked. “Clearly I missed a lot.”

#twilightadvent23 #twilight #my fanfic #oc: sarah

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chanis-banani · 1 year

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Hi~ Can i request first time spending the night together for the fluff compaign with seungsik please? Thank you ♡ f.h

Yes, this idea is so cute!!! It got a little bit longer than I intended but I suppose that's a nice way to end the fluff campaign :)

Synopsis: Seungsik invites his s/o for dinner and proposes to spend the night together for the first time. But what exactly does he mean with "spending the night together"?

Word count: ± 1.2k

Genre: sweet fluff - suggestive towards the end

Note: read the smutty part 2 here (±1.7k words)

You and Seungsik had been dating for a little while now, so surely it would be fine, right?

This morning he texted you, offering to cook for you and letting you spend the night at his place. When you got the text, you got so nervous you had to sit down. The two of you had never spent a night together before. So far, you had mostly just gone on wholesome little dates and held hands and such. Okay and maybe you made out on his couch a few times, but that was really it.

What made you the most nervous was that you didn't know what exactly Seungsik meant with "spending the night at his house." Even though you felt like you were ready for... whatever it could entail, the idea still made you anxious. What if it wouldn't be nice? What if he wouldn't find you attractive enough? What if he wouldn't like you anymore once the deed was done?

You tried to ignore all those thoughts because there was something else you needed to focus on: you had to get pineapple juice asap. Just in case.

. . . . . . .

Seungsik greeted you with his usual gorgeous smile and a big warm hug when you arrived at his place. Even before entering, it already smelled delicious from whatever he was cooking. Just when you were about to ask, he happily told you that he made spaghetti. Candles were already lit and Seungsik poured some wine for you to drink while he finished up dinner. You couldn't help but smile as you watched him cook. He was really doing his absolute best to impress you.

After dinner, you did the dishes together (after you insisted that you would help and he shouldn't do them all by himself). This quickly turned chaotic when you splashed water on him and he chased you through the kitchen. When he caught you, he hugged you tightly from behind, pressing tons of kisses on your cheek while you squealed and admitted your defeat.

Throughout the evening, you had so much fun that you almost forgot how nervous you were for what may or may not happen when you'd go to his room. Most of the time your were so busy talking and laughing that you were completely distracted from the idea. But you were reminded of it again when he pulled you against his chest while you watched a movie on his couch. The sound of his heartbeat and the weight of his big arm around you quickly directed your mind back to less wholesome thoughts.

And now it was finally time. The movie was over and Seungsik stood up from the couch. "Shall we go to bed?" He showed you a beautiful and kind smile, but still it felt like your heart dropped into your stomach. Experiencing a combination of terror and excitement, you took his hand and followed him to his bedroom.

It was at that moment that you realized you forgot to bring any sort of pajamas. "Shit," you mumbled. Seungsik gave you a questioning look and you quickly explained the situation, afraid that he was going to make some kind of joke about you having to sleep naked or something. But you were wrong. Instead of making a perverted joke, he went over to his closet and grabbed one of his shirts.

"Here, you can sleep in this shirt if you want. I washed it just this morning." "Thank you..." you said softly and you took the shirt from him. "I'm going to wash up, so you have some privacy while you get dressed," he continued and he pressed a kiss on your forehead before going into the bathroom.

You quietly changed into his shirt, after which you sat down on the edge of his bed and let out a deep sigh. The nerves were really getting to you at this point. Part of you really wanted to be intimate with him tonight. The thought of his pretty lips made you feel warm and a little fuzzy. But it would be your first time together, so there was no guarantee that it would even be good at all. You barely knew each other's bodies yet; there was so much exploring you still had to do. You hated the idea of your first time together being a bad experience. And just as importantly, you didn't have the slightest clue about his intentions for tonight. What if you initiated something he wasn't ready for?

The door opened and you quickly put a smile on your face. Seungsik entered the room and went over to you to press another kiss on your cheek. However, you were so deep in thoughts that you barely reacted, and he noticed.

"Something's up," he stated and he sat down next to you on the bed. Since there was no point in denying it, you just nodded at him and he took your hand in his. "What's the matter? Are you nervous about sleeping here for the first time? Or is this because of the pajamas?"

You shook your head and giggled a little because of the cute tone in his voice. "No, that's not it. It's just... I guess I'm- How do you put this? ...I'm just not sure what to expect for tonight." Just being able to say it already made you feel a little more relaxed and Seungsik gave you a warm smile.

"I wasn't sure what to expect either," he grinned and he gently stroked the back of your hand with his thumb. "My intention was to cook for you tonight and to hold you in my arms when we go to sleep. I'm open for more than that, but only if you want to. I would never want to do something you're not ready for, so if you just want to cuddle, I would love that too."

You immediately felt your cheeks getting a little hotter and you nervously played around with his fingers. "No, I think I'm ready for a little more too..." you said a bit shyly, making him grin at you.

He hooked his index finger under your chin and gently tilted your face towards him. "How about this?" he said softly, before connecting his lips with yours. Everything about the kiss was soft and gentle, from the feeling of his lips to how he moved them. He was careful with you and left room for you to lead the kiss a little, to make sure you wanted it just as much as him.

"And this...?" he mumbled against your lips and you felt his hand on your thigh while he continued to kiss you. At first his hand was almost at your knee, but he slowly began to stroke upwards and more towards your inner thigh. Very softly, he stroked your thigh up and down a few times, inching a little closer to that sensitive area each time.

There was no longer a single doubt on your mind whether you were ready for this or not. That warm, fuzzy feeling in your stomach grew and grew and your breathing began to get heavier.

Seungsik pulled away from the kiss and looked into your eyes. "Please tell me if I'm moving too fast okay?" You nodded at him and smirked. "Can I also tell you if you're going too slow?"

#seungsik fluff #victon fluff #seungsik scenarios #victon scenarios #seungsik x reader #victon x reader #kang seungsik #victon #kpop fluff #seungsik fanfic #victon fanfic

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saphira5 · 8 months

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Kyle "Gaz" Garrick x Reader Short Part 1 "beginning."

"Y/n had meet Kyle when he was at Piccadilly Circus on October 25, 2019. Kyle had told y/n he was working with another unit tracking terrorists at Piccadilly Circus. That is where he meets John Price, captain of 141".

Present day

Y/n had saw people running and screaming. Then y/n hears gun fire, y/n was enjoying some food with y/n dog, Hound. Y/n gets up and grabs a butter knife from another table, y/n continues walking to the gun fire with hound on y/n left side.

Y/n then sees two military people pointing their weapons at a guy, he has a gun to a women's head.

Y/n walks quietly behind the statue, y/n looks at hound, y/n opens you hand. It tells hound to stay, y/n gets the butter knife ready, y/n walks slowly to the guy. Y/n then moves quickly, pointing the gun away from the women's head, the gun goes off but doesn't hit anyone.

Y/n pushes the women, she falls to the ground, y/n then stabs the guy in the heart, rapidly until he dies. Y/n sees the two military people walking towards y/n.

"Kyle and Captain Price. Kyle checks on the women, he leads her to an ambulance, while Captain Price talk to y/n".

"You good". Y/n looks at the man with a bonnie hat, "yes".

The man in the bonnie hat sticks out his hand, "Captain Price", y/n shakes it "y/n", "he is Garrick", Price points to the guy helping the lady into the ambulance.

Y/n nods then y/n walks back to the statue to get hound, then you two leave. Y/n hides behind a building, watching the man with the bonnie hat. He walks over to Garrick, they begin talking then both of them begin walking to a building, y/n follows them. Y/n sees them enter a break building, y/n looks at hound, y/n makes a closes fist then y/n points at the building.

Hound enters quietly while y/n picks up a man's deceased gun, AK.

Y/n checks the weapon and moves on, y/n make sure to check each room and around corners. The y/n hears hound barking, y/n runs up a couple of stairs when y/n sees a bunch of hostages, each have a bog over their heads and a man with a bomb on his chest. Hound is next to Price; he is standing watching Garrick struggling to get the bomb off the man's chest.

Y/n looks around and sees the tools y/n needs to cut it.

Y/n grabs them and bends down to the man, y/n places the Ak down, then y/n begins cutting and pulling a wire, the bomb stops ticking, but then y/n hears something.

Y/n push Garrick, y/n makes the guy with the bomb stand up, y/n then pushes him, where he falls a couple of feet then the bomb goes off. Y/n gets sent back a bit, y/n seats up, but y/n can't hear. Y/n only hears a high pitch noise, Garrick is looking at y/n with a worried expression on his face, he is talking but y/n can't hear.

"I CAN'T HEAR. HOLD ON".

Y/n waits a bit then y/n could hear, y/n looks at Garrick "what did you say", "are you ok", y/n lays back down and hums "I would be If you would go on a date with me", y/n was just joking but Garrick said yes. Y/n eyes open wide, y/n seats up quickly, but that wasn't a good idea.

Y/n head is spinning, y/n puts you hand on y/n head, "fuck, that hurts". Y/n tries to stand up, y/n almost fell back but Garrick grabbed y/n before y/n did.

Y/n stands up, you dig into y/n pocket and pull out a card with y/n first and last name and y/n number. Alo birthday, y/n hands it to Garrick, he takes it and looks at it, then he places in in his pocket. Y/n looks at hound, y/n motions hound to move out. Y/n look at Price and nods then y/n looks at Garrick, y/n smiles at him. Y/n begins walking away, "you should go get checked out, y/n".

Y/n stops, y/n looks at the staircase in front of you, "I will be good after a couple of Vodka and pineapple juice drinks". Pirce chuckles a bit so do y/n, you then begin walking down the stairs.

Post 10/6/23

#kyle garrick x reader #gaz x reader #141 x reader #task force 141 #kyle gaz garrick x reader

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survey--s · 1 year

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518.

1 - When was the last time you met someone for the first time? It was probably when I met Sarah, one of Oakley’s owners. That was ages ago now though, I don’t really tend to meet new people lol.

2 - What’s the longest amount of time you’ve gone without bathing? Just over 48 hours when I’ve travelled to Australia. It was grim but unless we had a long stopover somewhere, I didn’t have any choice lol.

3 - Have you ever cooked with crab or lobster? Could you ever bring yourself to kill a live lobster/crab? No, I’m not really into cooking - I could probably do it though, I’m not particularly squeamish about where my food comes from.

4 - What’s your favourite font? What size and colour do you prefer to use when you’re doing surveys? I like Tahoma size 10 or 12, with black colour.

5 - Have your clothing choices changed since COVID hit and you started to stay at home more? Yeah, I wear leggings a lot more now - in fact I couldn’t tell you the last time I wore jeans lol. I also changed jobs just about when COVID hit and I wear leggings to work everyday too. 6 - When was the last time you went through a drive-through? Uhh, about eighteen months ago lol. We don’t have any drive-thrus anywhere near here.

7 - Which fast food restaurant do you go to the most? What do you tend to order when you go there? Just the local chip shop as we don’t have any chain restaurants nearby. I tend to get chips with cheese and gravy, plus a side order of onion rings.

8 - Do you own any plaid/flannel shirts? Yeah, one but I haven’t worn it for a long time.

9 - If you eat it, how do you like your steak cooked? What sauces and sides do you like to get with it? If you’re vegetarian, what would you have instead of a steak dinner? Rare please, with garlic fries, mushrooms and onion rings on the side.

10 - Are there any foods and drinks you only have around Christmas? Baileys and full roast dinners.

11 - Does it bother you when dogs jump up at you? Does it bother you less if it’s a smaller dog? It depends. I work with dogs and they all jump all over me when I go and collect them lol. But I wouldn’t appreciate being jumped on by a random dog in the park as I don’t know whether they’re friendly or not. I also hate it when big dogs jump up, mainly because it’s really painful lol.

12 - What kind of animal did you touch last? Was this animal one of your pets? A cat, and yes, his name is Purrlock and he’s eight.

13 - Which colour do you prefer, red or blue? It depends on what shade we’re talking about.

14 - How would you describe your sense of humour? Have you ever offended someone when you were only joking? Dry, dark and sarcastic and yes, definitely lol.

15 - When was the last time you cried - what caused it? I can’t remember the last time I cried.

16 - What’s your favourite flavour of potato chip? Salt and vinegar or cheese.

17 - Do you have a lot of artwork around your house? What kind of art? No. We have a few paintings and a couple of prints but that’s it.

18 - When you paint your nails, what kind of colours do you tend to go for? I haven’t painted my nails in years.

19 - Do you prefer fruit or vegetable juice? What kind of flavours do you like? Fruit, for sure. I like apple, orange (no bits), grape or pineapple the most.

20 - What’s the weather doing where you are? Is that typical for this time for this time of year? It’s raining which is pretty typical for any time of year in England lol.

21 - Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? How did you meet this person? Helen and she’s a client I met through another client, lol. I look after her cats for her while she’s away and she was just confirming this weeks’ job.

22 - Are you eating or drinking anything right now? I have a can of Pepsi Max nearby.

23 - Who was your first celebrity crush? Which celebrity do you like now? Josh Hartnett and Michael Owen. Nowadays I like Johnny Depp and Matt le Blanc.

24 - When was the last time you went to Starbucks? What did you get? Uhhh, about eighteen months ago as we don’t have one anywhere near here. I don’t remember what drink I got either, probably a flavoured latte of some kind.

25 - Do you have a credit card? How much money do you owe on there? Yes, around 2k.

26 - What colours have you dyed your hair in the past? What kind of colours would you like to dye it in the future? Various shades of red and brown, as well as pink, purple and blonde.

27 - What’s your favourite Christmas movie? When was the last time you watched it? Elf, The Grinch (the Jim Carrey one), Love Actually - I watch them all every year.

28 - What’s your favourite brand and flavour of ice-cream or frozen yoghurt? I actually really like Tesco own brand stuff lol. They do an amazing coconut and passionfruit flavour, or a coffee one too.

29 - When was the last time you visited the dentist? December.

30 - What time do you consider to be too early to go to bed and to get up in the morning? When was the last time you went to bed/got up at those times? I’m happy to go to bed anytime lol, I love being in bed even if I’m not going to sleep. I have to get up anywhere between 6am-8am for work, so anything before that is a bit painful lol. I was up at 7am on Friday and in bed by 9pm last Thursday.

#survey #surveys

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divineluckfuckoff · 2 years

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XanGo as BeeDuo pt. 1

I’ve been having a BeeDuo brainrot, so I was like: ‘It’s selfshipping time baby!’ XD. I might do this with my other f/os too, who knows. I also added some HajiAli just because

@shadowrmidnight @alizachan

(Disclaimer: I do not ship irl Ranboo and irl Tubbo romantically, only platonically.)

Togo: Tubbo Xander: Ranboo

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“Guys, do you like pineapple?” Togo suddenly asked the group “Cuz my parents don’t like pineapple, and I think they’re weird for it.”

“Really?” Xander asked, surprised. Togo nodded.

“Yeah. Do you like pineapple?” she asked.

“I don’t mind it.” he shrugged

“Have you had pineapple with cheese on the little cocktail sticks?” she asked.

“No, I haven’t actually.” he answered.

“Have you not?” Xander shook his head “Well, when you come to my place, I will make you pineapple and cheese on the cocktail sticks.” she told him, patting his head. He became flustered.

“That’s cute.” Aliza smiled, Hajime nodding in agreement.

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“Hey Togo.” Xander smiled as he and Togo were in a discord call with the rest.

“Hey sexy.” Togo winked, waiting for a reaction. Xander’s face became pink as he tried to hide it. Aconite was holding her laugh while Aliza giggled at that.

“H-How are- How are- How- How are y-” the redhead stammered, Aliza snorting to try and quiet herself while Hajime shook his head in amusement.

“I don’t wanna be here anymore-” Kouhei nervously said, laughing to try and hide his nervousness.

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“It’s a beautiful night~. We’re looking for something dumb to do~.” Togo sang, a bit drunk because of a dare “Hey baby. I think I wanna marry you.” she continued, pointing to Xander, who became a bit flustered “Is it the look in your eyes~? Or is it this dancing juice~? Who cares baby. I think I wanna marry you.” she sang.

“Nice.” Kouhei said, giving Togo a thumbs up.

“That was completely directed at you Xander.” Togo drunkenly admitted.

“Sick, awesome.” Xander quickly replied, flustered. She walked over to him and sat next to him.

“That was my flirting game, did I do right?” she asked, hugging his arm.

“That was good, that was good. Good job.” he replied.

“Thank you. Do you feel flustered and flirted on?” she asked.

“Yes, definitely.” he admitted.

“Awesome.” she beamed, proud of herself “I was memorizing messages from this website I found. And just replaced the word ‘sex’ with ‘watch the office’.” she admitted. Xander just covered his mouth, wheezing.

“YOU WHAT-” Hajime exclaimed, shocked.

“She did do that babe.” Aliza sweatdropped, patting Hajime’s back.

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“Xander, please privately breed with me.” Togo suddenly said. Aliza spit her drink in shock.

“Xander please. Please Xan- Xander please. Xan- Xander. You’ve gone awfully still Xander.”

“I’m- I’m going to leave.” Xander stated.

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“You know, I have a ton to send you. I’ll send you- I’ll send you some of my stuff.” Xander said as he and Togo were cuddling. Togo’s face went blank, slowly growing pink.

“Woah-”

“‘Cause I like it.”

“Don’t phrase it like that big man.” she told him, giggling a bit. Xander blushed.

“We’re-We’re talking about songs!” he argued “We’re talking about songs, and you literally-”

“We’re gettin’- We’re gettin’ a little frisky, woooahohohooo.” she joked, Xander huffing in embarrassement “Y’know, I’m not one to suggest it, but y’know-” she made a few weird noises before hitting the back of her head with the wall.

“Ow, I hit my head on the wall.” she winced.

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“I don’t. Believe. You.” Togo stated, crossing her arms.

“Okay?” Xander asked, raising a brow.

“...I actually do. I would probably trust you with my life at this point.” she admitted.

“Really?” Xander asked, Togo nodding as an answer “Wow.”

“Quite possibly.” she mumbled.

“Okay.” he said, Togo raising a brow “I mean, I wouldn’t, I would-... That’s- That’s probably accurate, I mean. I would not... I would not kill you-”

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I’m too tired to do the whole vid in one part-

#my f/os #remnant of justice: xander matthews #demonic writer: togo togawara #XanGo #togo x xander

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cerulean-yeen · 4 months

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y'all i think i underestimated my ability to spam items and my dedication to a joke

yes i know the text is tiny so uh. that is 158 12-packs of coca cola and 630 baguettes for a total of £2044.10

oh yeah game is here, it's a store roleplay thing. feel free to go wild (and maybe reblog this with how many items you fit into one receipt) ⬇️

then again i got over 3,000 items using an auto clicker last night sksjfjsolajdkd

in case text is too small, here's the items from last night:

- 206x Chocolate

- 160x Nerds

- 144x Apples

- 141x Cabbage

- 133x Banana

- 129x Pringles

- 114x MnMs

- 109x Mangoes

- 99x Cucumbers

- 97x Gnome

- 96x Baguette

- 95x Melons

- 94x Lemons

- 94x McCain Fries

- 87x Haribo

- 86x Large Funyuns

- 77x Dino Chicken

- 73x Oreos

- 71x Quad KitKat

- 70x Large Doritos Nacho Cheese

- 68x Pineapples

- 68x Swedish Fish

- 62x Donuts

- 58x Pepsi 12-Pack

- 57x Large Kelloggs Crunchy Nut

- 55x 2L Whole Milk

- 51x Mcaine Home Chips

- 48x Mcaine Jackets

- 46x Cadbury Hot Chocolate

- 45x Robinsons Summer Fruits Juice

- 44x Coca Cola 12-Pack

- 44x Dettol Wipes Blue

- 43x Sprite 12-Pack

- 42x Orange Lucozade

- 40x Dettol Wipes Yellow

- 40x Harrogate Still Water

- 39x Large Fritos Original

- 37x Dettol Wipes Green

- 36x Andrex Tissues

- 36x Large Pretzels

- 36x Nestle Shredded Wheat

- 32x Large Doritos Cool Ranch

- 32x Persil Washer

- 27x Cat Food

- 27x Sun chips

- 25x Colegate Toothpaste

- 24x Skittle

for a total of £6,210.63 for 3,333 items!

#THAT'S £2000+#roblox #roblox shitposting #roblox shopping game thing #630 baguettes #158 12-packs of coke #roblox games are crazy #crazy? i was crazy once #they locked me in a room #a rubber room #a rubber room with rats #and rats make me crazy #fairway roblox #I DO THIS BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY #i wasted so much time #I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO #someone feed me

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shop-korea · 1 year

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AND - NOT - CHARGED - BUT - THESE - BLOND - BABE -

WAS - CHARGED - ANYWAY - AFTER - RETURNING NO -

NEED - 2 - CALL - THAT’s - 24 HRS - U - CAN - JUST YES -

REMOVE - BY - APP - 4 - REFUND - BUT - THEY’RE NOT -

FAST - IN - ACTUALLY - IN - CARD - WHEN - BUYING FR -

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GIFT - CARD - ON - FILE - 2 HRS - THERE - ALREADY SO -

AMAZON - GO - GROCERY -

NEW YORK

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SAN FRANCISCO

APP - 2 - GET - INSIDE - U - CAN - HAVE - GUESTS -

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CARD - REGISTERED - MAYBE - EBT - ACCEPTED -

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AMAZON.com

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SING TONGUES - $500 BILLION

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ARTIFICIAL - SWEETENER - HUGE - CALORIES -

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ADOPT - ADOPT - ADOPT

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NEED - ONLINE - EDUCATION - AND FL -

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PAY - TOTAL - SAME - 4 - AMAZON - GO -

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THE - CART - TOTAL - EVERYTHING - IS -

THERE - BUT - THIS - TIME - BOXES AND -

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A - CRISP - BRAND - NEW - $5.00 - TRUE -

RETURN - THIS - MAGNIFICENT - CART -

SO - WHERE - CHI - WAS - AMAZON GO -

INTERNATIONAL - MUSIC - ELECTRONICS -

SELLING - SMARTPHONES - TABLETS AND -

LAPTOPS - BUY - MP3 - THERE - ARE - YES -

OPEN - BOOTHS - BUT - NEW - AMAZON GO -

MP3 - APP - FREE - THE - NEW -

AMAZON GO - MP3 - APP

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FILMS - FILMS - BUY - BUY -

OPEN - BOOTHS - 2 - SAMPLE - THE - FILMS

THEN - BUY - THUS - AMAZON GO - YES APP

FILMS - FILMS - MP3 - MUSIC - MP3 - MUSIC

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JOEL OSTEEN - DR JESSE DUPLANTIS YES -

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48 HRS - 2 - TEST - ALL - AND - RETURN

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CARDS - REFUND - YOUR - BANKS 2 -

NOW - KARAOKE - BOOTHS - SIT - SIT -

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SING - BUT - THIS - TIME - WEAR ON -

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FREE - AND - SING - SING - SING - AS - U -

SING - AND - SEND - 2 - FRIENDS - OR -

SOCIAL - MEDIA - TUMBLR - REAL YES -

PRETTY - 2 - SHARE - WITH - ACCOUNT -

SEND - 2 - FAMILY - RELATIVES & - FREE -

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CAN - BANG - THE - DOORS - GUARDS -

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SEE - OUTSIDE - NO - ONE - CAN SEE -

YOU - WE’RE - PROVIDING - OUR OWN -

FREE - WIRELESS - THAT - AREA - AND -

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CAN - GIVE - U - NETWORK - 4 - YOUR YES -

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SMARTPHONES - U - JUST - PAY - 4 - THE -

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CARDS - 2 - PURCHASE - AS - WE CREATE -

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GROCERY - YES - CHECK - IN - 2 - GET - IN -

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NEED - INVENTORY - RECEIPT - WILL - B -

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2 - EMPTY - LOT - ON - SW 1 ST - 2 - YES -

PUBLIX - SW 9 ST - WELL - WE’RE BUY’G -

THAT - LOT - MAKING - BRICKELL - IKEA -

BASICALLY - WE - SEE - ALL - BUT - NO -

ONE - SEES - INSIDE - 24/7 - HOLIDAYS -

OPEN - PARTNERING - WITH - IKEA - AS -

COOKWARE - LIKE - ‘THE - LAST - HOLIDAY’ -

QUEEN - LATIFAH - AS - SHE - GIVES - FREE -

FOOD - WORKING - THE - COOKWARE - AS -

WE - GIVE - FREE - DELIVERY - INSTALL IS -

FREE - LIKE - $1.00 - PER - MONTH - AND -

NO INTEREST - STOVES - REFRIGERATORS -

FURNITURE - MAX - OF - $5.00 - PER EACH -

MONTH - REQUIRED - TONGUES - SAME -

$500 BILLION - TAX PAID - SING TONGUES -

SAME - $500 BILLION - INSIDE - BUFFETS -

THE - BEST - CHEFS - AND - 4 - KIDS - WE -

ARE - GETTING - CHARLIE BROWN CAFE -

SANRIO - HELLO KITTY - CAFES - INSIDE -

KIDS - FLOORS - WILL - B - SO - FUN FUN -

I’M - ADOPTING - TOTAL - OF - 12 - ASIAN -

BOYS - BROS - EACH - EXCEPT - CHINA -

I’M - VERY - EXCITED - SO - ABOVE - MY -

IDEA - 4 - BRICKELL - CITY - CENTRE I’M -

EATING - LUNCH - SOON - SO - I’VE - YES -

MAYBE - 2 HRS - ALREADY - STANDING -

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IN - USA - DO - 4 - MINIMUM - WAGE SO -

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radiowallet · 2 years

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Breakfast in Bed

Summary: You and Javi spend the morning in bed together.

WC: 1.3K

Pairing: Javi G. x Female!Reader

Warnings: Fluff, smut, oral sex (female receiving), p in v (unprotected), Javi G. being unbearably cute.

Notes: Another Javi G. moment for all of you. Honestly, this is extremely self-indulgent. I didn't have the best night's sleep last night and my morning was hectic. Javi, baby, please take care of me. Thank you to @magpie-to-the-morning for reading this over for me <3

In the morning, breakfast with me?

Javi had murmured the request into the bend of your shoulder, large hands pulling your back tight to his chest, his accent thicker as the heavy arms of sleep were swiftly pulling him under. The sound of his voice mixed deliciously with the cool linen sheets that laid loosely across your bare legs, tangled hopelessly as Javi did his best to get as close to you as possible. Your body ached from hours of him worshiping you, pressing himself as deep inside as your tight heat would allow, and with a high-pitched whine of please, he pushed in that much deeper. The answer is yes, of course it’s yes; but you only managed a soft nod before the scent of his cologne mixing with the sea salt air lulled you to sleep. He heard you though.

Javi always hears you.

When you finally wake he hasn’t gone far, your bodies shifting in the night, your head pillowed on his bare chest, his hands making a soothing pattern down your back, the sheets pulled up just enough to provide a semblance of modesty. You sneak a glance up, and you’re met with his smile, dimple wide and shining brightly.

“Good morning, mi amor. Are you hungry?”

Breakfast is over the top in its decadence. Platters of fruit, trays of pastry, all of them overflowing, more than you could eat in a week. You share this with Javi, a teasing grin nipped into his collar bone as the two of you sit up in bed, your naked bodies never moving too far from the other, the rising sun reflecting off the waterfront and covering you both in a delicious morning glow. He laughs at your joke, his lips finding that spot just behind your ear, smacking a loud, wet kiss there before he reaches for a piece of pineapple and brings it to your lips.

“Eat. You will need your strength.”

The sharp bite of fruit burns at your tongue before the sweetness takes over, melting slowly over your taste buds. You hum sweetly, eyes closing as you savor it, the juice breaking past your lips and sliding down your chin. Before you can even think to wipe it away, Javi is there, his tongue lapping gently at your skin, rising up to meet your lips in a pleasant good morning kiss. It’s a sweet back and forth after that, trading fruit for kisses, sips of mimosas that leave you lightheaded and sleepy, but Javi is there, the warm wide expanse of him holding you upright.It is lazy and indulgent, a breakfast fit for a queen.

“No for a queen,” Javi counters, sleep lingering in his voice in the best of ways, a rare moment of shyness peeking out from behind his smile. “For mi amor.”

You feel a sudden warmth spring to your cheeks, and that only seems to make him smile wider, seeing the effect his words have on you. He presses one final piece of fruit to your lips, a raspberry, plump and tart bursting beneath your teeth, his thumb tracing the curve of your mouth as he kisses a trail down the slope of your shoulder. His intent is clear but just like he did the night before, he takes his time, laying you down against those cool linen sheets and pressing his lips to every inch of you, a wet trail of sweet saliva left behind as he makes his way to your core.

You lose track of time as he drinks from you, hours it seems, as your hooded eyes watch the sun rise steadily in the sky. His tongue never falters, sweeping through your folds again and again, finess not as important as satisfying his hunger for your taste. Your legs shake and your cries grow loud, and he only moves faster, pulling you closer by the curve of your ass, burying his face as deep as he can until you're clenching around him, the flutter of your walls felt on the tip of his tongue. He delights in the pool of your arousal that fills up his mouth, groaning loudly as he makes a show of swallowing it down, winking at you from where he lounges between your legs.

“Sweeter than any fruit.”

There is a knock on the door, an offer of lunch called through the thick oak. Javi ignores it, once, then twice, before shouting angrily that they leave him be. But his eyes still shine, his smile is still wide, and when you crook one finger in his direction, he doesn’t hesitate to scramble up the length of your body, greedy lips capturing your own as he slides his entire length inside you.

It’s with the same hunger that he fucks you, hips slamming into your, the smack of skin on skin as thick fingers claw at your thighs, spreading them wide, and wider still, making room for him to move in closer. You let him take, are happy too; hands throw over your head, fingers gripping blinding at those white linen sheets, cries of pleasure falling from your lips.

“Louder,” he begs. “Let them know, mi amor. Please, let all of them know.”

It’s not an order but a plea; he is desperate for your love, aching for it and his hunger doesn’t stop at the foot of his bed. He wants the whole world to know you are his and you are more than happy to oblige, screaming out his name as you come around his cock. He will give you two more, insist on it, begging in that little whine that he needs you to come, that he needs to feel it one more time. Only then, when he’s satisfied he’s wrung every ounce of pleasure from your body, will he chase his own release, his hips canting faster and faster, until he’s screaming just as loud, your name tumbling from his lips like a prayer.

In the shower you hold each other, his hands washing his release and yours from the tender skin between your thighs, your hands making soothing patterns as you wash the suds away from his curls. He laughs, and you laugh with him. You kiss away the drops of water that cling inside his dimple as he cups your cheeks and whispers how beautiful you are.

When the last of the steam clears, your bodies clean and dry, you make your way back into his bedchambers, eyes searching for the clothes Javi had so quickly stripped you of the night before. The search is fruitless and before you can turn to ask where they ended up, he stops you, one hand capturing your wrist, the other motioning to the sky. The sun is starting to dip back down now, the rays catching at your eye line where they are just barely out of sight, gone to warm the other side of the house.

“Look at the sun, mi mor. It is time for a siesta, yes?”

He doesn’t give you room to answer, pulling you back into the bed, sheets fresh and crisp, changed while you were pressed together in the shower and pulled down just enough for you to slip beneath them. His head finds your chest and your hands find his curls, making a soothing pattern through them, still damp, the smell of his shampoo invading your senses. The curve of his cheek is resting on your heart, his plush lips kissing at the bare skin of your breast. You can see the edges of a teasing grin, his tongue reaching out to trace your nipple, a happy sigh leaving him as he feels you shudder beneath him.

He does it one more time, the bud hardening easily, but he makes no move to take more. You know, your eyelids already slipping shut, that Javi will always take his time. The pads of his fingers are barely brushing at your ribs, barely there but just enough to help sleep find you fully. Before you drift off, you hear his voice, a hushed whisper murmuring the request into the beat of your heart.

Tonight, dine with me?

You say yes. You hope he hears you.

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Imagine starting a party tradition for the whitebeard pirates

On an uninhabited tropical island

Ace: *having a good time with his friends*

You: *sits near by and starts carving into a pineapple with a knife*

Ace: what are are you doing?

You: don't look you'll ruin the joke, give me a minute

Ace: okay then *goes back to chatting with one of his crew mates*

Ten minutes later

You: *imitating marco's voice* hey Ace, who am I-yoi? *Holds the pineapple carved in the likeness of Marco the phoenix in front of your face*

Ace: *chokes on his drink* holy shit (y/n)

You: watch your profanity yoi

Ace: *leans too far back in his chair as he laughs and falls*

You: *still holding the pineapple up, you lean over him* what is the matter Ace-yoi?

Ace: *still laughing* please stop! It hurts *holds his stomach to try and ease the pain*

You: do you need a doctor yoi?*tilts your head and the pineapple to the side*

Ace: *laughing but now in tears* I'm gonna kill you, please stop!

Marco: (y/n) what are you doing to Ace?

You: *not breaking character or lowering the pineapple you look at Marco* I think something is wrong with Ace yoi.

Thatch: *starts laughing* (y/n) you evil genius.

Marco: I don't sound like that

You: *turns to whitebeard* what do you think, pops yoi?

Whitebeard: *turns his head and snorts*

Marco: ha ha have you had your fun (y/n)?

You: *lowers the pineapple* yes

Marco: are you done?

You: yes *goes and carves the marco pineapple into a drink cup, fill it with juice, put a straw in it, and you give it to Ace*

Ace: *tears still running down his face* oh thanks, what I always wanted, a fruit Marco.

Thatch: can I have a fruit Marco, too?

You: sure *ends up carving everyone a marco fruit*

Next party

Whitebeard: (y/n) I'd like a marco pineapple again

You: on it pops *pops open your switch blade*

381 notes • Posted 2021-05-03 19:01:20 GMT

Imagine Shanks deciding to let you join the crew after realizing you are quite funny

Massive Sea king: *raises itself out of the water and stares down at the red force

Shanks and Benn: *stunned silent*

You: oh what fresh fuckery is this

Shanks: *thinks that's the greatest thing he's heard all week and fully intends to incorporate it in his vernacular*

On the Moby dick with Shanks and, whitebeard and his crew.

Whitebeard and Shanks: *exchanging information and small talk over a cup of sake*

Teach: *talking shit about Shanks under his breath with his crew mates, but loud enough for everyone to hear* I bet his dick is a different shade that the rest of his skin.

Shanks and whitebeard: *hear him but elect to ignore it*

You: *overhears and loudly retorts* yeah, it's every shade of your mother's lipstick.

Shanks: *chokes on his drink* (y/n)!

Whitebeard: *has the sake come out his nose* garahrahrahrah you picked a feisty one

Shanks: I haven't decided on whether or not they can stay yet

Whitebeard: oh sure, if you don't want em I'll take em. They're perfect for keeping my boys on their toes.

Shanks: I didn't say I was willing to let them go.

Whitebeard: garahrahrahrah, I suppose that's fair.

sabaody archipelago at Shakky's bar

Some random lady: *whining about her husband*

You: *annoyed with her* will you shut the fuck up?

Some random lady: you obviously don't have a husband

You: yeah, that's why I'm gonna fuck your's now instead.

Benn: *looks over at Shanks* can we please keep them?

Shanks: *sighs* yeah

Benn: congratulations (y/n), you're officially a member of the red haired pirates

You: fuck yeah!

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Imagine learning Karl is very weak to signs of affection part 1

Karl: *has been working on some designs for hours*

You: *enters the room* Karl

Karl: I'm busy

You: I know darling, you skipped lunch so I thought I'd bring you some snacks and something to drink. *Puts a tray of food and a mason jar of water with a lid and a napkin*

Karl: why the mason jar?

You: it's the only container we have with a lid, I wanted to make sure your drink was in a container with a lid so it didn't spill and ruin your designs. *Puts your hands on his shoulder* please make sure to take a break and you stretch so you don't hurt yourself.

Karl: *blushing* alright.

You: dinner is at five thirty, see you then. *Gives him a kiss on his temple and leaves*

Karl: *pulls the brim of his hat over his face* they'll be the death of me.

That night

Karl: *returns to work after dinner*

You: *notices the factory has gotten pretty cold so you throw a blanket in the dryer and starts making hot cocoa*

Ten minutes later

You: *drapes the warm blanket around Karl's shoulders and puts a cup of cocoa next to him before leaving the room*

Karl: *didn't notice how cold he had gotten so he pulls the blankets tighter around himself* I've worked long enough *gets up and goes to the rooms you've made into living quarters to find you cleaning the kitchen and he stands behind you just watching you*

You: *turns around and jumps when you see him* sweet heart you scared me. Can I get you something?

Karl: I'm calling it a night, why don't you join me?

You: sure, give me a minute to wash my hands.

Karl: *flops down on the couch with his hot cocoa*

You: *wipes your hands* can I sit in your lap this time?

Karl: what?

You: can I sit in your lap to share the blanket?

Karl: *his voice cracks* sure *adjusts himself on the couch so you both can put you feet up*

You: *slides into his lap and takes ahold of one of his hands, pulls it into your lap, and begins to gentle massage lotion into it*

Karl: what are you doing?

You: you work with your hands all day, let me take care of them for you. Plus I like the way they feel in my hands. *Gives his knuckles a kiss*

Karl: *having an internal error 404*

You: Karl?... Karl, hey! ... Karl you still in there?....*straddles his lap and cups his chin in your hands to tilt his head back to get a closer look to see if he has a concussion*

Karl: I'm fine!!

You: oh that's a relief, I was worried there for a minute.

Karl: * grumbles* you worry too much

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Imagine Karl learning you speak German the hard way

Author's note: I took German in highschool and college so I'm rusty at German so I had to look up a few things. If they're not correct, sorry, send me the proper thing and I'll fix it.

Part 2

Edit: everything has been fixed, anything that's not right has most likely been left on purpose. Thank you for the fixes @sweetwizardheart

The first week of knowing Karl

Karl: I asked for the fucking Phillips head not the flat head! *Throws the screw driver across the room*

You: *yelps in surprise*

Karl: *grumbles* Du bist für nichts zu gebrauchen (you are useless)

You: I'm sorry, I'm still learning please be patient with me. *Gets the proper screw driver and puts the one he threw back in it's original spot*

A month later

You: I made sandwiches for lunch! *hands him his plate*

Karl: *takes a big bite* es ist lecker, mein Schatz (it's delicious, my treasure)

You: *stares at him for a second*

Karl: it's alright

You: oh wonderful

Three months later

You and Karl: *on the couch in front of a flaming trash can, cuddling for warmth*

Karl: *his arm around you, and his hand running up and down your arm* (y/n)

You: *looks up at him* yes?

Karl: ich liebe dich, Schöne (I love you, beautiful)

You: *genuinely surprised* what?

Karl: it's nothing forget I said anything

Six month later

You: *infinitely more comfortable with Karl* I take it you'll need the eight millimeter wrench?

Karl: *on a rolling board under a machine* no, the ten millimeter

You: *hands him the wrench but drops it*

Karl: Arschgeige! (Literally means ass violin, but it's a rude outdated way of saying someone is an asshole)

You: *slams your foot down on the rolling creeper, right between his thighs, his testicles practically on your toes, and you pull him out from under the machine* Pass auf, Junge. (Means "watch out, boy" but in this case it's used as a warning)

Karl: Du kannst Deutsch! (You can speak German)

You: die ganze zeit (the entire time) *pushes him back under the machine and leaves*

Karl: *scrambling to get out from under the machine* wait! Warte! Liebling komm zurück! (Wait, darling, come back!)

You: *already in the elevator*

Duke: *hears Karl running after you and is absolutely delighted by the drama* oh my, what's going on?

You: Karl's a dick *exits the elevator on the top floor*

Karl: *floats up on a gear* where is (y/n)?

Duke: what did you do, I don't think I've ever seen them this mad before

Karl: I've been speaking my mind out loud in German, and it turns out they speak it as well.

Duke: I can sell you a box of chocolates and a bottle of champagne for three thousand lei

Karl: *sighs and reaches for his wallet* make it three bottles, and do you have any condoms

Duke: getting a little a head of yourself, don't you think?

Karl: do you have em or not?

Duke: yes *gives him the goods* good luck Lord Heisenberg. It's best to just apologize for whatever you did

Karl: yeah yeah, thank you.

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Imagine the nickname the red haired pirates gave you making its way onto your wanted poster

Shank: welcome to the crew princess *ruffles your hair*

You: that's not my name

Shanks: too bad *sticks his tongue out at you*

During a fight

You: *is cornered by several marines*

Benn: hang on princess, I'm coming! *comes to your rescue* four men against one woman! You boys ought to be ashamed of yourself!

When you receive your first wanted poster

You: no! No!

Shanks: what's wrong

You: this is your fault

Shanks: what I do?

You: this! *Holds up your poster for him to see*

Shanks: *snorts* oh my god

You: shut up!

Benn: *just woke up from a nap* what's going on?

Shanks: our little princess got their first wanted poster?

Benn: oh, really what's your bounty?

Shanks: six hundred million berries

Benn: damn princess, for a first time bounty that's up there.

Shanks: but wait it gets better, get a load of this *holds the poster up for him to see*

Benn: *bursts out laughing* can we frame that?

Shanks: you bet your sweet bippy we will.

In a fight against the marines

Smoker: so you must be princess of the red haired pirates

You: *furious* that's not my name! It's a nickname they call me!

Smoker: excuse me?

You: my name isn't princess, if I tell you my name can you get the damn poster fixed? My captain and crew have been giving me hell about it.

Smoker: I can do that

A week later

You: *receives a new poster with your preferred name on it, goes to shanks and slaps it on the table in front of him* read it and weep

Shanks: *looks at the poster* no! They changed it!

You: Smoker kept his word, I stand by my opinion that he's one of the only reliable Marines.

Shanks: I'll get it changed back

A week later

Shanks: *had his meeting with the five elder celestial dragons*

You: *receives a new poster with the name princess on it again* Shanks! What did you do!

Shanks: I asked the five elders to change it back and not allow it to be changed again

You: why!

Shanks: because you're our princess

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