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#yay thank you government for bestowing upon me the best of gifts
pipermintz · 10 months
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Bob the Builder: Can we fix it?
Me as a four y.o.: NO!!!
The CIA: We got a code-9 potential iconoclast. Blast this kid with mind disruption beams, make sure she drinks plenty of red 40 corn syrup, double dose her with unrestricted internet access starting at age 5, give her a Gamecube with Animal Crossing to really seal the deal.
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