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hello-archivist · 9 months
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Day 4 of @tmaappreciationweek : Crossovers (TMAxHFTH)
I just think Jmart should meet some of the hallowoods folks
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 3
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Propaganda
Yaretzi (Hello From The Hallowoods):
Hot werewolf lady
HEY NOW! Yaretzi is a hot post apocalyptic monster hunting LESBIAN space werewolf lady who is in a relationship with a space vampire literally just called The Countess, who is herself in a long feud with Dracula, who runs a biker gang.
She runs a magical hotel with her queer platonic life partner, a renegade demon who gives off exceptional queer vibes.
Together they are raising their adopted child, who is a decaying human skeleton inside a 9 foot tall suit of monster slaying power armor. He, in turn, is taking care of his pet seagull, who is a zombie. Also the seagull is simultaneously both one bird and an entire flock of zombie seagulls.
Anyway, Yaretzi has been hunting monsters for her star god for a very long time, and she is hot and deserves to win.
Werewolf who made a pact with a star deity to kill conquistadors
Spends centuries hunting demons and eating their hearts
Guides the only demon she failed to kill into a sense of his own personhood, adopted a son together, then started dating one of her traditional ancient enemies (hot vampire lady)
Smokey growly voice, grows huge when she transforms, fierce and loving and terrifying
Hera (Wolf 359):
I don't care if she's an AI with no physical form, she is HOT
my digital wife <3
oh it's always "i want a hot computergirl with poor cable management to glitch on my shit" and "i want to fuck her until she bluescreens" on this website until it's time to put your money where your mouth is. i have a post about usb penetration with tens of thousands of notes. i see the things you all say. you have a hot computergirl in front of you and this is how you all repay her? you would abandon her? prove yourselves as the computer sex website; vote for hera NOW!!!
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xyzikxyz · 10 months
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i love painting portraits it is genuinely such a fun way to experiment with style! speaking of style shout out to yaretzi hfth the most stylish podcast werewolf [ID: a digital, fully colored painting of Yaretzi from Hello from the Hallowoods Yaretzi is an androgynous woman of Nahua/Mexica decent with brown, hyperpigmented skin, thick dark wavy hair with the side of her head shaved, and glowing gold eyes with black sclera. She’s wearing a collared, off-white shirt with brown leather suspenders with gold clips. She has gold gauges, a gold nose ring, and a simple gold labret piercing. She is smiling softly. /End ID]
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happy pride month to people who use they/them because they are literally multiple people, trans ghosts, pissed off lesbians with hand-me-down swords, witches with blue hair and pronouns, aromantics who care for giant spiders, punks who sew and use neopronouns, asexuals who don't know how to pronounce "asexual", aging apocalypse moms, fashionista demons, robot skulls with pet dead seagulls, werewolves, giant lake monsters and their invisible boyfriends, and capitalist milfs who may or may not be trans
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a-vibing-potato · 4 months
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Okay, I'm literally learning how to use Tumblr for this fandom alone because for some reason I can't find it hardly anywhere. Hello from the Hallowoods. There's a lot to talk about, obviously (but I'm in the middle of listening to episode 18 right now so please I'm begging you no spoilers), but Mort:
I cannot be the only one thinking he's autistic. Just got to the part in episode 18 where Polly saves Yaretzi and Mort rocks back in forth in joy when she returns, and that solidified it for me.
We love a stimming boi <3
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wolvesbaned · 2 years
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Some characters from Hello from the Hallowoods, but I wanted to try a Studio Ghilbli-adjacent style this time, I feel it could work very well for such a forest-heavy setting!
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laroldtheheralddd · 1 year
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Yaretzi’s wolf form as promised
Got to use my animal drawing skills it’s not a cat but I’ll take it.
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Scaled with the rest of the gang
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sturmdunkel · 2 years
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family portrait!!!
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a very happy birthday to the hallowoods haunt!!!!!
this is my gift for @evieebun125 :DDD
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broocksz · 13 days
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ANIMAL ASSIGNING HFTH CHARERCTERS!!!
credit for my friend @eskiinox for helping me with basically all of them
Percy: ferret/possum? It still doesn't feel quite right but that's what we came up with
Diggory: hedgehog, I can't get the image of a 7 foot tall hedgehog out of my brain
Lady Ethel: white tiger AND in the dream world mixed with a spider so think like bunch of spiders arms coming from the back and note: she'd make her strips more swirly in the dreaming world
Jonah: penguin?? That's the first thing that came to mind idk
Hector: black bear? Any hairy hunting animal really
Polly: peacock definitely
Yaretzi: already wolf so
Mort: IM NOT SURE but like bear???? If you have suggestions please EDIT: LOBSTER HOW DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS EALIER OMG DJHSBS
Riot: angry hamster or a racoon
Clara: a bunny with her ears back or a cool specific bird or smtg
Friday: crowww or raven if we wanna separate omen ig
Big Mikey: like a huge ass dog
The director: owl definitely but not only like how people think owls are smart also how they're hunters
Zelda: GOOSE or a lizard but she is quite a silly goose so
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helenkordart · 1 year
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Smooch your local Polly today!! 😤💕 Commission for @dathen
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hello-archivist · 7 months
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The ultimate showdown:
Polly and Yaretzi vs The Faceless King
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@hellofromthehallowoods
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lorientours · 11 months
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Never before have I wished I could draw so much. What is Yaretzi wearing? Also hehe terrible coparent duo taking their child to the mall. I love them so much.
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xyzikxyz · 2 years
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uhm. bark i guess
[ID: An illustration of Yaretzi, from Hello From The Hallowoods. She is a short, muscular Nahua woman, with a strong nose and two scars on her face, one cutting through her right eyebrow, the other on her left cheek. Her hair is shaven on one side and bleached lighter towards the bottom. Her pose is very casual and relaxed, with her right arm propped up on her right knee and her left hand in her pocket. She’s holding a lit cigarette in her right hand, and she has a smug expression on her face, looking up and to her left. She’s wearing a slightly baggy gray suit, with a darker gray waistcoat and an off-white shirt underneath. She’s wearing dark gray socks with vertical peach striping and black leather shoes. Her tie is peach and gray, with thin yellow stripes separating the two colors. The tie sits over a gold collar pin, which matches her gold pocket watch chain on the left side of her waistcoat. She has a boutonniere on her right lapel, an orange flower with ten round petals. On the left side of her chest, she has a dusty orange pocket square with yellow trim, set in the suit pocket in a more casual style. There are visible cufflinks on her right arm, tiger’s eye stones set in gold. On her right hand, there are two rings: a plain gold band on her ring finger, and a tigers eye stone set in gold on her pinky finger. She has a gold nose ring, gold gauges, and two gold cartilage piercings on her right ear. She’s wearing thin, ovular sunglasses, with bright orange lenses and gold rims. /end ID]
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hallowoodspolls · 7 months
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Hallowoods Favourite Character shown down: Round Five
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a-vibing-potato · 4 months
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A List of some Oddly Specific things I love about Polly's return in episode 41 of HFTH because he's my favorite character and I don't know what to do with this obsession
Polly standing on top of the game table WHILE a game of cards is in progress
The imagery of charred poker cards fluttering in every direction is *chef's kiss*
HIS HORNS ARE NOT ONLY SHOWING THEY'RE BURNING (He's not worried about the Industry anymore!)
Messy hair [he doesn't care about being so perfect and stiff :)]
His eyes shining (once again, he's not worried about the Industry anymore and is actually showing his emotions and doesn't feel bad about it!)
*bows to the people whose card game he interrupted while STILL on the table*
"Did you miss me?"
Mort wanting to flip a table and hug Polly (same bud, same) but he can't so he just bounces happily in his chair (stims <3)
Yaretzi hugging Polly so hard that she knocks someone over and lifts Polly off the ground
"Unhand me, you're ruining my grand entrance!" (and he laughed this, I don't think he's ever laughed before bc he was so stiff and professional)
'Polly descended the table with a hop'
The "Totally Not Gay" way of sitting by draping himself over a chair. I don't even know what that looks like.
"I'm so happy to find you both... alive," (Same Polly, same)
Polly being shooketh to his very core that a bird was useful for once
"WhAt Do yOu HAvE tHaT's PiNk?"
"In the morning, I'll have an existential crisis and a hangover," (This is now my favorite Polly quote, and I can't wait to use it in everyday conversation)
And last but not least, THEY'RE A FAMILY. finally :))))
Something bad's gonna happen now, isn't it.
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wolvesbaned · 1 year
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i know this is a couple minutes late my time but hope it's still viable for the HFTH recap! @hellofromthehallowoods
Wanted to do a scene that stuck with me very closely <3
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