#wymack was already having a bad day but allison driving over to his apartment solely to ask if he and abby were a thing didn’t help

[the-plothole-court]

allison *holding up a piece of paper*: in my hand lies the truth of whether or not wymack and abby are doing it.

allison: wymack wrote the answer down himself and gave me “permission” to do what i’d like with it. i’ve obviously decided to auction it off so, let’s hear some offers.

matt: i’ll let you style my hair in any way you want.

nicky: massage. allison i will give you a full-body massage.

allison: nicky going in the wrong direction and getting himself disqualified! interesting approach.

allison: crazy-hair matt going once, going twice…

aaron: i’ll show you a picture of me in high school. two words: emo phase.

allison: ooo aaron coming in hot!

matt: i’ll also give you full control over my wardrobe.

kevin: i’ll go on a date with you.

allison: SOLD!

allison: to matt, not kevin. that offer really freaked me out and i just want this to end now.

#wymack was already having a bad day but allison driving over to his apartment solely to ask if he and abby were a thing didn’t help #and when wymack looked up to find andrew sitting on top of his fridge looking like he’d broken in and been there for hours #he just grabbed the nearest pen and ripped a piece of paper and wrote one word before handing it to allison with a loving death stare #which then led to the auction #where allison stood in the lounge and made all the foxes sit down in front of her #she was intrigued by the idea of seeing aaron in all black with a terrible haircut and multiple piercings #but as someone majoring in fashion design she knew that matt was the obvious choice #also #allison will never miss out on a chance to crush kevin’s ego and let him know just how repulsive she finds him #or to remind nicky that not everyone wants to be within arms reach of him #aftg #all for the game