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#women are always better they’re always more interesting GRRRRR
yioh · 10 months
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sometimes it makes me really annoyed how fast the male characters in genshin become favoured by fans lmfao it’s so unfair 😭
#male character has a sad past: fans make intricate soulful art and fanfics abt them for years#female character has sad past: fans are like awwwwww:( and then forget abt them#like i can GUARANTEE u kaveh will have content created for him even months and months after his release#shenhe content after her story quest??? crickets. silence.#i would even argue that shenhe’s story was WAAAAAAAY sadder and heartbreaking but 🙄#idk it’s just so unfair that ppl aren’t as interested in women like ik this has been a pattern for YEARS and likely will never change but#it fills me w so much rage#women are always better they’re always more interesting GRRRRR#i feel like the reason i hate kaveh so much is because how unfairly he is loved by fans compared to other characters 😭#everytime i look at him i am simply reminded of colourism and another missed chance for a sickass design#i’ll literally never be over how much sumeru broke my heart lol it was actually so gutting 😭👍 i didn’t realise the colourism was gonna be#THAT bad and i didnt realise the fans were THAT colourist racist AND stupid#truly will never forget the ‘they’re in the forest where there’s no sun so they’re all white as fuck’ argument#can u believe that was real#anyways . anyways#ik everyone is sick of me talking abt this LOL it just rly annoys me because i liked this game sm before 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 and the fans r#everywhere so i get spammed w content of characters i Do Not Want To See 😭
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hotcocosharing · 7 years
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Dating the REAL bidders (Headcanon KBTBB)
Fandom: Kissed by the baddest bidders Characters: Eisuke, Soryu, Mamoru, Baba, Ota Summary: Idea from here, how I imagine the real bidders are behind our screens. Just for fun, my own fantasy NOTES: I wrote this to cheer myself up, little scenes that play in my head, gotta say I’m surprised that I kind of like Eisuke, only the good sides though, nothing like the one in game.
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Prologue: Eiuske isn’t thrilled about you making him an ass from the series “Switching Places” and asks you go on a date with him to get to know the real him, eventually ending up with you going on a date with each bidder.
Ota
You expect Eisuke would be your first date since he’s the one who’s started this whole “getting to know the REAL Eisuke thing” but instead you’re sitting awkwardly at a beach side cafe with a familiar annoying face, “What are you doing here Ota?”
He smirks with his brows frown, “On a date, obviously.”
“Why is Soryu here too?”
“Aren’t you just plain stupid, we are out on a date.” The blonde is clearly enjoying this while the mobster in grey just sits and reads his detective novel quietly.
“Then why am I here?”
Playing with his air, Ota answers in amusement. “This is getting to know us.” You roll your eyes and pour more syrup into your ice tea, “I don’t need to watch to know that you are a brat, Ota.”
“Awww, is someone jealous that I am the one who’s dating Soryu Oh?”
Grrrrr, “Fuck you.”
“Oh you wish, no wait you wish it’s someone else, isn’t it?” He whispers and winks to his left.
“Oh my god, Ota, seriously, get over yourself already. I don’t even know what Soryu sees in you.” You sigh and gulp half of your drinks.
“Well you will never get it.”
“No, most of the readers don’t get it either. You are bitter, he’s thoughtful; You are mean, he’s kind-hearted; You are sadistic and you never stop talking!” The more differences you list the more you fail to understand, is this what they call love will keep us all blind or is it just lust?
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“Pff, Soryu is submissive.” Ota sticks his tongue out as Soryu looks up with his redden cheeks (awww he’s so cuteeee) before he quickly returns to his book. “He gets me and I get him, we click, that’s all that matters.” The blonde says with a soften expression when he steals a glance at the mobster, and there it is- a true moment of love in his eyes. He is serious about Soryu, much more than anyone’d ever imagined.
Sure they are an odd pair that probably no one would root for or understand but they don’t need anyone’s approvals, they just need each other.
Mamoru
Mamoru is smoking with his legs crossed and arms stretch to the sides on the bench, he looks neither nervous or excited. “Waiting for someone?” He let’s out a yarwn and gets up, “You look nice.” He mutters and walks off, “Where are we going?”
To your surprise, he has taken you to an amusement park for a date. This looks like a text book date from Voltage, “Hurry up, kid.” He calls without looking back, hmm this does sound like the Mamoru from season 1 before he’s gotten to know the MC.
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He isn’t much of a talker which is weird because he talks a lot more when you are all gathered so you try all sort of topics but only earn you the short answers. “Mamo, do you not want to go on a date? You seem awfully quiet.” He hesitates and stops walking, “Hey wanna try that?” It’s a shooting contest and before you’d answer, he’s already in line. Aiming and shooting is only natural to a detective like him, he’s won a second prize and it’s an ukulele.
“This is handy.” The lazy detective seems happy with his rewards, “You know how to play?” He answers by playing a familiar melody, a classic folk song. His face is coated in the orange rays of sun set and you find your heart pounding at the sight, his gazes meet with yours as his fingers leave the string. “What a lovely day, huh.” He suddenly says, “Umm sorry I didn’t say much today. I..I’m kind of nervous.” His apology surprise you as you see no clue at all, he just seems cool and little strange. “I… I have always liked you.. from the first time we met.”
Wait???!!! What???!! Mamoru Kishi, your favorite character from Kissed By The Baddest Bidders is confessing to you?! Taking a step closer, Mamoru kisses ever so gently on your forehead. “I don’t want you to take it the wrong way. I wasn’t bored or anything, I just didn’t know what to say.” He smiles sheepishly, “What do the guys usually say after this? Or is it your turn to respond?”
You can’t help but giggle at his adorable form, he’s so cute you want to jump and embrace him but instead you suggest the two of you to go for dinner where he can be less nervous and back to himself so you can get to know the real him.
Baba
“Camera rolling and …… action!” You look dumbfounded then Baba walks through the door on set with only black boxer briefs, he’s toned and smoking hot! Your mouth drop wide open as he walks towards the actress on bed, lifting her chin up and kisses her seductively. The director shouts cut then the crew moves some lights and start filming again, the woman gets down on her knees with Baba’s cock right in front.
OH MY GOD
The director slowly instructs their exact movements, the actress carefully moves her hands to his thighs while his grips her hair. Baba then pulls his boxer off and almost slaps her with his manhood, why are you here! What is this? Oh no, you have a plenty good idea what this is but questions flood through your head. Should you be mad? Embarrassed or impressed at his size? Minutes or hours later, you can’t really tell, Baba stands in front of you with his casual wear and smiles as happy as ever, “Hello princess.”
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“BABA!! What the hell!!!!!!”
Making a shock face follow by a naughty grin, “What? This is the real me!” You gulp and lower your voice, “A PORN STAR?”
“Yeah, a good one too don’t you think?” He winks. “Baba, you aren’t exactly the most popular guy in the game. I am not sure this will do any good.”
He shows his arm and signal you to hook around it then he casually leaves the set, “I don’t care about popularity. I am who I am, Kara. And I am fucking proud of that.”
Proud of being a porn star? The question almost leave your lips but you listen, this is about him not your assumption. It isn’t his dream to be one, life leads him to an opportunity and he takes it as it pays well, the cast, the people he meets turn out to be much less hypercritical and cynical so he sticks around.
“It doesn’t bother you that you aren’t that popular?” You have to ask, a grin plays at the corner of his lips, “I accepted Voltage’s offer for fun, I did porn for fun. Life is too short and I don’t want a boring one. Plus quality over quantity, love.”
You look at the satisfying man in hat, carefree, straight forward, optimistic and they are the reasons why Mitsunari Baba is so charming, a man who is true to himself.
Eisuke
You take one last look at your phone and walk to the end of corridor, there’s no point in checking which apartment since you are on the top floor of a penthouse apartment. How fitting of Eisuke Ichinomiya.
“Hi, come on in,” Eisuke greets you casually with a smile, he smiles?! But before you can look to double check he has rushed back to the kitchen, “Make yourself at home, hey do you want something to drink?” He pops his head out and asks, “No,no I’m good.” You walk around his spacious apartment to find no helper or bulter of any sort, just you and the billionaire.
“Umm, do you need help?” You rise your voice.
“Nope.” He smiles, again he is really smiling!!! “All done.” Putting two plates of lobsters with salads and pasta, your eyes widen. “You cook all this by yourself?!”
“Pff, I can cook, I can drive, I do a lot of things myself like any regular citizens.” He stands behind you and pull a chair out, such gentleman like feels a bit out of place but you are more amazed than freaked, you never would have thought it’s possible to feel comfortable with Eisuke’s presence. “This place is huge!” He pours some white wine into your glass and offers a private tour later, “Oh my god!!!”
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He chuckles at your reaction, “I’m that good, right?” Confident, sassy, funny and he can cook! This can’t be true, there is no way Eisuke Ichinomiya would fit your type. The night continues rather perfectly, the two of you talking about yourself, your interest, his hobby, the latest movie you like, his favorite book and who’d known that both of you like Bruno Mars.
After showing you around his place, you freshen up in the bathroom and you even wish you have picked a better outfit. When you step inside, you are surprised to hear Eisuke playing the piano and singing.
Oh, her eyes, her eyes make the stars look like they’re not shiningHer hair, her hair falls perfectly without her trying.
She’s so beautiful
And I tell her everyday.
You lean by the couch and quietly listen, feeling the rising warmth on your cheeks, it must be the wine. Eisuke smiles at you (again!) and motions you to sit beside him.
When I see your face
There’s not a thing that I would change’ Cause
you’re amazingJust the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while‘Cause girl,
you’re amazingJust the way you are
You bite your lips, gazing into his sides and trace down to his lips which seem so soft, so alluring, so kissable. Shaking your head lightly, you look up to meet his eyes, has he always had these captivating eyes?
You only realize the music has stopped when his hand touches yours, “I’ve had a lot of fun tonight.” He murmurs, “Yeah, me too. I…I think the readers will love this side of you.”
He shrugs, “Only if you like this side of me too.” Is this his trick? Does he say this to all women he brings home? Wait, who’s the real Eisuke Ichinomiya? There’s no respond to his question as any sign of yes indicate a loss to you, averting your gaze, you excuse yourself as it’s getting late. He insists on driving you home but you decline politely, you walk out the door and turn to say goodbye.
“Goodnight,” he says, leaning in for a quick peek on your still redden cheek, “I really like you, Kara.” That’s all he says before you stand dumbfounded and shocked with his door shut in front of your face.
Oh my god? What just happened!!??
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Two days later….
A small box is placed on your desk when you return from lunch, opening to find a wooden music box which loops the song he plays on your date with a card attach.
I really enjoyed our date, looking forward to our second one.
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