#who happens to be hot as fuck

[foxdev1l]

ryan gosling is the epitome of the ao3 tag 'crack treated seriously'

#he's just a silly little guy #who happens to be hot as fuck #ryan gosling #im just ken #barbie #academy awards #oscars #ao3 tags

[yourlocalabomination]

Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.

#the bastards box wasn’t enough I had to trap this fucker in a hour glass #IM NEVER RENDERING GOLD AGAIN IN MY LIFE I DIDNT LEARN THE FIRST TIME- #anyway guess who’s not dead. sorry I disappeared for a hot sec as you might be able to deduce this one took a while #also life happened lol. I was doing this inbetween uni work a social life and being ill. #I’m not going to reveal how long this one took because I’m genuinly ashamed I put so much time into drawing Ted fucking Spankoffski #just know this might be the most amount of time and effort Iv ever put into a artwork in my entire life #I’m not too mad about it actually because I wanted to make one final big artwork before I turn 20 #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #time bastard #starkid time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I personally love and obsess over disillusioned and self-isolating protagonists which is one of the reasons why I advocate for a Young Wizard who just leans so much into their role as the Savior that they're now just this broken down individual who now genuinely shares everyone's fears and legends of them of being this Ultra Powerful, Non-Human, Above-All-The-Peasants Legend Amongst Men. Being picked apart and analyzed (INCORRECTLY might I add) by strangers and people who fear/hate/revere you, no matter where you go or what you do, over and over and OVER it just literally whittles away at who you used to be, what used to make you happy and now you're replaced with what everyone made you into. Not You, but a Hero.

But you know what's even better 😈😈😈 a wizard who cracks in a different way and is now just baaaareeely holding it together. A wizard who just is not All There anymore. A wizard who's Good Maybe, but someone who genuinely gives you a GOOD REASON to fear a switch in allegiance. Someone who reminds you that your entire life depends on their mood

Give me Harley Quinn YW, give me a YW who cackles and shrieks in joy as they batter the evil to the ground, give me a YW who pushes at the very edge of the EXTREMES even when they don't need to. I want a YW who doesn't carry around a gleaming sword, or a mystical staff, but a bat with nails studded inside or a rusty machete; I want poems and songs of not a Hero but a wolf in sheep's clothing who just barely gets by in masquerading as the Commoners. An unhinged YW is the second to best Bad Ending you could ever get from this situation and I want everyone to think about this actually

#aka: my oc JALSBDID #no but i want an Almost Villain yw so badly. like full on villain yw is transcendent dont get.me wrong but i want THIS #all that fucking PRESSURE. that nobody could even BEGIN to describe in any post and the yw has to LIVE IT #this post was also inspired by wallaru's very last line in dialogue. no spoilers but you guys Know exactly what im talking about #also funny thought: dyvim would absolutely still support us and not be afraid of us if this ever happened #just like “aww look at them go <3” nobody can tell me dyvim would not support this. Nobody. #AU WHERE DASEIN AND THE YW ARE UNHINGED TOGETHER #dasein standing up for himself is hot but dasein who knows when to reign it in but DOESN'T anyway? 🥵🥵🥵🥵 #like super confident in himself. knowing EXACTLY who he is: a menace. and he takes (misguided?) comfort and solace in that shit #and then the yw being the same way......... bro #i got off topic but anyways JALSNDOESJ #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

[celluloidbroomcloset]

I don't even know what to do anymore.

#rhys darby #love birds #gif #ofmd #like what is even happening #i'm mostly making these to harass my friend with #something about a gigantic dork who is also really fucking hot #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #my bisexuality is basically: very select slightly odd men and all women #if stede and the crew had a queen-inspired rock band #fang is even there! #ed would be their number one and only groupie

[jessieren]

Ummm… phone fidget??

Ok - not actually a fidget but look at his eyes here… and his hand

You can hold me like that any time Evans

#shaun evans #itv endeavour #endeavour morse #fidget friday #phone fidget #which isn’t really a fidget #but he’s so pretty here #so who cares #look at his eyes #fuck me they’re beautiful #and I’m still going ape over his hands #I genuinely need to get out more #but it’s more fun staring at evans #so you know that’s not gonna happen #anyway…. #hot damn evans

[go-to-the-mirror]

[ID: Scene from “The End of Time” where the tenth Doctor points a gun at the Time Lords while the Master stands behind him with a tweet by @/caranthirs over it. The tweet reads, “it’s simply so sexy when devotion becomes ruthlessness. when “i would do anything for you” is taken to its furthest extreme and a character has become utterly amoral in their unbending loyalty” /End ID]

#i know this is not exactly wot happens here but frankly he did stand up when rassilon threatened the master. so #thoschei #tensimm #tenth doctor #the end of time #doctor who #episode: the end of time #my lonely rambles #that moment was really hot of him tbh #covered in blood pointing a gun at rassilon just absolutely fucking ready to kill #and then he only didnt bc of (his mum) the woman #teot my belovedddd

[supjello]

bold move honestly to have all the characters yell every argument they knew fans would have at ted for why he should stay, and not have him say they’re wrong, or offer anything to counter it. Because at the end of the day it was his son. It was only his son. His son was the period at the end of the sentence, and always was going to be. Nothing else mattered, he was going home to his boy.

Literally if they were right I'd agree but it's them they know, not me. Now there's a way and I know that I have to go away. I know I have to go.

#ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #do I like it? NO. does it feel good? NO. #did it have to happen? YES. #and he certainly wasn’t going to rip his son out of HIS home #his country the rest of his family his support system #just to force him to adapt to Ted’s lifestyle and circle in london #I get the escapist fantasy of that and I’m here for it in fic #but I think people are seriously underestimating how hard that is on a kid #moving is one of the most traumatic events a child can go through #so is divorce lmao #like would it be better for ted in england? abso-fucking-lutely #but he’s taking the L for his son #and is saving him some points on his future therapist’s ACE questionnaire lmao #ANYWAYS <-girl who only uses her workplace training about a child’s developing brain #to write hot takes about fictional families

[spicyicymeloncat]

Idk if this is a hot take but why is it always “Kai slaved away and worked his ass off to raise his sister” and never the other way round or them working hard together?

Like, I know he’s older but in the show, does he really… act older? Like if you think about Kai and Nya’s dynamic yknow? Because from my understanding:

When Kai and Nya are introduced we see Kai fail at making a sword and Nya being the one to chide him for it. Kai makes an overconfident statement about wanting to be a better blacksmith than his father. This suggests that one, Kai is rather rash as well as inexperienced (something that lines up with the rest of his character arc in the pots and also generally), with Nya being the more mature figure in contrast

Also just a note but in the shorts: “I can handle it!” “No you can’t, stupid”

Kai frequently being very good at neglecting people or things: leaving Lloyd at an arcade whilst being focused on finding samurai x, not even knowing samurai x was Nya or that she only did it because she felt left out by him, completely abandoning both Nya and Lloyd in s3 (and Ik he was going through it at the time, but in line with the fandom’s characterisation of him)

Kai in season 5: “After I lost my dad, I lost my way. But I was lucky to have my sister watch over me”

Generally, their dynamic isn’t one where Kai really provides for Nya at all. In fact, judging by the fact that Nya can make entire mechs and Kai struggled to make a sword, Nya was probably busting her ass to provide for Kai. And judging by the s5 quote, that’s probably true. I’m not saying Nya raised Kai, it just rubs me the wrong way when she’s treated like a decorative flourish to a narrative that paints Kai as a burnt out child who was forced to grow up too soon especially since that is such a mischaracterisation of him in the first place.

#all I’m saying is that it’s weird we undersell all of the sister’s capabilities just so we can present the brother as tormented and burdened #ignoring the fact that he spent all his days in the gap between the pilots and s1 playing video games #like I’m sorry kai is a pathetic baby girl in the show and I LOVE HIM THE WAY HE IS #okay yeah I snapped a little #I’m just tired of everyone mischaracterising him yknow #like I’m sorry bestie he’s not that capable he’s a loser man and I am ready to love loser men #i just think that it’s an incredibly stereotypical dynamic to have one male character who everyone completely #over exaggerates their struggles to the point of making it seem that everyone else in the story either doesn’t suffer or is an asshole for #not noticing the suffering of this one hot guy #this happens in many fandoms and I think this is what’s happening here #hhhhh #I’m sorry if Kai is ur favourite and this opinion upsets you I don’t mean to be bitch #I’m just really not into this interpretation of him #again this isn’t a dog at his character I just thing people don’t get him a lot of the time #and you know what Nya is also super undersold as a character #like where’s the fucking Nya Lloyd sibling content? #she mentored Lloyd too? she taught him how to ride dragons she stayed with him on the bounty she and Lloyd only had eachother in s9 #what about them?? #Kai gets too woobified and Nya doesn’t get woobified enough that’s my opinion #alright I’m done sorry #Ninjago #rant #ig this is a #ninjago analysis #i won’t tag characters cuz I don’t want to make anyone upset #and again I’m sorry if I do

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

help I'm being dragged back into my drarry era what's happening

#drarry was like one of my first ships when i was like 13 and first getting into fandom spaces #i have since evolved #and i am a multishipper first before i am even a person #but i havent truly engaged in it #but i found a fanfiction i actually really liked and then caught myself looking at fanart on pinterest #what is happening to me #what kind of age regression is this #and why do drarry fanfictions actually have to slay so hard #you dont even have to ship it to know some of that writing is fantastic #its such such such SUCH a different vibe to scorbus btw i dont understand anyone who compares them fr #anyway 8th year is my guilty pleasure and i will be going and indulging in it for a hot second before returning to daylight (scorbus) #drarry #multishipping slays #anyone can fuck anyone (of age) WOOO #first dan and phil now this my god

[veronicathegoddess]

getting fucked with a plastic bag over my head and being told if i don't make them cum before i run out of air, they'll make sure i never take another breath again

#doo doo doo #i dont have a fear kink where i think almost dying is hot or anything like that #doo doo doo doo #but if it were to happen #i wouldn't mind #like id be okay with it #who am i tryna fool #please try to kill me when you're fucking me #mine #gender neutral

[b4kuch1n]

more sk8. I think the cindereki stuff is extremely stupid but I am not immune to trying to conceptualize a princess gown in any setting

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #if ur wondering yes the first gown I uh. pulled? from the brothers grimm version's idea #which I do prefer to the perrault/disney version. specifically bc there's no fairy #there are three balls happening on three consecutive nights and each night cinderella gets a gown and accessories from a tree #growing on her mom's grave #(the version I grew up with (translated to vietnamese) actually wrote it to be her dad's grave instead I literally dont know why) #and the wording is like. ''rain gold and silver on me'' or something like that? which is why all of the dangly bits in that design #(dont worry about the rest of the brothers grimms version. thats not important. dont think about it its not in the room with us) #also in this post: future!renga bc of fucking course. who do you think I am. who do you think I am #I see a character I love I immediately try to imagine a good future for them it is Simply my ways #ft. the lethal combo of being three kinds of queer + adhd + a teen #may just be bc I myself don't go to college lol. but I can't really imagine reki going to college. he'd get apprenticeship somewhere #like immediately. on sight. some uncle in nago would snatch him up a sentence in #I waffle on langa but him just getting out of the biggest shock of his life + severe depression would Not let go of his loved ones #so tbh I can't imagine him leaving okinawa either. at least right after high school #langa has the advantage of not giving a single shit about ''his potentials'' so he'll be chasing life's pleasures for a hot second thank you #also I believe in reki speaking at least passable conversational english thank you. he's trans and gay in asia #he's just also the kind of guy who has to think for a hot second to remember which way the written number 3 faces #''nailed the logic just plugged the wrong number in several times'' kind of guy #while langa's the ''doesn't understand the fundamental concept of puzzles'' kind of guy #man. this is like having two homunculi implanted in my brain. welcome boys come join leon pokemon #talk to each others while I do my job ok? thank you #that said. the comm queue should be finished up soon #(funny thing to say about three comms I know. but I will say it anyway) #and I'll take a few days break to unclench my brain and then get back into it #every day I learn new things about the dip pen. its great #okay. nap now tho. anything else can wait

[spaciebabie]

weather here is so fucking stupid. earlier this week it was freezing out and now its 60 degrees and i hafta dig thru my shit and pull out my sleeping shorts b/c its so fucking HOT IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. WHY IS IT 60 DEGREES IN JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#THEY HAVE THE HEAT ON #WHY #OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE SUCK #spacie spoinks #''oh haha its the south its like this here lol'' BITCH NO THE FUCK IT ISNT??? YOU'VE LIVED HERE LONGER THAN ME?????? #ITS NEVER THIS FUCKING HOT IN JANUARY FFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #YOU'RE LYING AND DELUDING YOURSELF #IT USED 2 BE 30 DEGREES AND UNDER IN WINTER HERE #PEOPLE THINK ITS NORMAL?? EVEN THE 70 YEAR OLDS WHO LIVE IN THIS STUPID STATE #WE USED 2 HAVE SNOW DURING THE WINTER #SCREAMS #ohhh my goddd im so tired when the weather changes like this we get hurricanes and tornados i dont wanna deal with bad weather so often #IT USUALLY ONLY HAPPENS IN THE SPRING AND FALL BUT NOW. ITS HAPPENING MORE FREQUENTLY. #oh my goddd. i fucking hate our government i hate rich people who fucking contribute 2 this im so angry im so fucking mad

[unohanadaydreams]

I find it amusing Mayuri is the only captain we've seen in the shower, considering he probably wears the most clothes and it turns out he's absolutely smoking hot. Kubo is a TEASE.

I mean, he's the only captain where that's what it takes for the audience to see him that way (we can probably disregard Byakuya's bath reveal in TYBW lmao). There is no battle or place of comfort where we see Mayuri stripped of his frippery. If Kubo didn't show him in a position where he physically can't wear make up, we never would've seen his face!

It took Mayuri at an extremely private moment where he's bathing for him to drop the act because he is forced to. And as the audience we are privy to a scant moment. That never happens again. Ever. At all. In the whole of canon!!! Even when Kubo's done a human world fit for Mayuri, he is still keeping it clown.

But I agree, it's amusing. Top 5 things Mayuri would burn down the world for seeing, for sure.

#Personally I find Mayuri hot as he portrays himself on the regular. But I feel as if that is extremely known LMAO #And I find it fitting that's the only time it happens #Because it's a very consistent part of Mayuri that he DOES NOT want himself to be seen that way #He is not a normal person. He's a scientist. He's a genius. He's the Captain of the 12th. He runs R&D. You can't just look like a normal gu #and do all that shit. I mean look at Kisuke Urahara he tried and he got kicked out of the Seireitei. Because he's a no good hack. #Unlike Mayuri Kurotsuchi the most Scientist Of All Time Who Is Definitely Not Spiraling Toward Emotional Ruin The Whole Manga #Anyway #I would fuck him as is no need for the cleansing routine I am perfectly fine finger painting #DRAFT EMPTYING