#while eating all the fabric in the room including his expensive imported silk sheets

[justaz]

as much as i hate uther, i don’t believe him to be homophobic. him and gaius definitely experimented when they were younger. i think it much funnier that uther doesn’t care that merlin’s a boy. yeah sure he’s a little stuck on the class difference (why on earth would arthur go for a servant???). but the thing that really sets him off, has him spitting with rage, is the sorcerer part.

he doesn’t care that his sons gay, he can even excuse the class difference, but he draws the LINE at sorcery

#no homophobia in my camelot #in fact everyone is queer #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #uther pendragon #arthur pendragon #merthur #uther welcoming his son in law with the ghost of a smile bc uther is a Dick but he does vaguely care for his son and his happiness #then doing a complete 180 the second he sniffs out the magic like a bloodhound #just frothing at the mouth as merthur is sucking face and tangling tongues in the back of the room #passive aggressive meat cutting while staring daggers at merlin #tom and jerry ass antics #that’s what i wanna read #gimme crack fics #NEOWWWWW #uther poisoning merlin’s food so merlin fills others chambers with a bunch of goats that are shitting and pissing everywhere #while eating all the fabric in the room including his expensive imported silk sheets #no one knows how merlin managed to get all the goats up there without raising any alarms #uther pushes merlin down a flight of stairs and merlin lands like a family guy character at the bottom #merlin cursing uther for a day or two to only be able to sing instead of speak #uther sending assassins after merlin and merlin waiting until uther gives a big important speech in front of all of camelot to pants him #despite how hard uther pulls...his pants just wont come back up. he overcorrects and falls on his face #uther vs merlin rivalry ftw #i know of 'no. just...no' by theroundbartable but thats about it