#which just feels ded to me now

[vendettasfanfictioning]

The Nightmare of Zoldyck (Musical) was gay as fuck and here's why you should watch it.

Bingeing The Nightmare of Zoldyck reminds me just. Just how fucking gay it was??????? And this was made almost 11 years ago???? And it's just so insane and surreal to me?????? They could've added any sort of twist to the Zoldyck Arc and yet the twist they chose was 🌈🏳️‍🌈??? In all fairness, they did also add Hisoka so maybe that's just how it is lmao

Now you may think I'm joking or being delusional—but no I swear THEY MADE IT GAY AS FUCK OK. IT'S ACTUALLY AMAZING

First, we have the obvious; the adorable, blossoming friendship between Gon and Killua. The very reason this arc exists is because Gon refused to let Illumi's teachings corrupt Killua's self-esteem. It's so, so, so touching in the manga and both anime adaptations, but in the musical they just... The songs just made it come off more romantic?

I'm biased, I love the friends-to-lovers development these two undergo, but I swear, take the shipping goggles off and it's still has a subtle if not in-your-face obvious, romantic tone.

Why? First, the presentation. The Zoldycks are introduced by Milluki through song. They each get lines which are backed up by epic music and stage effects, come together for the iconic chant of, "Zoldyck," before ultimately gathering around and sitting down.

Kalluto, Kikyo, Illumi, Silva, Milluki, and Zeno have a family meeting while Killua's hung above them, representing where he is in the dungeon, and right off the bat, you get hit with "forbidden romance" vibes.

The family talks about what Killua did, what he said, while Killua sings about how he doesn't want to inherit his dad's position. HE ALSO SINGS THIS LINE WHICH IS SO?????

And he sings a little after Illumi visits him in the dungeon and, y'know, messes with his head even more. He writes a letter of sorts to Gon, Kurapika, and Leorio, telling them they should go to protect them from Illumi and he just sounds SO heartbroken...

Then we skip forward, this is after the gang has won Gotou's approval. Gon writes a letter, and it's so fucking sweet because it's basically him saying look. Look at Zebro, Gotou, Canary, these people who care for you, who love you. You're not alone, we understand your feelings, ok? AND THIS PANEL IN PARTICULAR IS SO RAPUNZEL SO ROMEO AND JULIET IDK

And that super serious discussion between Killua and Silva? He gushes about Gon a lot, and they really took some liberties with Silva because this man keeps grinning like he knows his son's got a crush.

And of course Gon's not gonna back down. Canary asks how their Young Master Killua was like, outside Kukuroo Mountain, and... just look.

I'm not gonna include every damn time they sing together but when they finally meet? They're so. so happy. I can't.

And there's this scene after the party (yes they have a goodbye party of sorts for Killua) where Killua thanks Gon for coming to get him and Gon says ofc we're friends and they play around and they're so happy together...

Look at them they ded

There's also this moment when it all goes to shit and THIS SONG SLAPS Gon metaphorically slaps Killua out of it too but just. Just listen to it, it made me cry

And since this happens right after the Hunter's Exam, Kurapika and Leorio are still a bit wary of Killua, so while Gon's ecstatic and unwavering about being Killua's friend, the other two sort of bond in the sidelines as well?

Take this shot of leopika dancing. It's short and sweet and they're so stupid but they're at least getting along!!!

I forgot they bickered a lot, especially during the Hunter's Exam, but now look at them. This isn't the gayest part though, because Leorio finds out there's a hot spring in the Zoldyck mansion... and... yeah... I'll let y'all watch this scene for yourselves but uh, stuff happens and I fucking screamed is all

LIKE LOOK THESE MFS END UP STAR GAZING TOO COME ON

They also share a bit in the end where Gon sniffs Zebro??? And he says that Zebro has a similar scent to Leorio??? And leopika turn to each other and go:

LIKE HELLO?? HELLOOOOO???

And of course, I saved the murder husbands for last. While the gang have their fun, we would sometimes cut to black and these two would be shown, scheming in the dark and talking about their own plans.

They be dropping some bomb ass dialogues tho

AND APPARENTLY ILLUMI GAVE HISOKA A TOUR LMAO

Mind you, there is no fucking explanation as to why Hisoka's there. His narrative purpose is ofc to sow chaos and stir trouble, look out for Gon or whatever, but why is he here specifically in the Zoldyck Estate is never stated. BUT he does refer to it as a vacation. Twice.

Like sure this is just him being a little shit but COME ON. If Illumi really didn't want him there, he'd have chased Hisoka out, swatting him with a broom while at it. But no. They scheme in the dark and Illumi shows him around and Hisoka says it's a vacation. Wonder who could've invited him.......

This interaction also happens. And I will only be thinking about this for the foreseeable future.

HISOKA CHASES AFTER HIM OFFSCREEN IT'S KINDA CUTE AND ALSO RUINING MY LIFE????

Insane that the killugon heart-to-heart, leopika hot spring moment, and hisoillu bickering happen back to back to back. They're all paired off. The way they switch the audience's perspective actually really satisfying. Each couple gets their alone time and it's like seeing the different stages of a relationship. INSANE and HELLA GAY

And, of course, the heart of the cards—easily one of the most iconic lines Hisoka's said, which is, coincidentally, the point of conflict of the entire musical

While Killua's fighting for his life, here's the magician who's basically getting everything he's ever wanted served on a silver platter. This mf is so happy he got to fight Illumi's family lmaoooo

AND HE SAYS IT TWICE!!!!

ONLY FOR MAMA ZOLDYCK TO MIC DROP WITH THIS IN THE END

I just. I love this musical so much. It used to be my comfort watch when I first got into HxH, and while I joke about how fucking gay it turned out to feel (I'm being serious about it though) I do think it's a great production.

The actors did amazing, the dance/fight sequences and the dialogue were so well done, and it just added so much depth to the Zoldycks, y'know? I do wish Alluka was here, but we all know why she's not... That would've been so fun though.

Anyways, if I've convinced you, then you can watch it here!!!

#the quality used to bother me but you kinda find it charming after a while? #please do watch it it's so good it's such a feel good musical #the nightmare of zoldyck #hxh #hunter x hunter #hxh musical #hxh music #musicals #killua zoldyck #gon freecss #killugon #leorio paladiknight #kurapika kurta #leopika #illumi zoldyck #hisoka morow #hisoillu #killua #gon #leorio #kurapika #hisoka #illumi #zoldyck family #zoldyck siblings #milluki zoldyck #kalluto zoldyck #kikyo zoldyck #silva zoldyck #zeno zoldyck

[therantingsage]

Been md au-ing for a bit but since I recently finished Side Order (I think) my thoughts have returned to Communing with the Dead.

((Minor minor Side Order spoilers below the cut? idk))

I gotta say, I'm kinda annoyed a little bit that I was like the one person who decided NOT to headcanon Dedf1sh as nonbinary only for this DLC to genuinely come out and do that. Like I didn't think me making Ahato a she/her transwoman would be something that would be able to be confirmed NOT true! And I'm not saying that to say it's even something that disappoints me! I'm nb and enthralled by the rep!

The problem is just that I've written 74,000+ words calling Ded she/her and having the transness and stuff be a major overarching theme? And also I still like Ahato better than Acht as a name...

Current plan: keep Ded in cwtd she/her but have them adopt they/them in addition to that later in a 'cool I've been alive now long enough that I have complex thoughts about this I want to be she/they' kinda way. Because it would be weird and jarring to change it abruptly just to comply to canon. The only major change to be made is that when I eventually have Marina meet her (because I planned for that to happen eventually anyway) there'll be recollection on Marina's part.

Also in the story I had Ahato be removed from active duty because fighting isn't her strong suit, so I feel very validated upon hearing Acht say that they slacked off a lot in the dlc akjdfjdf I clocked that one, that Octo is NOT a fighter in the slightest.

Not planning on changing her personality in the fic, all things considered it's very much not canon compliant to any degree, and also the personality she had in-story is kinda built from the ground up anyway. There'd be very little reason for them to act how they did pre-sanitization, which is somewhat implied to be how they act in the dlc.

Anyway that fic is still on the backburner, but rest assured I am still thinking about it! Now that we have any canon information about Dedf1sh at all there'll be an easier place to work towards.

Last note is that any sort of canon compliancy with this story is a losing battle from the get-go now because this is a ship fic and Side Order Ded is very much implied to be aroace aksjdfhaskdfh didn't expect that either but it is STELLAR. If I put Acht in Unions and Reunions, which I plan to, I'm definitely going to depict them very differently than how I do in cwtd. Maybe put them in a qpr? I'll figure it out as I go.

#Communing with the Dead #Splatoon #Acht splatoon #Dedf1sh #Calf1sh #Dedllie #Still surprised at what we got! #But my hyperfixations lie elsewhere currently #Had a lot of fun with the dlc either way #Pearl and Marina gayest cephalopeople of all time

[wammyhoe]

Happy birthday, Mello

Summary: Baking a cake as birthday present for Mello sounded like an easy task. After you sent him (much against his will) to find some inexistent products at your local store, you find out there are more than a milion ways this could go wrong.

A/N: Comedy / romance / female!reader / established relationship /

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You snuggled closer to Mello. He brushed his lips on your hair. His voice was peaceful as he read to you. You caressed his chest idly, enjoying the faint, relaxed smile on his face. 

The snow tapping your window eased you as much as the softwood cracks at the room's fireplace. There was just a tiny problem: you craved more hot chocolate. You motioned up, but Mello held you tighter in response. 

“Where are you going?”

“I'm out of chocolate, I’m getting a little more. You want some too?” 

Mello hummed. “Yeah, but I’ll go.” 

You turned, smiling teasingly. “Ooh, feeling a little attentive today, huh?”

Mello gives out a small laugh. “You think that’s what it is? I just want my chocolate to be drinkable. You always make it too hot,” he retorted with the same playful teasing tone.

You watched him as he left, which later led your eyes to the wall calendar. His birthday was three days away. You gasped at the sudden realization that you haven't prepared anything yet.

It wasn’t difficult to pick something for Mello. You knew him better than anyone. You had been dating since the dreadful Kira days, and you've been through thick and thin together. This year, however, you want to gift him something different. Something meaningful. Special.

The wooden floor cracked again when Mello came back with two steaming cups. He carefully gave one to you and placed the other on the nearby table. 

“Now, where were we?” he asked once you were leaning comfortably on him, his chin brushed on your head as he spoke.  

"What bloody man is that?" you answered trying to act the part, which earned you a soft laugh.

“Oh, that’s right. What bloody man is that?...” he continued. Yet, this time you stopped listening.

This year's gift needed to communicate how important he was to you. Perhaps, you could make something for him. Yes! That was it! A handmade gift would do!

****

After a day –and several hours of youtube videos and wandering Pinterest–you decided that baking him a cake was the top option. It was thoughtful and romantic, and you could add that skincare complete-set he was looking at in the store the other day. 

Now the hard part of this would be how to take Mello out of the house for almost half a day so you could not only bake and decorate a two-floored goddamn cake but wrap the gift and buy other stuff you might need.

It then occurred to you that sending him to buy something that he couldn't find would do just nicely. That night at dinner, you let out the bomb.

December 12th, 6:45 pm, at your shared home.

“Babe,” you called.

Mello raised his gaze from his pasta dish as he kept rolling it with the fork.

“Could you get something for me after dinner?” 

“What do you need?” 

“Just some feminine stuff,” you said. Could someone like Mello fall into this trap? Oh, maybe you were a bit foolish.

He quirked a brow. “Pads?” Mello guessed. You shock your head. 

“No. It’s the hmm… the new… rose coochie douche.” 

You have to bite your tongue so as not to laugh at his face. Your boyfriend stares at you for a flat second before placing the fork down.

“What the fuck is that?” 

“It’s a new special soap for the genital area!” 

“Is it different from the one you already have?" He asked with a sceptical look.

"Yes."

"How is it different?"

Oh no, he wasn’t buying it. 

“D-Do you want the explanation now that we’re eating?!” 

“I’m pretty hard to gross out.”

True, he did behead someone once.

“God, Mello! It's just a bar of soap! come on please, I’m about to be on my days and it'd be nice to have it. Is supposed to help with chafing,” you said the last part as if it embarrassed you. 

He sighed, staring dead into your eyes with a look you only saw him use when trying to deduce something back in his mafia boss days, and you gave him your best puppy eyes in response.

“Fine. But I swear to god if you’re sending me looking for something that doesn’t exist…”

“No, I promise! I know it has a weird name but it’s real. They only sell it at the Walmart by the old green tavern.”

“Across the city?!” he hushed-screamed, his expression falling over in shock. 

“Yes,” your voice came out shaky and little, maybe with a hint of questioning tone. 

Mello took a deep breath, brushing his hair with one hand, pushing the bangs out of his forehead in that way you found adorable. 

“And you need it to deal with chafing,” Mello said, maybe reasoning out loud he wasn't that much of a dick so as not to help you with that.

“Yes.” 

A fraction of a second –that felt like two eternities– passed before he reluctantly indulged you.

“Fine.” 

December 12th, 10:45 pm, at your shared home.

Mello left several hours ago and hadn’t come back yet. You’d be worried if he wasn’t who he was, and if you weren’t dealing with a whole fucking two-floored velvet cake on your own. 

Overall, things weren’t going too badly. You bought the base (a black plate with a stick of the same colour to stabilize the cake) and made the topping which was saved in the freezer. 

The only thing left was preparing the mix. After baking it, you could add the topping, decorate it, and you'd still have enough time to hide it in the fridge for tomorrow. 

December 12th, 10:45 pm, at Walmart.

“I’m sorry sir, could you repeat once again what is it that you’re looking for?” 

Mello was trying, trying with all his might not to murder someone right there and then. He gritted his teeth.

“Rose coochie douche. It’s supposed to be a new soap for intimate female care.”

Both cashiers exchanged a look, their mouths folded in an attempt to hold the laughter. Mello sighed, defeated and fed up.

“It doesn’t exist, does it?” One of them just couldn’t hold it any longer and slapped her hand over her mouth after she snorted. 

“Sir, I wouldn't know… but if it does exist we don’t sell it here.” the other said forcing down a smile, her cheekbones turning pink. 

Unbelievable. He had been stocked in the traffic for hours only to have two strangers mock him at fucking Walmart because you sent him on a prank trip.

“Never mind.” Mello spat under his breath.

 He adjusted his jacket's neck when he stepped outside. As he walked to his car, he pulled out his phone pondering whether or not to call you. He stared at the screen for a few seconds before deciding he wasn't giving you the satisfaction. 

A boy in a motorbike honked, startling him. Mello jumped off of the parking spot, remembering he still hadn't bought the tires to fix his own. The store was a few blocks ahead. It was open twenty-four-seven.

Mello glanced at his phone once more. It was late, but if got them now, he wouldn’t have anything to do tomorrow, therefore, he’d be able to spend his whole birthday at home.

His birthday. 

Ever since he was a kid those things seemed stupid. Why bother celebrating something so useless? it wasn’t like anyone cared anyway. Those sorts of things, the ones related to family and cheering someone for existing were matters he found troublesome to process, as he was convinced his life wasn't worth celebrating. 

Luckily for him, he found you, and even if he still wasn’t fully convinced his existence was worth as much as you claimed, Mello sure didn’t consider celebrating his birthday useless anymore. 

Before he could stop himself, he was dumbly smiling at the memory of how you practically forced a few mafia junks to sing happy birthday to him that one time. 

Fuck. 

He couldn’t stay mad at you, could he?

December 12th, 11:30 pm, at your shared home.

The fucking cake wasn’t puffing. The mix was still flat and bubbling, but it had been almost an hour in the oven! something must be wrong, but you couldn’t tell what. You followed the recipe step by step. Maybe you poured in too much red colourant? Oh God, if Mello arrived before you finished, how were you gonna explain this? 

Wait! maybe if you increased the power of the oven, the mixture would bake faster! 

December 12th, 11:52 pm, at your shared home.

As soon as Mello opened the door, the smell of burnt and smoke hit his nose, triggering an alarm signal in his brain that became raw panic when he heard you screaming. 

Mello darted like a shot arrow towards the living room. He grabbed the emergency extinguisher before running to the kitchen, firing it as soon as he saw the flames coming out of the oven before you. 

You gasped when the cold hit your side. The next thing you heard was the empty hit of metal on the floor. Mello pulled you to him.

“Hey, look at me!" he demanded, shaking you a bit. Your eyes were stuck on the over. Mello forced you to face him. "Look at me! Are you okay?!” 

Mello was frantically pulling you close to him, his hands wandering your face, neck and arms as he searched for any wound. The pain of your skin being calcined was one of the things he would never want you to experience. 

“I’m okay,” you said between coughs, as you reached for the window, tearing it open.

“What the hell were you doing?!” Mello shrieked, worry staining his voice. 

Now that the smoke was gone, you could see the remains of burned cake covered with foam. You felt like crying. 

“Baking…” you whispered, trying to reach the stove. Mello didn’t let you. 

“Baking? Is this why you sent me finding some stupid made-up product?! so you could bake?! Do you have any idea of what time it is?” His voice raised more with every question. It held a certain denigrating tone. 

“This could've gone out of control!” he yelled. 

“I didn’t think… I was just trying… I–” you sighed.

Your trembling knees gave out, and you allowed your weight to go limp, propelling Mello to the floor with you slowly. 

“I just wanted to bake the cake for your birthday. I have never given you anything handmade. I thought it was a good idea." you muttered, flooded with self-disappointment, unable to look at him. You snickered. "How stupid, right? I have never done this before, yet somehow I thought I could manage to do it in a few hours."

You roughly tossed the dishcloth you’d been holding onto the floor. 

” I wanted it to be a surprise. Sorry for the jump scare. Go to sleep, babe. I'll clean this out," you said. Tiredness crept into your tone.

Mello gaped. So that’s why you were acting funny the whole morning. That’s why you sent him on a trip to find god knows what vagina soap. 

Mello snorted.

Ever since he met you you’ve always found new ways of making him feel special. His chest felt tight with undeniable affection. 

"Well, it did surprise me." His voice carried such a sudden fondness it made you look at him. "You sure you're okay?"

You nodded.

 Mello held your chin. “Good,” he hesitated before continuing, “Sorry I yelled at you. I panicked.” 

“It’s fine, I would have too. Look at that mess. There’s nothing left to save. At least it wasn't your only gift.”

He gave you an inquisitive look.

“I got you a few more presents. This was going to be the extra. I wanted it to be special.”

Mello looked at you lovingly, all the scare and past anger long forgotten.

"I have my best present right here." 

His lips captured your mouth shortly after, and the kiss son became heated. The kitchen clock chimes at twelve. December 13th. You pulled away, smiling.

“Happy birthday Mello.” 

#mello #mello death note #mello's birthday #december 13th - #death note #mello x you #mello x reader #wammy boys #wammy boys x reader

[the-shining-river]

Kastle

No but seriously, the speed with which those two fall for each other is plain ridiculous. Like, yes, they had this connection in DD s02, and there was trust, and this brutal kind of raw honesty that they demanded from each other, but there was also all that active murdering going on and what not.

And now almost a year has passed, Matt is recently presumed killed by a building, Foggy has moved up in life for a while now, and Karen seems lonely but keeps doing her thing, and then Frank shows up and--says he wanted to say hi but acknowledges she might be angry with him? and asks about the gun in her bag as a way to remind her that she has all the power in this situation? and is proud of her for it? and the way they just keep wanting to smile at each other?? Despite Frank’s problems, it feels like such a novel, light-hearted side of him, I don’t think Karen ever got a chance to see it before? A timidly smiling Frank?? (my heart, ugh)

And of course she’s hesitant, but he keeps his distance as non-threatening as possible, and she dares tease him for his hipster looks (a bruise-free Frank is something novel too), and he goes and jokes right back. And then she asks, because she has to, because that’s what she said would make him dead to her before, and Frank answers honestly that his ‘business’ is finished, so this huge problem is not dividing them anymore. And that’s when she loses her shoes and drops her guard for a moment and really looks at him.

“I need to know if you said anything.” “God no. No. Frank, you should know me better than that.”

*Screechinggg* How? Why? When would he have learned that about Karen? From how she kept chasing the truth about his family, from how she lied to cops for him? Point is, Karen thought Frank knew her like that.

Frank asks for her help so nicely -- meaning he came to her for her competence, and I don’t think that’s something Karen experiences very often, being often dismissed as that cute, leggy blonde (with an attitude) (I think), and this time he lets helping him be her own free decision, instead of that time he used her as bait in the diner.

And it’s already a bit much, this role reversal, and this lack of active murdering standing between them, and him looking good-- Karen needs to sit and drink some beer as she already lets tiny smiles escape while she asks her sensible investigator questions, and then he just kills her with those flowers and that smile.

And Karen kills Frank right back with how easy it is to talk to her, to get her help -- no manipulation, no quid pro quo bullshit, nothing.

“Okay.” “Okay.”

Frank puts the roses on the coffee table and steps back again, giving her space so she’d feel safe with the dead man, the murderer, and then Karen just crosses that distance again, with a HUG. When was the last time someone brought flowers for Karen Page? (even if rationalizing it as a means of communication) When was the last time someone hugged Frank Castle? And it’s such a tight, good, heartfelt hug, my gods. And considering the grand total of their previous physical interaction consists of one (1) instance of Frank bodily shielding her from bullets??? I’m ded.

And sure, things start to get complicated again soon enough, with Frank wanting to go after Micro, and Karen unhappy that he’s contemplating killing people again, but this here, this felt like such a SOLID new beginning for them. The physical freedom and the respect/consideration and the more equal footing. On top of that honesty and sense of connection they had built before, the inevitability of this collision is SO beautiful to watch ;___;

#kastle #kastle meta #frank castle #karen page #beng flailing and overanalyzing #the contents of her new trashcan #so much fun! #why did nobody tell me The Punisher is such a fun show to watch #no seriously #beng's shiny meta

[bananasfosterparent]

Name: Efenity (Efe) Kelmorn

Toyhouse Profile:

https://toyhou.se/23127342.efenity-kelmorn

Pinterest Aesthetic Board:

https://www.pinterest.com/spiiceprincess/oc-baldurs-gate-3-efenity-kelmorn/

Personal Theme Songs:

Do Bad Well - KSHMR (ft Nevve)

Losing My Mind (ft HALIENE) - Tritonal

Unstable - Svrcina

All Eyes On Me - CRMNL

The Glamorous Life - Eden's Crush

Race/Species: Half High-Elf, (later) Vampire Bride/undead

Age: Mid 30s

MBTI: ESTP-A Class: Storm Sorcerer 

Background: Criminal - Smuggling, transportation/import/export, haggling, heist planning

Proficient Skills: Intimidation, Deception, Persuasion  

Personality: ESTP - Efenity is not a "nice person". She doesn't revel in being evil or mean necessarily... she just has no patience for stupidity and often just feels frustrated and angry all the time. But she holds it in. She can often be quiet, but speaks loud and heavy. She spent far too long being silenced, and when she has something to say, she's going to say it. But she doesn't share a lot about herself either. Mostly so it can't be used against her. She can put on airs and be sweet, charming, and kind when it's needed, but it's usually not with sincerity.

She prefers to be the biggest voice (and person) in the room, using intimidation (and her muscles) as a convincer.

It takes a lot for her to trust someone and be loyal to them, but once they are in her very, very, very small "circle" she trusts them completely. Otherwise... she'll sell you to the devil for a corn chip and think nothing of it.

Full Backstory: READ HERE (Google Doc)

Powers: Favors lightning and thunder magic, Flight, and...biting.

Allies/Friends: Shadowheart...and...?  lol she doesn't make friends very well.

Significant Other: Astarion (Ascended)

Ship Pinterest Board:

https://www.pinterest.com/spiiceprincess/oc-baldurs-gate-3-efenity-kelmorn/efenion-efenity-x-astarion/

Ship status: Excellent Standing. At first, romping around with Astarion is just good fun. Efenity knew enough about vampires to know not to trust him. Moreover, her own issues with letting herself get close to people and fearing she will ruin and lose them (and vice versa) allowed her to keep him at a safe distance from her heart. Until she couldn't. She tried her best to not fall in love with him, but once he had confessed his own failure to do the same with her, the fight against it was pointless. She realized she cared about him more than she cared about even herself. Which was new, for her. In her own way of selflessness, she became his personal army and stopped at nothing to support his decisions. He wanted complete independence, revenge, and security? Consider it done. She helped him ascend and gladly took her place by his side, as his little love, his right hand, his Dark Consort. She'd go to the hells and back if he simply asked her to, and bring him back a souvenir. He wanted to live and she helped him become alive again. She trusts him with everything she is. She will praise him as her Lord and Lover forever and follow and serve him to the deepest depths. Their love is an unconventional and often misunderstood one, but remains true and deep for them. And that's all that really matters.

Ship themes (pulled from their ridiculously massive playlist):

Thunder - Primo the Alien

Salt & Vinegar (dEd Version) - Lights

Primordial (ft Niya Wells) - Satin Jackets

Parachute (Kat Krazy Extended Remix) - Matthew Koma

Misery - RUNN

If The Devil Is You - RUNN

Because The Night - The Midnight ft Nikki Flores ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Yaaay it's Efe! I have sort of been avoiding Tumblr, first for Miraculous Ladybug spoilers and now I just was a bit unsure how the BG3 fandom was here, but I figured it's chill enough.

ANYWAY Here is Efenity, my lil caramel drop uwu Actually, huge caramel drop. She's a big lady lol I mostly did this for my own reference, but figured it would be good in general to have a "masterpost" of info about her.

I wanted to have a non-hero Tav to pair with Astarion and who also wasn't Durge. It took a little while but I'm really happy with her design and backstory! I'm really super happy with her in general and how she ends up. 😭💜

#buldars gate 3 #astarion ancunin #astarion x tav #astarion romance #ascended astarion #bg3 astarion #bg3 tav #half elf #sorceress #efenity #my art

[dreamrecorder]

Cant draw today but i'll leave this weird au in an au of mine

In this case litwick ingo au in an hisuian zorua emmet au im brain ded right now pls dont mind me

And i want them to be together even in death i love family feels ok

So it goes like this (but things are prolly subject to change lol)

Both twins end up in hisui, in separate places

ingo is ofc amnesiac and survives just as shown in legends arceus

Emmet... ehhh he died immediately bcos of an alpha zoroark, reincarnates as a cute lil bby alpha hisui zorua and bam!

Also an amnesiac

Idk the twins being amnesiacs sends ksks like- theyre both wondering who the man in black/white is and when they meet (ingo still alive n emmet as a zorua) theyre-

"U seem familiar. Do i know you? Im gonna adopt you, youre found family now"

When BASICALLY they are family ksks ang babaw ng kaligayahan ko lol anyway

Emmet's memories come quicker but are in vry small pieces

From the memories, he practices his illusions, making himself look human again (insert shocked faces of pearl diamond clans n galaxy team)

Emmet helps regain ingo's memories (which are vrrrry slow to come) by using his floppy illusions albeit needing more practice

Regardless of the cause of ingo's death (old age? Sickness? Pokemon attack? Nature?) He becomes a litwick (enter litwick au lol)

Yah they become pokemon ghost twins just diff species

Its Either they move to the afterlife or just wait for the unova they know (elesa n uncle drayden reunion yee)

For the latter: At this point, emmet evolved into an alpha zoroark and is capable of twin telepathy and an actual master of illusions

He takes care of ingo adjusting to a pokemon life

Though theyre still capable of imitating human life with emmets illusions so they look like humans but lowkey pokemon

They have each others pokeballs

And thats it im out of brain juice fjeixkedjekdo feel free to send your thoughts thru reply or an ask ksks im gonna sleep now

#take what u will of this au in au #i just needed to write it out or my head will combust #im blaming zorua emmet fanarts for this #pokemon #ingo #submas #pokemon bw #pokemon ingo #pokemon submas #emmet #pokemon emmet #nobori #kudari #subway masters #litwick ingo #zorua emmet

[seased]

alright there are gonna be slashes in this post because i shant want it found by those who dont already know my madness…

while i am now an aroace ded truther (i think it pairs with thier character in an interesting way; singularly focused eccentric genius, trouble w expressing their feelings, isolationist, etc), if we suppose a world where we have to ship d/edf1sh, i dont think id pick c/allie

the more we get to know d/edf1sh’s personality AND the further away we get from splat2 sadstuck c/allie, the less sense c/alf1sh makes to me… if i had to guess, a lot of newer fans just consider it a fandom default now, they dont really get that the original appeal was the pair being post-mind control angst/recovery fic about it. usually ppl cast agent 3 on this shit now. (tangent but that really dates c/alf1sh as something we invented like between ded’s announcement and OE actually coming out lmao). we’ve got a whole games worth of content of c/allie between then and now and girls just not troubled like that anymore because nintendo hates status quo change. beyond that, we have a ded that is dry and sarcastic, or criminally subdued. more of a hater than previously reckoned.

my thesis statement is thus: perhaps it should be m/arie. marf1sh. depending on the translation she is also dryly sarcastic or criminally subdued. if we’re just sticking c/allie and ded together bc theyre both “single” isn’t m/arie single too? her most popular ship is m/4rie which is considered taboo by like half the fandom, so shes obviously not doing too hot lmao. plus, green and green. and, goths.

my own counter thesis is: harmony. because ded and harmony are the same character. girl dj weird personality hat oversized t shirt. they could sit in the same room and have incredibly loud color palettes together… in fact i bet you could lean harmony to CMY to match ded’s RGB and it would be horrible. plus, i think there’s some qpp-type specific potential here

ya know and a tangential primary thesis: if we have marf1sh, what about calmony? harmony’s brand new personality is very similar to fandom ded; empty headed music freak, with a manic pixie dream girl and/or tsundere bend. and theyre both pink. if the person callie dates is only to be used as a sponge for her emotions, i think the truly empty head is a better fit now that ded has shit in there.

#seas posts #im not taking this seriously im writing this for fun #the color theory in ships is actually important to me lol theyre not real you can be petty like that #ive watched several video essays today and also caught up on witch hat atelier.... im being. longwinded and pedantic

[dylanmunson]

Baby Parker

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AN: I'm typing on my phone as my laptop is officially -ded- so bare with but here we go!!

Short one, but I'm low-key feeling more drama so... 👀

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"no" I let out a little sob, "you never picked up" he shakes his head. "You dodged the bullet, remember" Eddie pulls me closer and rubs my back.

"I have a daughter" I shake my head "donor" "she's mine though" "only because you share dna" "she's mine, how could you" "how could I what?!" "Keep her from me... y/n you kept my daughter from me" I shake my head "I never kept her from you, you arsehole"

"I think it's time for you to go on stage" Gareth says trying to move his cousin towards the door. "Fucking whore" Eric spits as he walks out. I bite my lip and turn into Eddies chest, "wanna go home" I sob. He sighs softly "not letting you drive alone like this bub" he mumbles "we'll sort this ok" he says cupping my face and making me look into his eyes, I nod.

"He never" I hiccup, he nods "I know, I believe you hun" he mumbles pressing his forehead against mine. "It was a silly one night thing, out of town and" hiccup "I tried calling but" hiccup "he never picked up" hiccup "so I left a voice message and sent a" hiccup "letter but" hiccup. I shrug closing my eyes. Eddies hums softly.

"Arsehole, honestly" "Eddie" I mumble, he hums looking at me "he took my virginity" I chuckle, "he took it got my pregnant then" I shrug, he nods placing a soft gentle kiss to my lips. "After the gig we're driving home" he mumbles. "But you got that hotel" "no, no you need to be in your own bed tonight" he says.

"M'sorry" he shakes his head. "Bub you did nothing" he smiles "I love you" he smiles placing another soft kiss to my lips. I nod and sigh "I love you Edward Munson" "I love you to baby" he grins

Eddie is now on stage with the band, I'm stood off to the side of the stage watching, staying away from Eric, which clearly isn't a problem as he's somewhere in the crowd drinking. Eddie smiles in my direction as they play the final song. I blow a kiss and grin at my man.

"Thanks for having us, you guys rock!" Eddie says into the mic before jogging off stage,

"So so good baby" I grin wrapping my arms around his neck, he chuckles "baby I'm sweaty" I shrug "don't care" I grin, walking backwards into their backstage area he grins kissing over my face, "let me help pack everything up then we'll be off Kay?" He grins, "we got it man, get home safe" Gareth smiles. "Sorry for the drama" he shrugs, I let go of Eddie and hug Gareth. "Not your fault gare" I sigh he nods hugging me back.

"Let me know when your home, we'll likely be here all night" Jeff grins wrapping an arm around Gareth as I let go, "will do fellas, see you guys soon" Eddie grins "come on sweet" he grins taking my hand as we make our way to the car.

///////

arriving home I jump out of the van and start walking to the front door, Eddie runs up behind me and wraps his arms around my waist, chin on my shoulder and rocks us back and forth.

“Sweet sweet girl” he mumbles, “it’s cold ed” I sigh, he chuckles letting go and moving to open the door stepping out of the way to let me in. “M’lady” he grins bowing down, arm stretched out to let me in. “So silly ed” I grin taking my shoes off and laying on the sofa sighing softly.

“Really sorry about tonight” I mumble moving my arm across my face. Eddie kneels in front of me on the floor so he’s level with me, chin resting on his hand as the other runs through my hair. “Got nothing to be sorry for darling” “but” “ah no buts” “Eddie” “don’t Eddie me darling” he chuckles “come, let’s go to bed” he smiles standing up giving me a hand before pulling me into his side.

“Wayne’s got the kids till tomorrow afternoon, evening time so let’s just enjoy the quiet Kay?” He grins kissing my head I sigh softly and nod. “Miss ‘em thou” he nods “I know, how about we pick them up just after lunch time and all go out for a meal?” I nod my head “sounds nice Ed’s” I smile softly at the man.

I fall onto the bed and sigh grinning as Eddie flops down on top of me, hands going either side of my face “well hi there” “hey pretty boy” I smile moving some of his hair out of his face, tucking it behind his ear. He smiles booping my nose with his nose. “M’tired Ed’s” he nods kissing my nose, then chin, moving to place a soft kiss on my neck. “Come let’s get you changed hey” “Ed’s you need a shower” I chuckle as he pulls me up with him. He sighs softly “fine, but will you join me?” He grins

Getting into the shower with Eddie, the water is hot and he’s already holding a soapy sponge grinning “c’mere” he smiles turning me around, moving my hair to the side as he begins washing my back leaving little kisses on the back of my neck. Sighing softly I lean my head back onto him as he wraps his arms around my middle.

“My turn” I smile taking the sponge from him putting more soap on it “turn” I grin waiting for his back to face me so I can wash his back before moving to his front. “M’thinking of getting the kids names tattooed” he says “yeah?” He nods “yeah” he grins I nod, smiling up at the man, pulling him down for another kiss.

His arms going around my waist as he pulls us closer together.

////

Waking up the next morning to an empty bed was not what I imagined, “shhh mummy’s still asleep” I hear before the door closes. “Dada don’t eel goood” I hear, I frown and get out of bed seeing Eddie carrying ozzy with Parker holding his hand.

“Baby what’s wrong?” “Wayne rang, she woke up with a tummy ache, and threw up” he sighs softly, I nod “oh baby” I frown bending down to her level, “hurt mumma” “where baby?” She pouts and points at her tummy, “shall we get you into bed huh?” She shakes her head, “how about we make a bed on the sofa and put some cartoons on huh?” She pouts again.

“just gonna go change little man, he’s smelly” Eddie smiles softly, I nod picking up Parker and taking her to the sofa.

“Wait there baby Kay?” “Mumma” she says, her voice all harsh and sad. Sighing I rush into the kitchen to grab an old bucket before going to her room to grab a pillow and her blanket.

“Look mummas gonna make you a bed okay” she nods, “and if you need to be sick, be sick in here ok?” I say pointing to the bucket. “Mumma it” she pouts I nod “yeah mumma sit with you” I get her comfy on the sofa, before grabbing some medicine, giving it to her before sitting next to her.

Eddie walks in with ozzy on his hip. “Oh my angel” he sighs softly, Parker doesn’t even look up to look at Eddie, and I sigh softly. “Did she eat something?” Eddie shrugs “said she just woke up and threw up” he sighs.

I nod softly and sit back, she reaches for my hand which I give her before reaching over and putting cartoons on for her.

Eddie puts ozzy in his bouncy chair then sits on the floor in front of Parker and plays with her hair. “Nooo dada” she sighs moving away, “sorry baby, want daddy to put your hair up?” She shakes her head “mumma oo it” I nod moving over to put her hair into a little bun on her head, she lays back again, reaching for my hand.

Her eyes slowly dropping “get some sleep baby Kay? Mummy be here” she nods softly looking at me and Eddie before snuggling into her blanket. “Poor baby” I sigh softly. “Probably all shouldn’t be this close if it’s a bug” I sigh softly, Eddie shrugs “if it is I’ll look after us all Kay?” He grins I shake my head “Eddie” “probably something she ate, maybe too much of something before she went to bed, Yano Wayne likes to spoil her” he chuckles.

I nod softly giving her hand a squeeze as she dozes off, ozzy is cooing in his chair, as the colourful cartoons start singing on the TV. “Has he been feed?” I mumble to Eddie placing a kiss on the side of his head, he nods “had a bottle before I picked them both up” I nod and sigh softly.

An hour and a half goes by, Eddie is laying on his tummy next to ozzy as ozzy lays on his back on his play mat looking up at the dangle toys above him.

“Is that good bub?” He grins at his son, ozzy grins and coos back at Eddie, “oh really is that what happened?” Ozzy coos back “who told you that?!” Eddie grins kissing ozzys cheek. I smile at the pair but frown when there’s a loud banging at the door. “I’ll get it stay there” Eddie says getting up bring ozzy over to me.

I look over and watch Eddie get thrown back, his head hitting the wall. “Ow what the fuck man” “where is she?!” “Get the fuck out of my house” Eddie says as Eric walks into the living area.

“Where is she?! Where’s my daughter?!” “Mumma?” Parker says waking up from the loud noise. Eddie comes back and grips Eric by the collar. “Get the fuck out of my house” “is that her?!” “I said” “hi baby, I’m your daddy” Parker frowns and moves into my side, I hold both my babies close. Away from the man in front of us who also smells of alcohol.

“I’m ya daddy, not him” he chuckles bending down to her level. “Eric… you need to leave” I look over to Eddie who’s now on the phone, he sends me a little nod confirming that he’s calling Jim.

“Oh sweetheart, so pretty” Eric smiles moving his hand to cup Parker’s face. “Mumma iccck” she says gagging, “baby it’s alright” I sigh rubbing her back, she moves forward to puke into the bucket but misses and throws up over Eric.

She sobs a little looking at me, Eddie comes in scooping her up. “Shall we get you showered princess?” “What the fuck?!”

“Alright nobody move” I hear Jim shout as he steps into the house, “this him?” Eddie nods “alright, come on big guy” he sighs pulling Eric up “no” he shouts “your under arrest for driving under the influence, trespassing and breaking and entering” Jim sighs softly, cuffing the man before leading him out of the house.

“Eddie” I sigh biting my lip, he nods following jim as I pull Parker closer, who seems to have perked up a bit now.

“Who dat mumma?” “That bubba, that was an horrible man Kay?” She nods sighing pulling a face as she realises there’s a horrible taste in her mouth. “Arker ewww” she says I nod “we’ll get you showered in a second ok?” “Ann— and eeeefff” she smiles I nod “yeah and you’re little teethy” I smile kissing her forehead, ozzy smiles at his sister while sucking on his thumb as his dad walks back in.

“Hopper said he was down the road when I called, how he got here so quick, saw the marks on the door, which imma get gonna fixed” he sighs running a hand through his hair.

“Baby I’m so so sorry” he sighs taking a deep breath. I shake my head “you alright? You bashed your head quite hard?” He nods “m’fine” he sighs again. “You sure?” He nods “right princess shall we get you bathed?” He smiles softly at Parker.

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After Eddie had bathed Parker and brought her back out in fresh pjs, and I had cleaned and changed the bedding on the sofa. Parker cuddles back into the covers and pouts at me a little.

"Feeling better princess?" She nods "dada" she says looking to Eddie who sits beside her "hey baby" "I luv yoouuu" she smiles pulling him closer to her little body. "Uper ero" she grins "oh baby is daddy your super hero" she nods looking at Eddie, "oh baby" he smiles softly.

"daddy didn't do anything baby" she nods "did!!" She says sitting up, she begins to babble on about the mean man that come in before her daddy had made him go away. Eddie smiles softly listening to the little girl. "Hopper helped baby" he smiles she nods "but dada" she smiles.

"How about when your better we make a drawing for hopper baby" she nods "yeah" she smiles "buuuuut dada" she sighs leaning against eddies side and plays with his hair.

"How's my other baby" he smiles booping ozzys nose. He coos at Eddie as he cuddles into my side more looking up at me.

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[wench-and-jezebel]

Dark Angel Reaction: Pollo Loco

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

The pre-episode conversation:

Wench: Here it is.  You ready?  ARE YOU READY??? 

Jezebel: YUSSSSS

Wench: I CAN'T HEAR YOU: ARE YOU READY??!?!?!

Jezebel: YUSSSSSSSSSSS

Wench: Okay.  OKAY.  Here.  We.  Go.

Jezebel: AHHHHHHHHHH! READYYYY????

Wench: YESSS

Jezebel: 3!  2!  3!  4!  5!

Wench: alsdkfjladskjf Gooooo

Jezebel: 4!  3!  2!  1!  GOOOOO

– – – 

GOD DAMN NOW A LIVE CHICKEN…  Ma’am!

Foreshadowing

I FEEL YA OC

I FEEEL YAAAA OC! ☠️☠️

It’s Ben  [Ben ded]  Oh?  [That's what they just said; they found a dead body with a barcode, and it's Ben]  Well now I’m confused

Bby Ben  [He was a storyteller :(]  😭😭😭

Wot?  [Was this about the Nomlies?]  I think yeah lol  [Nomlies are, essentially, Manticore rejects.  Flawed genetics, personalities, etc, to the point that they've been moved to the basement for reprogramming or permanent retirement]

…. Wait.  Wait.  🤔🤔🤔🤔  WAIT.  Isn’t that how she… Is this 🤔🤔🤔  [SPEAK]  Is this the future and the episode is leading up to the death?  [*whistles*]

[Nope.  I just lied to you]  You.  My friend.  Are a *redacted OFMD!Izzy cursing*

[Ma'am didn't say the nickname :(]  LINTLICKERRR  [There we go]  🙂

OOOOHHHH AHHHHH  [This is a thing now :)]  LIKE FUCKING NAILLSSSSS ON A CHALKBOARD

Bruh  [Ma'am didn't even wait for a response]  WHY NOT TELL HIM  [Max is being Max again, what can I say]  *sigh*

[I'm actually starting to recognize the kids this go-round]  

Holy hell deep voice

[I don't know if that kid's dealing with the tryptophan thing btw]

When he said the blue lady was he referring to the Virgin Mary?  [Yup.  Ben storytelling again]

ACKLESSSSS HAS ARRIVEDDDD  [He has indeed]

BUDDY WHATCHA DOING 👀👀👀  [Being homicidal.  As one does.]  

👀👀👀

Well damn

[Okay, look.  I know we know that she was lying.  But to be fair.  It's kinda ridiculous that they act like the kids would all be recognizable.  It's been.  11.  Years.]  Yeah that’s fair… But I mean I think I look like me from 11 years ago ☠️  [You didn't go through puberty in that time tho.  I think they were like.  9]

["Closest thing to a brother"  Bitch, ZACH IS SUPPOSED TO FILL THAT SPOT]  Excuse you Zach doesn’t need to be filling no spots 👀😮‍💨🤢  [MA'AM WATCH THE SHOW]

‘Cause I’m an angsty bitchhhhhhh  *sigh*

[Church]  Time to repent.  Then kill the priest.  Then repent again.  ["There's things, there's…people… feelings that I want to experience differently than I have before"]  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Awww man… Teef.  That’s brutal.  Blech  [“Summer teef.  Sum 're teef, sum 'ren't”]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

☠️☠️☠️☠️ Noooo

Priest is like… ma’am you gud  [No, she ain't]

I had stuff to say but Ackles has reappeared instead (like an Angel)

Oooh jumpscare

The smileee

The smile is gone  🙁

Uhhh no… I don’t

Speed run  ["Blurring," in the in-universe speak]

☠️☠️☠️ I swear he comes in so randomly WITH GROCERIES  like

– – – 

Wench: What were you saying when Ackles showed up? alskdjf

Jezebel: 😮‍💨😮‍💨  It was a joke and I don’t fully remember it enough to retype ☠️  Ackles just rewired my brain and it erased.  Irrelevant.  Non existent.

Wench: :))) Fair

Jezebel: But noooo the smile at Max 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I-  I swoo— I’m married sir how dare you

Wench: Nooo

Jezebel:  I- I have forgotten how to midpoint! All I wanna do is fangirl rn ☠️ and he’s only been in two scenes

Wench: I almost spilled my cereal at that one alksdjflaksdjf  But I understand completely

Jezebel: Will be a better endpoint

Wench: Aight… on we go?

Jezebel: YESSSS

– – – 

The priest is gonna get ded

“Faith in the lady”  That’s… ok  🤣🤣🤣

Priest is like… shit.  Time to find another line of work

[The eagerness with which he seized on the soldier explanation 😭]  😭😭😭

“The lady”  I’m dying

Oh noooo

I fucking jumped

["I'm not a liar"... murder = okay, lying = not.  This says something]

Ok I see what he’s doing I think

I’d be ded.  “Slide the wot IN WHERE!?!  Pretty boy help!”

“Click”?  Oh, or maybe it was loaded after all

Poor priest

A lot, lady.  A lot

[Poor Ben having a crisis of faith :(]  💔💔💔 Damn.  It be like that kid

Oooop  [He invaded her perch]  He gonna start talking in circles now  [He already did... Devour-coded]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[THIS IS THE "SHE"!  (The one I said to be concerned about)]  Ohhhh… That wants the kids killed?  [Yup]

[X5-493 = Ben, btw]  494 Alec?  [Yup.  And X5-452 = Max, iirc]

Ohhhhh military Karen  [She calls him Deck]  Milataren… Lintlicker and Militaren.

[Oop- Ben is back.  Important scene!]

Bruh he looked back like oh shit  [She annoys me here too btw.  Like.  bro, your brother is clearly losing himself.  And you're more interested in being bitchy about it than being caring.  “Bet he’d love to figure out what the hell went wrong with you.” Whyyyy did that need to be said?]

Lintlicker is like a fucking dog fighter with his little gaggle of pit bulls

Oh shit, crazy kids  [Azazel-coded]  Ooooof, trueee  [I heard it in his voice alksdj]  

[he wears fine blood well]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️  [Sorry, kinda had to]

Logan whatchu doin  [He sneak]

Lintlicker whatchu doin  [He protecc his kid]

Oooop- Logan you been had

["You think because she's so pretty, she isn't as dangerous?"  Bruh, there was a whole unit designed to use attraction as a weapon asldkfj  *cough cough* Alec]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[I'd be concerned about Ben too, tbh]

Ooooop  [“Do you hate yourself that much?”  Yes  He does.  Have you not been watching?]

[This woman sees her brother losing himself and is like.  Aight.  I got this.  Let me make it worse!]  ☠️☠️☠️

AHHHH 

NOOOOO 

THE SAD

OMG HIS HEIGHTTT.  It’s visible here

YOU COULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME???  [Her physical acting there was so weird]

Ooooop

Oh.  The forest.  THE forest.  Ack.  ACKKKK.  [:)]

[This man playing the actual original comic book villain: "It seems his faith wasn't strong enough."]  RIGHT

OH CRAZY SMILE

BRUH

HOLY SHIT

Oh.  Oh that’s broken.  Ack

OH SHIT

ACK

AAAAAAACK  ["Ben, I can't carry you; we'll both get caught"  Bitch, tell that to your pilot-episode self]

ACKKKKKKK

HIS VOICE  [I KNOW]

ACHKKS

Nooooooo

Why couldn’t you just do it

Why

We don’t need a story

Ack

Ooooof

Ack  [Coherency has gone bye-bye]

Welp… Ack

Mood, Max

I’m

Um

Ack

Also tho.  The thing back then isn’t entirely fair they were kids

The priest is gonna be like…. Nope

[Priest survived, but he also has a weirdo barcode tattooed on his neck, and that's gonna make his life hella tricky in s2]  Ohhhh, he comes back?  [Nope.  They forget about it.  But everyone learns about the Manticore barcodes.  And that's the main way of IDing transgenics.  So like… Buddy boutta get slammed.]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Fair

– – – 

Jezebel: So, like, endpoint….  What even is an endpoint?

Wench: "Ack,” perhaps?

Jezebel: What even is life?  I’m not ok

Wench: I broke you alskdjf

Jezebel: … Ack.  Which is like ack…les. So even more ack.  I hope you and the minions are satisfied.  Evil.  Evillllll!  ACKKKK!!!!!  I AINT EVEN GET ANY JAM PONY TO MAKE IT BETTER

Wench: Okay, but s2 is better!  Alec is only three episodes away!

Jezebel: I got two seconds of OC- THAT’S A WHOLE THREE HOURS AWAY!  😭 180 minutes

Wench: Do you see what I mean about it being the best episode of season 1 though?

Jezebel: Yes!  It very much so was!

Wench: HAH!

Jezebel: Also noooooo the titleeee makessss sense nowwwwww!!!  Ackkkkkkkkk  What am I doing with this pain????  It’s like a reverse gift

Wench: You just kinda acked your way through the emotional scenes; I sent the script so you can compose your thoughts :)

Jezebel: Ohhhh.  Well… That was a lot of 😦 Like, I get him going crazy.  Also, I think I missed a part of Logan saying he had been doing this for a while (How long is the part I missed)

Wench: I don't think they said how long it was.  But, regardless, Lydecker's been covering for Ben.  Shutting down the investigations and all.

Jezebel: And, about that… On one hand I could go the anti Lintlicker route and say he’s only covering his ass because the woman wants to put them down and he doesn’t want to. And it’s nothing about him caring about them or anything.  But I could also go the pro Lydecker route and say he was trying to cover it up to get to him so they could in his eyes fix the problem and he would have another “kid” home.

Wench: I think it's probably a mix of both, tbh. He does care about them, but, like we've discussed, in a twisted kinda way?  So it might have been a "bring him home if we can" kinda thing.  And… thoughts on Max?

Jezebel: She was meh at best this episode but the end, with the story, I really felt for her.

Wench: Yeah, I get that.  I don't fully agree --- I think her handling of the Ben situation was pretty atrocious, tbh, even if it did end up working for a bit --- but otherwise... yeah, not bad.  And the end was kinda hard to fully hold against her.  (Also, talk about a picturesque death scene alsdkfj)

Jezebel: Right?! Like, oh, let’s have this lovely scenery, and plop a dead kid in his sister’s arms… oh, and sister is the murderer… Like… Wot?  Ack

Wench: Also, the childishness of the way he was speaking tho 😭

Jezebel: I KNOWWW  😭😭😭😭  Budddyyyyy

Wench: Honestly, the character as a whole has that quality.  He's so... beseeching.  Legitimately, all he wants is someone to understand 😭  He tries to get that with the priest in the confessional --- "I'm a soldier"--- and with Max at the tower --- "Don’t tell me you don’t wake up with the sound of your heart pounding in your ears." --- and then again with Max at the end.  Even the goading-Max-into-hitting-him bit.  He wanted her to understand the violence and she didn't even give him that 😭

Jezebel: 🥺🥺🥺 I just 😭😭😭😭 He’s such a good actorrrrr  😭😭😭

Wench: Agreed... *sigh*  But there ya go!  Ben episode!

Jezebel: *sigh* indeed!

Wench: Final thoughts?

Jezebel: … ACK

#dark angel #dark angel reactions #reactions #episode reactions #s01e17 #pollo loco #max guevara #logan cale #ben #jensen ackles #jezebel (pr)

[ramayantika]

so i have started to learn bharatanatyam after a gap of four years, and i really want to build my stamina so i can get through most of the adavus without feeling ded

what are your tips for building stamina for classical dancers?

Oh you started off again that's amazing!

1. Your teacher would give better tips than me, so do take their suggestions too.

Now from my experience what I did after my gap year-

Steady Progress: Start with small durations of practice like around 15-20 minutes a day and slowly increasing it, that way your body too will mould itself to the time length without giving up. Also, this will take some time though at certain points you might feel frustrated at not being able to do it for do long. Little steps will take you a long way, and with regular practice, you can and will see the difference.

Warmup: Do not directly jump to adavus. A 5 min warmup could work for a 30 min practice and a 10 min for an hour long. The body does not directly need to start hitting the ground, let it prepare gradually. Breathing exercise, shoulder rotations, bending down, full sitting jumps, leg stretches these work well. Also now thanks to the internet, there are many warm up exercise videos suited just for bharatanatyam, so if you need a guided video (which is better) use them.

Dance but a fun game method: As much as you and I may love dance, some times the practice feels exhausting and maybe even boring because you do the same thing everytime and then when you take a break, laziness might step in which might just bring you to square one. Now taking a break is good, but you know how the mind works when doing something a little hard physically or mentally especially when starting an activity? 'Ugh will do this later. Let me not sit in araimandi and just mark the steps etc' If you are at home studying, take a 1 min break and sit in araimandi for that one min. It would be difficult though initially but it is great for building stamina to sit in that position for longer times when you do margams. And yeah you can also play around with the three speeds during the adavu just for fun.

Take breaks, don't be too hard on yourself: you used to learn dance before so you would know that this artform will take time, so when you feel tired or if you feel your legs giving out, take rest. This is a general advice lol.

The +1 method: This method was suggested by my mother. It would do no good to practice in your comfort level nor will it be good to overexert yourself. Acc to my mother she advised me that each time you feel comfortable while doing a step, take a step forward i.e maybe quickly switch speed or do the step for some more time. Eg: If you are doing Tattadavu number 2, after doing all the three, do the first speed for two times and then end it. Soon you will observe that day by day you can easily go from 1-2-3 and 3-2-1. The +1 method makes you go a lil step forward and you can see how you progress.

Yeah soo these are what I do from my experience. Hope these help you out and keep dancing 🌸

#samridhi speaks #danceblr

[mooncalfe-art]

Ok. Soo...got to read 142..twice even, just becose I could not believe what I was seeing.

Pretty much, evrything about the turtles gone more or less as expected. Yhea. The "fight" at the start between Raph and Alopex was something...tho, he soo was not serious about the fact he dose not care about her. After all. When I say I don't care about a person ,I don't usually go in their aid, when they are half ded on the floor, looking worried sick. Just saying. Glad to see Don and Leo got their shite together and that Don did finally spoken about Armaggon..even if was a little little bit. Interesting to see how that gose at the end of the arc, seeing what 145 SAYS. Sad to see Lita being traumatized by the fight between the boys, tho, have to respect April for how sick of their shite she was after that and for her and Mikey to get the little one out of there. Blugen and Koya were unexpected tbh, but, was a nice surprise. Even seem to be ok whit Carmen and Bob comeing along.. which, knowing Koya...is quite something ( seeing how "friendly" she can be whit strangers usually. ) . Also. Nice seeing Angel working whit the turtles ones more and for her traying to be like a common ground for her 2 mutant friends...

Now tho. Speaking of that... I talk about how that first meeting between Alopex and Raph happened and how it was more or less what I expected...but..what happened next whit Alopex and especially Mushroom...I am sorry. But, that has to be my biggest negativity about everything that happened.

Alopex being half ded and Mushroom becoming mind controlled by that useless piece of trash called Doc.Barlow was something that made my stomach turn. Yes. Alopex is alive. Not too big of a problem...hell..could have been worse...but seeing Mushroom like this!

Absolutely horrific. She is just a kid! Barlow made many mistakes in his miserable excuse for a life ...but this has gone waaaay too far.

I just can't bring myself to picture a fight between Alopex or the little ones whit Mushroom like this. What ever happens to her, I can only wish she will not suffer forever from this . Now, Alopex has as much of a reson to want this shite face ded as Venus dose at this point tbh...If not more!. And me along whit a lot more fans would not mind to see Doc Barlow justice to come in the form of the hell flames !

Again. No idea how this maithe play out in the end and how it maithe go later on...but this made my blood boils with rage . This will become a core memory for Alopex after this. I just know it. She needs the help, more so then ever befor. Just hope it will not be too late and that she will at least show some thanks to the turtles..cuz, if not, especially after this stunt ,she would not look good at all in the eyes of no one tbh. Just saying. Would be somewhat of a stat at least.

Now. For my last questions. How did that Doc get back the parts to form that abomination?

Way dose he like those 2 ugly sins of nature that much, to still use them after they shude have been long gone by now.

And still no idea what in hells name are those 2 demons...tho, I think that maithe be explained in the next issue.

Night terrors, hmm?.. They have to had spawn from somewhere...

Also. Leatherhead is MVP. He saved my girl. For that alone, I wana see him make it out alive!

That would be it. I know is a lot and I am sorry for that..but, this issue was quite something. I am intrigued for what's to come and I think this was a very interesting ...just..it made me feel in a way that no comic made me feel befor. Even from this series.

Sorry if I let myself go whit the Doc Barlow... I just want him ded.

PS. Love how we have pretty much 3 teams going for Barlow.

Doni whit Leo along whit Venus and the rest of her team. Raph, Jeny, Angel, Alopex ( ones she feels good inof to even talk ) and the little ones . And Mikey whit April and Mona, traying to get to the bottom of the situation . I did like that a lot. Ngl.

Now. Just need to burn a Doc to the ground for good this time.😈 ( you are not the only one that is blood thirsty.).

Thanks for reading, as always!! I'm glad this issue got you so riled up, mwahaha. >:D

I can't reveal what will happen to Mushroom, Leatherhead, or Barlow, you'll have to wait and see. ;)

[featherisderp]

Here's a fun crossover.

It's long so I'll put it under a cut

So Anna's version of Tiff (which I'll call NTiff to make this easier) lives with Anna in an apartment because they're best friends. This means she doesn't live in the Kirby world or have her own family (this is info I got from Anna, so feel free to let me know if I got any of this wrong ^^)

Now MTiff (which is what I'm calling the other one) went through a similar thing to the one in our (Violet and me) AU. She got possessed and slightly deformed, but in this case, nowhere near as much as the other. She permanately looks like this now. It's done this way to make the storyline for this AU flow better.

Now Anna came up with a fun idea. NTiff and Anna get warped to MTiff's world (which is Popstar) and meet her. She's sort of a terrible person at this point. She's manipulative and decides that she's taken an interest in NTiff because they look the same.

So MTiff sort of manipulates NTiff into becoming her friend (I'm actually not sure if Anna wants the bird to be ded, so it's entirely up to her. If she wants her ded, MTiff kills her, if not, she just manipulates NTiff into being her friend). Initially, this was just to allow her to be close enough to take notes and such, but after a bit, she genuinely gets attached.

Now she's also dealing with Meta Knight avoiding her because her personality is a lot worse and he's feeling very conflicted, to the point of taking the Warp Star and keeping Kirby from her until she calms down, so she's sort of developed abandonment issues. This means she's terrified of the possibility of NTiff deciding not to be her friend. MTiff begins threatening her, attacking anyone who's mean to her, so on.

She realizes this isn't working. (Also if Anna is alive, she's also worried that she's trying to get NTiff out of this 'friendship' because its bad for her). She begins actually listening to NTiff and trying to take a friendlier approach to things. Essentially, NTiff is a very good influence on her and she slowly becomes much nicer to her and less controlling. This makes their friendship something that can actually be called a friendship, as NTiff is attached to her as well.

MTiff is still violent af to anyone who's rude to NTiff. She'll claw them, but she doesn't hurt NTiff anymore.

@marvelousmockingbird , if this is inaccurate in any way, feel free to let me know and I'll edit it! ^^ This is a fun idea and I like messing around with it.

#kirby #nintendo #hal laboratory #kirby right back at ya #digitalart #ibispaintx #meta knight #kirby au #tiff #crossover #AU #AU crossover

[mariomoved]

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get uno reverse'd mofos.

@petalswept CUPS YOUR FACE AND SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS COS AAAAAAA! i love each & every single one of your muses that you have thrown @ me!! we met. not even a week ago. but i already feel close to ya! tho tbh i felt like we hit it off the very first day. whoa, that's wild. i know i'm 1 to your like. 5 starter/threads but i really preesh all of the ideas you brought to the table! i shall get on 'em soon. also! i enjoy your writing! a lot!! they are always such a good read! very engaging, chef kis.

@behindslaughter RAAAA HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CRY ON MAIN??? srsly. how fucking dare. since it's YOU who is super sweet! i've always loved our small talks & i especially loved sharing interactions, no matter which muse we were feelin' for. i've said this so many times, i'll say it again. the way that you write is truly inspiring. you go into complete detail on every little thing. it's as if? my muse is in your ✨lore✨. we've been following each other for over a YEAR ago now & it has been a top 5 highlight in the tumblr rpc. ngl.

@strebcr JUMP SCARE MOMENT- i'm so? FLATTERED that you love himb! thank you sm sm! this means a lot coming from you! we never interacted before, we should change that! your muse is a goofy goober & such a treat to see! you yourself also seem really neat fam! sending you posi vibes always.

@hxzelwallflower STOP. STOP BRAVO IM ALREADY DED. listen. we legit just talked about this but w/e. yolo. eileen is such a darling. you give her so much personality & you put her in so many different kinds of verses just so she is able to fit in all the fandoms like the last piece of a puzzle! our ooc chats are so enjoying, we relate to so many things & share common goals! just to. just to vibe. amirite? i love you soooo much friend! i'm excite for what we do in the near future with themb!

@yukikorogashi SLAMS FIST SLAMS FIST SLAMS FIST. GLITTER BOMBS YOU. BREAKS INTO YOUR HOME LIKE A RABID KOOL AID MAN. OHH YEAAAHH! becky! what can i say? that i haven't already said? you're an incredible mun with the cutest lil' muse ever. my slo mo'ness has yet made its way towards you, but i prommy. IT WILL & I CANNOT wait to write with you, dear. your kindness words really go along way here. you deserve even more than what you give.

#* ( 🍄 ) 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥. — ❝ game over! ❞ #♥️

[osvco]

I need to get this out of my head but if you have solutions please let me know in comments

when i got upset when i was rly young i cried a lot a little too much and society did its thing of telling me that its not appropriate so i just started being violent but i couldn't get myself to actually hit anyone

so i ended up throwing things and punching walls and recently i started hrt and allowed myself to cry which is so much better but

now i have a slight affinity towards knives now????????????????????????????

i am genuinely concerned and i am actually so alert these days to not get myself into another mess like

how does my life magically create another problem when i manage to remove one

how do i not get this impulse????

if I don't fix this as well im gonna have to deal with scars later but id rather be alive and deal with scars than being ded

my life is at its peak of absurdity and i feel like a clown at a circus

#mtf trans #transgender #tw selfhate #selfharrrm

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

Hi Em ! How are you ? Thank you so much for the new Chapter 🩷 I sent a previous ask during the blog of who shall not be named wreking havoc but ! I think it might have gone off to the wind. Anyways all I wanted to say from that ask was that all of us here, we love you 🩷 please never doubt that !

Also another thing is, I accepted the job ! I'll start right after my university ends, which will probably be in July. But man I'm so nervous !

Now onto the main thing of the day, chapter 11 !!! Omg I think it's so cute how uwu mommy Babey and peepaw/ Daddy Daemon are parents ! The way I can literally imagine Daemon's gentle smile for his babies !!! ( Babey included ) and I have to say Rhaenar is an absolute mood, the world could burn for all he cares and he will be in his littol nap time with mama. Aelys is just a menace, now Daemon will truly face the brunt of his own doing, his daughter is going to be a terror but he's going to love it, i as well ( Especially if she starts calling Otto a cunt after hearing her dad say it so many times )

But oof daddy Daemon ain't getting any was hilarious he can't touch babey soft body especially when he saw babey's chest was like yess but babey handed him his daughter, he probably went like 😏😦😑😒

I'm not going to talk about Viserys because I have no respect for that man, always hurting Kepus and Babey's feelings.

But ! The scene between the dragons was so beautiful, the way they wanted the approval from their dragons, their friends, their souls was so touching. The Beast Bois were so sweet they may not understand who these little gremlins are but their like ok ! Our humans have littol humans ! Hatchlings !

Thank you so much for the chapter Em ! I can't believe we're one chapter away from the end My heart part of the series !

-🧇

OMG, HAIIII 🧇!!! I am so sorry this has taken so long to respond to - I’m very VERY slowly getting there! I’m sorry that Tumblr ate your ask, I hate it when that happens! But thank you so much - I love you very muchly 😭😭😭

Aaaaaaah, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE JOB! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I’m so excited for you! I hope it all goes well. I’ll be rooting for you come July! I’m sure you’ll crush it DED.

Lol, I’m so happy you enjoyed Chapter 11; Daemon being so softie almost gave me cavities, haha! Rhaenar is the chill man, Aelys is the Queen Bitch, lol. I totally reckon she’ll be following him around copying all his feral shit - way to cockblock dad, little nugget! Daemon will be in the doghouse after Babey catches wind.

Don’t worry, Daddy Daemon will get some action next chap! (No, it’s not like, peen in veen or anything - let’s just say Babey has a functional hand and all.) And I’m glad you liked the dragonbois! They don’t really get the point of the wrinkly little potatoes, but they smell like their riders and that’s good enough, I guess.

ONE MORE CHAP! ONE MORE CHAP! I am 5300 words in, and no end in sight anytime soon (lol kill me). Either the rest goes quicker than expected or this chap will be truly massive. Whatever the end point, I’m determined - the next one is the last! Of this instalment, anyway. PLENTY MORE TO GO!

Thank you so much, 🧇! Hope you’re doing well!

#fanfiction comments

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

~In the theorist's room~

(i've used three bases here. one for edd, one for tom, and one for the background. they're by the awesome basemaker EddsWorld-Base and can be found here, here, and here.)

(really getting the plot going with this one, they do be discussing red leader doe. bit long so under the cut again,)

It's around 19:45, a few minutes after Tom was set to meet with Edd in his room, just as planned.

Edd picks up a piece of paper from his desk.

"And this is the article I printed off about the Red Army's war with Denmark, the first they'd taken as a proper country, just after Norway."

"That was months ago."

"Yeah, that's the problem." Edd begins, "It was months ago. Shortly after the incident."

"And not only that - they're theorised to be using some never-before-seen technology in their weapons. Technology I remember seeing sketches for when we were teenagers - you remember how I wasn't the only one of us to be glued to his notebooks in highschool, right?"

"Honestly, I just thought your brother was a bit of a loser nerd."

"You're a dick, anyways, combining this, some documents, some more recent articles, and now that broadcast..." Edd's sentence trails off as he begins to think again.

"...You've, uh, certainly put some thought into this, huh?" Tom asks nervously, rubbing the back of his neck.

"Of course I fucking have, Thomas, we might find him with all this knowledge!"

"Somewhere in Denmark is the first proper 'branch' of this army. Do you know what that means?"

"That you're looking into this too hard?"

"No."

"That you're making connections that aren't there?"

"Wrong again."

"Then... what?"

"It means that if we find some way to get there, we can get closer. We can solve this, I know we can." Edd explains as though this was meant to be obvious.

"But what do we do if it is him?"

"We take him down."

"Seriously? I-I mean, not that I'd argue with that, it's just... surprising, coming from you, is all."

"Seriously. He's taking this all too far. Don't you want to stop him too?"

"Honestly, I just wanna finish what I started." Tom admits, adding "but how are we going to even get to the base?"

"Well, the coordinates to the location are somewhere around..." Edd rattles off some numbers, the lat and long, then continues with "so if we start heading east in about a week, we can maybe make it there in a couple months on-"

A cellphone rings, interrupting Edd's planning.

He answers, pulling it up to his head, and is surprised to hear a familiar voice come through the line.

"Ded? What's got you calling? We haven't spoken in, like, a year! How are your geckos?"

"That's great to hear."

"Missing? No, I was just... busy with some stuff." Edd hesitates, biting his lip. He didn't want the caller on the other side to know what he was actually doing.

Tom listens idly to the conversation, only able to make out Edd's side.

"Yeah, I think I can come over to y'all's place. I've been meaning to take a vacation anyhow - how's next week work for y'all?"

"Fantastic, you notify the others."

"Yeah, love ya too, see ya, buddy."

Edd hangs up, and turns to the side.

"Tom?"

"Yeah?"

"I think we got our ticket, they're out towards the east side of the UK, which gets us at least a little closer. Go tell Matt we'll be visiting our brothers for a while. Don't tell him, or them, why we're actually there."

Tom swallows - were they really going? That soon?

"Alright." he nods, "But promise me this."

"Anything, Tom."

"You're not going to get yourself killed while we're out there."

"Tom, we've been through zombies, we've gone to hell, we've dealt with a ghost, for fuck's sake you're the crazy bastard with the harpoons! We've done a lot and come out the other side alive - I'm going to be fine, as are you." Edd grins, finally feeling reinvigorated. There's a certain tone to the sentence, one that Tom hasn't heard since before the incident, and certainly not since Edd's been holing up in his room for weeks at a time obsessing over things.

Tom smirks, for the first time in a long while, he felt as if things were going to be okay.

But more than anything?

He felt ready for their next Eddventure.

#mod robohoe #eddsworld fan era #base edit #eddsworld #eddsworld au #eddsworld base #eddsworld enchanted era #eddsworld edd #eddsworld tom #eddsworld ded #eddsworld typo au #(he's mentioned) #ewra #eddsworld red army #eddsworld red leader #EddsWorld-Base #(this might lead into a fan-eddisode!!! i'll call it “Snow Turning Back Now”... maybe swap the pun to “No Turning back sNow”?) #(if not it'll probably be a comic or something but i'm hopeful!) #(but yeah edd and tom head out east towards denmark and meet up with their brothers - shenanigans ensue.)